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Your mom sends her regards

“The key to a woman's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.”
~ Zapp Brannigan on Parents
~ Pope Benedict on Parents

Parents might refer to the following:

It probably doesn't refer to the following, but who knows:

Maybe you were looking for your family.

You may also want to know how to deal with parents.

This is a disambiguation page. Please ensure all ambiguation remains at least seventy furlongs from this page.

Joke about parents: the pope is an 80 year old virgin and he doesn't approve of the use of condoms, thats like taking parenting advice from the McCanns. hehe

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