Peanut Butter Jelly Time
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Another notable feature of Peanut Butter Jelly Time is that during it, the entire country's sky and background setting become black and all is removed from view save the banana-suit clad British people.
During these dances, a song called the 'Ode to Peanut Butter Jelly Time' is sung. The lyrics thereof are listed below. These lyrics may seem to make absoulutely no sense, but are quite sacred to the British peoples.
History of Peanut Butter Jelly Time
The idea of Peanut Butter Jelly Time was brought up in a Round Table meeting in 604 after the local motley-suit company was sent an erroneous message to create suits to resemble bananas. The idea was to, instead of burning these suits, using them as effigies of the Belgians, to coax the government to force the people to wear them.
King John XL, approved this idea in 606, with a condition. This condition was that while wearing these suits, the people must also sing the song that his son [Future Not King John XL 2.0] had written earlier that morning while waiting for his breakfast.
The most recent event was the Peanut Butter Jelly Massacre. A party was thrown by a few British roomates and the singing of the song aroused sleepy neighbor Chuck Norris. All were roundhouse kicked to death. Chuck Norris then went on to rape their crops and destroy their women.
The Peanut Butter Jelly Time Song
The song that Little John wrote that one morning goes, goes, goes a little something like this:
Its Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time [x2] Whey at Whey at [referring to his lunch] There he go, There he go. Peanut Butter Je-elly [x2] Do the Peanut Butter Jelly [x3] with a baseball bat [whole line times 2] Yeaho! [x4] Peanut Butter Jelly [x2] Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly!!!
[a prediction of a future invention]
and so on..These lyrics have changed little since the songs writing.
this song has been covered by many bands including: -The Gratefully Deceased -The Oscillating Rocks -The Chimpanzee-like People -The Large Heavy Ballon Type Vehicle -The British Silly Nannys -Adolf Hitler and the Final Solutions -...and last but not least... The Village People