Pariah is a first-person shooter produced by Cowphobia, in which the player controls super-PAKYUE and sets on an adventure to kill the mad female killing Cow from Mars. There are a total of 2234.76 different types of weapons available including the farting gun, methane choker, and the flammable bamboo trap. There are 3.4 stages in the game, and every level features a panda-boss, hyper-freak female cows with powerful bamboo spears. the last boss (level .4) has a blow-up-de-haystack grenade, killing the player upon contact.
EE & Company, the distributor of the game, has denied crictism comparing the haystack spears to Britney Spears.
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edit Algebra engine
The game stimulates 3D environments by using the new algebra engine, which works by solving extremely complicated algebra questions.the inventor of this engine is mdm ng
Examples are: the character turns right
the character shoots
the character buys a panda-porn magazine
edit System requirements
a computer, with the following-
- 8942 TB RAM
- Windows 8900 or higher
- 84 inch LCD screen (recommended)
- a black keyboard and a white(but not furry) mouse
- a scanner
- a photo of a killer chec han
- 2 hands, with 5 fingers each (preferably the player's)
- your mum (optional)
- a TimeOut
edit How to install
Unfortunately, the game does not include an installation wizard from h-aystack-ogwarts, so you have to install it yourself.
- first, scan the photo of the killer panda into the computer. your mum might come in handy here.
- next, delete the scanned photo.
- third, do the first and second step over and over again until your recycle bin is full.
- fourth, by then, your mum's fingers would have already been sore.
- fifth, have a TimeOut
- sixth, kill your mum.
- seventh, your mum's ghost will haunt the computer, disguised as the game.
- eighth, enjoy the game!
- female killing cows
- professor EE AH
- chocolate cakes
- ch_ch (stage 1 boss)
- checkhan@cow=me! (stage 2 boss)
- cowdy (stage 3 boss)
- tan cow/chek han (secret stage .4 boss)
- chowng wee ( bonus stages boss)