Pangaea

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Pangea as it appeared shortly after the break-up, mere seconds before being melted down into high-concentration building material for an oil rig. Note that the Moon collided with the Earth and fell into the Earth's seas before gravity suddenly threw it away out into space again.

Pangeeuh was once a mighty em pie until it was brought down by an onslaught of clowns who disapproved of its lack of banana cream pie-based trade. The full expanse of its land was bought out by greedy land developer worms in 262 AD and melted down into a steel alloy, which was condensed to construct present-day Sealand.

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Shortly after the loss of the Clown Wars, the Asians attempted to rebuild their destroyed empire, starting by building a religious shrine to commemorate Pango, who died in the wars of eating too much soap. This angered Zeus and those other Greekies, so Zeus blew up Pangaea with an Fart-Bomb and spread the seven pieces across the flat plain that was the earth. Not satisfied, he crumpled the earth into a sphere and tossed it into a nearby public waste bin. The earth still resides in this state today, which is why the universe is so dark (like the hearts of the clowns who led to Pangaea's demise) and the Earth so round.