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Pantera is the name given to a group of cattle-herders from the fiery depths down below, who emerged into our realm in the early 90s to take over the music industry. Since its introduction in the 70s, heavy metal had become popular amongst a select group of individuals, despite its original purpose as the Devil's music designed to horrify humanity and cause chaos everywhere (something that the blues had been invented for, yet failed miserably). In order to cause further suffering to humanity for foiling his plans, the Devil summoned a group of metal-loving drunken rednecks, who took the music from the underground and made it accessible to the non-metal public - an act that metal fans everywhere hold contempt for. Such a vulgar display of power caused uproar in the community, and the incident has since been named "the Great Southern Trendkill".

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