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Spanish inquisition BLASPHEMY!!!

God hath declared ye article BLASPHEMOUS!!!.
It shall be deleted and its author shall be smitten immediately. Thus spaketh the Lord.

Do something about ye problem or else we shall be forced to bring out...the comfy chair! Duh-duh-duh!


Patesteskopit

Your mom sends her regards

“The key to a woman's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.”
~ Zapp Brannigan on Parents
“Sssshhhh....DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS.”
~ Pope Benedict on Parents

Parents might refer to the following:

It probably doesn't refer to the following, but who knows:

Maybe you were looking for your family.

You may also want to know how to deal with parents.

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Joke about parents: the pope is an 80 year old virgin and he doesn't approve of the use of condoms, thats like taking parenting advice from the McCanns. hehe

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