Patrick Star
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Patrick "Ringo" Star is a mentally retarded piece of pink wad of bubble gum that eats his neighbor's potato chips for lunch. He works inside a rockand often works overtime, eating doughnuts and ice cream only reaching to change the channel, fix the antenna, and to scratch his butt. Some days when he is bored he goes over to the supposed "Squidward" 's house and slaps him in the face. He was born yesterday.
Patrick secretly has a fancy for Buzz Lightyear. Buzz has no comment on this situation, although when questioned he exclaimed "MAYDAY! MAYDAY!" and fled. This is a sign of Buzz's infatuation to patrick and should be pursued heavily. You need to watch out for that boy.
Patrick sleeps with a Mudkip Plushie each night, which Eugene Krabs often "borrows".
Often borrows Spongebob's towel to wipe his butt.
Patrick is also fond of Charlie Sheen and his Magical Unicorn
Patrick is also notoriously known for prank calling as a elder named "Eustice Flounders", attempting poorly to sell doilies to unsuspecting victims.
Also, look out for flying pink things around your room. He is known to steal ladies underwear in the dead of night, so hide your bloomers Mrs. Krabs, Patrick is coming on the "Panty Raid".
he is just the same weirdness as my home-dog Spongebob!
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[edit] Patrick's Career
On the weekends and during most of the week Patrick works. Although when he was married to Spongebob his work was less vigorous then when they broke up. While they were married Patrick just went to his rock and watched Television with the accompaniment of his briefcase full of junk food. Spongebob confiscated him from this job and they began to "live fancy". They began to sell chocolate bars.
Like most of Patrick's life it didn't go so well. Upon their first customer's house they were chased down the street by a man who was chocolate crazy. They were scammed about twenty times during their day. Patrick confessed his love to this bald man and he begs them to leave. Patrick and spongebob become infatuated with an old woman and her even-older mother. They are chased down the street a few more times by the crazed man until they are cornered buy him. He buys all their chocolate and they thank him for his patronage. Spongebob and Patrick take out their newly found mates, the old couple, and rent out the whole "FANCY!" restaurant on Squidwards only night to be fancy.
[edit] A Few Fries Short of a Happy Meal
At the age of seven, Patrick was dropped on his head, seventy four times. For every time he was dropped on his head, Spongebob Squarepants received a good noodle star. Now at the total of seventy four.
Patrick has forced spongebob to lose some of his good noodle stars, which made spongebob fall into a deep depression where he was beaten up by "Flatts" the Flounder. In his old school when they liked the other they would "kick their butts".
To this day, Patrick still has been unsuccessful in seeing his forehead. Oh no. This has taken him many years of focusing and failing. He angrily marches out of his house and pursues spongebob. They're both angry. Spongebob's reason, although, is much better than patricks not being able to see his forehead.
Patrick tried to ease his pain by nailing a wood board to his head. But then he came in a coma and went to all close convinence stores to steal seanut brittle.
But It's not that sad. Patrick now has hypnotic powers, which he used to make SpongeBob steal him a balloon.
Patrick doesn't have ears. Instead he has holes.
Known to be friends with the Pingas Man
Flats is a friend of Patrick's from community college
Otherwise known as "Dirty Dan" but I refer to him as "Pinhead Larry".
Patrick got 1 trophy "For Doing Absolutely Nothing Longer Than Anyone Else".
Patrick plays 2 instruments, The Mayonnaise and The Horseradish.
But despite these non-brained actions, Patrick actually defeated spongebob in a contest to get a drivers license. He was awarded a free car to be the millionth person to get a license, but it didn't last because he had to throw it away because the needle was on "E", which meant "end". Patrick is kurt cobains step brother. Patrick had sex with courtney love shortly after kurts suicide
[edit] SC3N3 QU33N
Patrick is what we in the building like to refer to as, "S(3N3". If you do not know the meaning of this it means:
1.Rainbow hair
2.Takes pictures on the toilets.
3.Can add "xcore" to the end of anything.
4.Makes old ladies fall to their knees.
5.Can Lean wit it, and Rock wit it.
6.They can walk it out, and Chicken Noodle Soup as well as Crank Dat Soulja Boy.
7.They can hang out with their friends while holding their mudkip plushy dolls.
8.Polka Dots and Stripes are a must in ever day fashion.
9.G-Unit, Tapout, Affliction, and Pacsun please!
10.Pwn people when they are not looking.
11.Often scream "MOSH" and attempt to do so in many situations, e.g., the backseat of a a car, an audiotrium seat, a hammock.
12.Include the words "thug life" in every day use, write it on your finger tips to show the gangsters you mean business.
13.Just because you went to a show yesterday, doesn't mean you can't go to one today.
14.Bandanna's are your friends.
15.Make lists of How scene you are.
16.Use Acronyms like "KTHXBAI" everywhere.
17.No, this is Patrick.
being seen on myspace
1.Take poses anywhere.
2.Expose only half of your face.
3.Underneath, do not put a caption as words, but a picture of something dumb, or yourself in a similar pose, or lyrics from a song with no spaces.
4.Under "Who I'd like to meet" include at least 60 icons. Keep them painful.
5.Choose a dark layout, or one that is made by yourself.
6.polka dots and checkers are your friends.
Patrick was my buddy from college. When I went after SpongeBob to kick his butt, he called Patrick for help, but Patrick was no help at all. Mrs. Puff only made the situation worse, which in my case, better. From what she said, I grew up in a town where kicking your butt means I want to be your friend and maybe play tennis with you on Saturday. If I have a crush on a girl, I'll kick her butt.
[edit] Patrick's House
Facts about Patrick's House:
- Scratched into the back of Patrick's rock is a drawing of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
- Before Patrick lived under his rock he was just living in a hole and one while he was sleeping a rock fell and so that became his home.
- Patrick's rock is the same rock used to seal Jesus' tomb.
- Patrick's rock is home to more then 50,000 tiny idiots, and he still can't get them out.
- Patrick built his rock himself.
[edit] The Letter "Y"
It's Patrick's FAVORITE
It sings!
It Dances!
It is the end of Candy!
It pwns your mother and the mudkip she sleeps with.
Y pwns you, KTHXBAI.
[edit] IQ
Unlike everyone and homer,everyone have 80 or 70 IQ and homer have 20 IQ. But Patrick only have 10 IQ. He get 856,777,902,105 zeroes in his whole life.
