Pacmen's Republic of Hong Kong
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Pacmen's Republic of Hong Kong
|Largest city||Intercourse River|
|National Hero(es)||the suckers|
|by the selfish of ghosts|
|Population||30000 (till 21 August, 2008)|
|Calling code||202123066131 (just ping it!)|
Pacmen's Republic of Hong Kong (year 200X~?, 5<X<8) (Chinese: "香港食鬼共和國"), for short PRHK, nicknamed the United States of Ghosts, is the largest land-free regime in Hong Kong
, established according to Dress-up Ordinance (CAP 3141.5926 of Hong Kong Laws). PRHK has been striving for United Nations' recognition, but this is really the most pretentious campaign of PRHK since the national conditions of PRHK are the extraordinary scorn of United Nations.
For those foreigners who do not familiar with the national conditions of PRHK, PRHK seems to be an easy-known environment which is full of familiar Pacmen. In fact, it is the combination of radicalization from hegemonies including radical Islams, Communists and American emperors, operating caesaropapistic autocratic democratic policy (i.e. decentralizely-operated one-standpoint-laid-down autocratic hegemony), to control all the dressers in Hong Kong boundary. As well, most of the ghosts in PRHK run white terror according to the Otaku Manifesto, Anime Accomplishment and the Troll Book, besides paying supreme tribute to foolism while abandoning all the other isms. They think themselves that they are clearest, truest and most immaculate, so self-supposed to kill pagans permitted by the God and laws. As well, they take numerous
violent revolts. These shows that forcing the multitude in the society to agree that doing exploration with their thought and viewpoint is absolutely correctly to be considered as a brain-damaged behavior.
However, the God does not allow everyone to adore any idols even absurdly self-declaring to be any idols thought dressing up as the idols, and none of the regimes in the world do not recognize any legal power of PRHK. Therefore how the ghosts in PRHK be mighty
to be the representatives of anti-wisdom in Hong Kong, can only be grasped with our brain but not to be spread with any message, is of a too easy-known reason: some ghosts will come on and make imprecation once using any text to do dissemination.
edit Representative feature
PRHK takes a kind of not-so-bright blue as its representative colour. In PRHK, blue represents fighting against rationality and learning aggressiveness on attacking others to build up themselves. These can be seen from Iraqians regarding blue as a taboo colour (blue represents devil, the same as evil ghost).
edit Core ideas
General enthusiastic self-core ideas of nationals of PRHK (excluding individual conditions):
- Unless the dressers registering the citizenship of PRHK, they could not be considered as legal dressers in Hong Kong boundary. But, according to Dress-up Ordinance (CAP 3141.5926 of Hong Kong Laws), any persons who dress-up in Hong Kong boundary without registering the citizenship of PRHK are also automatically governed and restrained by PRHK without any preconditions. (Huffed?!)
- If found the questions asked from beginners, curse them first then answer. Children without being criticized would not grow up.
- If some persons not belonged to dressers ethnic groups are found photoing dressers, should be dressed down, knocked out, and their equipments thrown into rubbish bin. Dressers are only being photoed by high quality dressers ethnic groups, but not by trifling common people, especially some pack animals.
- Daring to criticize PRHK, is exactly insulting dressers ethnic groups!
- PRHK possesses the rights of grabbed so-called high degree of autonomy, so all the conditions in PRHK can only be evaluated and solved by citizens of PRHK! But PRHK can arbitrarily evaluate conditions of foreigns as PRHK likes. (Huffed?!)
- Any external broad-sense definitions of dress-up and any earthen sights disadvantaging citizens of PRHK are fully unavailable in Hong Kong for the limited-outlook ministerialists of PRHK. Since they said, "How we say, the world should be so! We are the way, and the truth, and the life. Nobody can come to the dress-up functions except through us." Absolutely we intensively see all the things and principles in the world, and none of the things and principles cannot be neglected by us, so all the things and principles not seen by us are absolutely illusory, inexist in the world, and impossible to exist in the world! (Theories explicated from the sentence above can conversely explain the sentence above, to manifest that those are absolutely real and true)!
- All the populaces of PRHK are the ghosts and self-fancy as the God and they do dress-up so much times, so their interpretation must be 100% accurate!
- All the named Lolita-style dressers who do show must be executed with shooting!!! (Therefore there are many biased comments)
- All the populaces of PRHK have official tyrannies
(regulated by Dress-up Ordinance (CAP 3141.5926 of Hong Kong Laws)). They may request all the people in Hong Kong even in the whole world to dress-up according to their desires. Before dressing-up as anything they never seen yet, its detailed images and setting documents should be given to them not less than 5000 personsghosts read for confirmation. As well, any of the appearance modification, spirit modification, transformative modification, usage modification, stature modification...... to the things being acted are absolutely not accepted totally. In brief, the thing should be completely 100% acted out (attained 80% target and the declaration of "data for reference only, final actual performance prevails" are the excuse of shying-away and so-called lack of sincerity, a little bit deviation can already make them stirring up full denial). Otherwise they will bring the related dressers to the hell and complain to the Consumer Council! Actually, does watching dressers involve consume (don't calculate the traffic fare and the dieting energy cost together within!)?
- All the restaurants before promoting any food or drinks, its detailed images and setting documents should be printed on the menu and have not less than 5000
personsghosts read for confirmation. As well, any of the appearance modification, spirit modification, transformative modification, usage modification, ingredient modification...... to the things being cooked are absolutely not accepted totally. In brief, the thing should be completely 100% cooked out (attained 80% target and the declaration of "data for reference only, final actual performance prevails" are the excuse of shying-away and so-called lack of sincerity, a little bit deviation can already make them stirring up full denial). Otherwise they will bring the related cooks to the hell and complain to the Consumer Council! No wonder any food/drinks sold violating such the rule can only be called a mixture?
- All the software houses before promoting any operating systems, its detailed source code and setting documents should be open-sourced compulsively and have not less than 5000
personsghosts read for confirmation. As well, any of the appearance modification, spirit modification, source code modification, transformative modification, usage modification, ingredient modification...... to the operating system are absolutely not accepted totally. In brief, the thing should be completely 100% developed out (attained 80% target and the declaration of "data for reference only, final actual performance prevails" are the excuse of shying-away and so-called lack of sincerity, a little bit deviation can already make them stirring up full denial). Otherwise they will bring the related cooks to the hell and complain to the Consumer Council! There are so many people using Windows. How can it be called if it cannot called as an operating system?
- All the political conspiracies before having their action planned, its detailed segments and benefit declarations should be open-sourced compulsively and have not less than 5000
personsghosts read for confirmation. As well, any of the appearance modification, spirit modification, source code modification, transformative modification, usage modification, ingredient modification...... to the conspiracies are absolutely not accepted totally. In brief, the conspiracies should be completely 100% run out (attained 80% target and the declaration of "data for reference only, final actual performance prevails" are the excuse of shying-away and so-called lack of sincerity, a little bit deviation can already make them stirring up full denial). Otherwise they will bring the related personsghosts to the hell and complain to the Consumer Council! How the exposed conspiracies can still be called as conspiracies?
- All the restaurants before promoting any food or drinks, its detailed images and setting documents should be printed on the menu and have not less than 5000
- All the weapons and uniforms cannot be banned to use- they must be re-permitted to use totally. Certainly, the related insurance fare should be paid by the Hong Kong Police, i.e. taxpayers. "We, the dressers, bring up the proposal hardily, and deservedly should not pay such the money!"
- All the dress-up functions cannot be canceled without the agreement of PRHK!
- The western girls are fully rubbish; especially the African girls, are the rubbish in rubbish, and proposed to be ceased.
- Relatively, Japanese girls are the number one in the universe and are the only look of sister being accepted.
- Non-guilty is the revolution. Rational is the rebellion! (That's only available for the ghosts in PRHK. Any other else trying to do so must be guilty and iirational!)
edit Time zone
Though attained 80% of resources of PRHK are located in Hong Kong boundary, it is strange that the sunrise and sunset of PRHK are 12 hours later than those of Hong Kong (i.e., UTC-4). Therefore normalists would enter PRHK with wearing colour-reversal glasses, to prevent colour-reversed images affecting their brain.
How come like that? Normalists should know. But the angering thing is that ghosts in PRHK think that such the phenomenon cannot be proved with science. Since the ghosts can only be alive within natural conditions, and they are the experts of fabricating standpoints for self-covering-up accusations). They will frequently agitate other people to boycott or even to forbid anyone who attempts to prove such the phenomenon with science. Otherwise they will do charge of "swaying the culture" and "attempting agitation for death of other
person(s)ghost(s)" (for short "agitating ethnic cleansing"), perhaps as well as "betraying national secrets". Threfore they will try to exercise psionics to rap the colour-reversal glasses without respect to located in or outside of PRHK.
edit Specialties and National quintessence
edit Deep-fried fluffy dough sticks
Deep-fried(-in-oil) fluffy dough sticks (油炸蓬鬆麵粉條), usually called youtiao (油條) which is literally translated as oil stick. It is considered as a kind of unlucky food by PRHK because youtiao is nicknamed youcharkway / yaujagwai (油炸鬼) which is literally translated as deep-fried-in-oil ghost, as "ghost" fits the conflict with the habit of Pacman- eating ghosts (but the ghosts in PRHK think that they are Pacmen). Therefore there are some foreigners eating youtiao and discussing the politics of PRHK at the same time but then being arrested by the special text-identifing policemen.
Certainly the so-called policemen are just self-supposing they have rights to judge the others, since Dress-up Ordinance (CAP 3141.5926 of Hong Kong Laws) is not approved by the Hong Kong Government. Therefore their behavior are finally illegal..
In China, youtiao is generally thought as the embodiment of Hui QIN (秦檜) even including his wife too. However, for those foreigners who know the history of or have ever lived in PRHK, youtiao is generally thought as the embodiment of Zidane (斯丹), with the homonym Stang: Zidane took a astonishing headbutt to another player in World Cup Germany 2006 and then have its job abridged. Later, in other to do revenge on abridgement with wanna having no Latin-linguists known, Zidane learn Chinese and Ghostese hard and entitle a Chinese surname Ma (馬) but pronounced as mΛ for its situation. Till summer 2007, Zidane immigrated PRHK to take part in a local function City Forum and opened its mouth cannon (嘴炮), including a lot of martial secrets of France (the nation who Zidane belonged to), with putting on a flood of anger in the later period to wish getting sympathies from a large number of multitudes. As the result, Zidane was self-supposed successful to run its plan, but this was found by French military who was listening to the live broadcast. So French military immediately ordered the securities of Consulate General of France in Hong Kong entering PRHK to arrest Zidane, and to sequestrate its passport, political rights and citizenship indefinitely, making it unable to back to France in life, even unable to go any other where (how to do so without a passport?). After a long time, people sigh a lot for Zidane's behavior, so to fry some youtiao to express their feelings, and entitled the food as youchardane / youchartang (油炸丹) which is literally translated as deep-fried-in-oil Zidane / deep-fried-in-oil Stang. However, the word youchardane / youchartang sounds too towering and sounds like youbaochardane / youchartang (郵包炸彈) which is literally translated as letter bomb, so later people called it youcharkway / yaujagwai (油炸鬼) with the nickname of PRHK substituted.
- The conceptional image A of Zidane putting on a flood of anger (for whole section)
- The conceptional image B of Zidane putting on a flood of anger (for first 10 seconds)
- The conceptional image C of Zidane putting on a flood of anger (for first 18 seconds)
- The conceptional image D of Zidane putting on a flood of anger (for first 90 seconds)
There is no limitation to provision of Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (most commonly known today by the street name Ecstasy) in PRHK everyday free of charge.
Therefore the Ecstasy are hardly collected. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine is used for reduce the mobility of those who hold views different from PRHK-citizens' own, so to self-grow and to bet political counters for themselves, then facilitating them to meddle in different industries afterwards. Sometimes the methylenedioxymethamphetamine drugs are provided with attachment of Nitrous oxide (commonly known as laughing gas) icing poison as the catalyst of blindly pledging loyalty and devotion to PRHK unconditionally even after 50 years...... ass! It should be forever! Such the drugs will have "XD" pattern or similar signs carved.
PRHK abounds with hats. However, the citizens buy hats usually not for self-wearing, but for labelling some others (扣帽子, which is literally meaning button up a hat) as a blessing on the surface but as a curse actually.
edit Hong Kong Pacmen reversal
Originated from the Russian reversal, the Hong Kong Pacmen reversal is a debating and argumentative tactic developed by the citizens of PRHK, some origins from the import of Tetris. A tool described as being able to end and subsequently win any discussion, its original intent was to stupefy the resistors of PRHK's hegemony desire, by inverting the sentence and introducing a new prepositional phrase, thus obfuscating the topic and allowing the debater to take control and bury his opponent. Its execution is as simple as it is lethal: the subject and direct object of the sentence in question are reversed, the sentence is preceded with "in PRHK" and all sentences are shifted into the second person.
This is because PRHK is a wondrous land of complete automation and bizarre reversal of ordinary events and situations in Hong Kong and any other where. If Hong Kong and any other where are good and freedom, it would be considered as a lie by citizens of PRHK. Inversely, if something is considered bad in Hong Kong and any other where, it must be inversed and be correct in PRHK. Here are the examples:
- In Hong Kong and any other where, people wear clothes; In PRHK, clothes wear people!
- In Hong Kong and any other where, you can find parties easily; In PRHK, violent parties can find you easily!
- In Hong Kong and any other where, people execute mad ghosts with a gun; In PRHK, mad ghosts execute people with a gun! (for some those who have higher resistance can free of death)
- In Hong Kong and any other where, the government runs laws and rules the land; In PRHK, the
peopleghosts run paradoxical laws and rule the land!
- In Hong Kong and any other where, scholars teach children knowledges; In PRHK, children teach scholars knowledge obstinately!
- In Hong Kong and any other where, you think about and criticize for doubts; In PRHK, doubts think about and criticize for you! (so it is how easy to incriminate someone with its speech!)
- In Hong Kong and any other where, people fart to air; In PRHK, air fart to people!
- In Hong Kong and any other where, the citizens accomplish histories and miracles; In PRHK, preposterous histories and miracles accomplish the citizens! (except for those who have higher resistance)
- In Hong Kong and any other where, the citizens destroy the environment; In PRHK, the environment destroy the citizens!
- In Hong Kong and any other where, the culture affects the citizens; In PRHK, the
citizensghosts affects the culture!
- In Hong Kong and any other where, Tinky Winky is a talent; In PRHK, talents are Tinky Winky's!
edit Family name distribution
unofficial statistics, the most common surnames of the PRHK are:
- 賴 / Lai / Can't hold anymore (of piss/crap)
- 屈 / Wat / Crooked, injustice
- （老)馮 / Lou Fung/ Don't really care or Fung
- 嘈曹 / Cho Cho / Name of a dictator-general of ancient China
- 荒方 / Fong Fong / The wilderness
偽倪 / NgaiYi / FakeNgai
- 白 / Bak / White
- 巫 / Mou / Which
- 毛 / Mou / Feather, Mao
- 暴 / Bou / Violent(ly)
- 仇 / Cao / Hatred
- 屠 / Tou / Slaughter
- 宰 / Zoi / Slaughter
- 鹹 / Yim / Salty
- 權 / Kun / Rights, power (rule)
- 逮 / Dai / Arrest, catch
- 聞人 / Man Yan / Famous Person
- 司徒 / See Toe / None, really
- 司空 / See Hung / None, really
(Note: above surnames in the form of Chinese / Pronunciation / Rough Meaning)
Up to 80% of the Pacmen in PRHK have the above surnames. It is also known that more than half the Pacmen have the top three listed surnames.
edit Sexagenary cycle, permutations of the 12 Heavenly Roots (天干) and 10 Earthly Stems (地支)
The annual peak of the PRHK festivals and other major events occurs mainly during the 8th lunar month. The 8th lunar month is represented by the Heavenly root 酉 (Yau), hence the ghosts 鬼 have the property of the combined character 酉 + 鬼 = 醜 (Hideously shameful) during this period in the PRHK.
The Rail Transit System of PRHK is responsible to all the commuter transportations in the whole country. It is independent of any transportation systems in Hong Kong (thus there are no any interchange facilities between them, and no intention to do so, even refusing to do so)
Besides, roadside transportation system in PRHK is also very prosperous and terrible, especially the bus.
edit National defense
edit Intervening foreign affairs
edit Bible code
Rumors tell of the discovery of plans to destroy the PRHK found in the Bible code (Code of Torah). The main keywords used were: "Hong Kong", "Earthquake", "Respects to an idol", "Pretending to be an idol", "The Devil", "Evil spirits", "5769 AD",
edit Plagiarism of slogans from other worldwide large-scale functions
“One world, one cosplay!”
“Light the Passion. Share the
“You can't grasp the true form of awesome's Pacmen's Republic of Hong Kong!”
edit What's new
- On 17 April, 2009, Zidane, who is famous of insaneness without blinking, being psychotic again. It puzzled citizens with a lie mentioning the Taiwan student whom it tried to kill last year had been undergoing something for dress-up "revolution" in so-called "the dress-up field of Hong Kong" during the festival Ani-com Hong Kong 2009 (Attention: not ACGHK 2009), although it had already known that the Taiwan student had quited the field completely.
- On 11 September, 2009, such the lie was found destroyed by Zidane. It is deduced that Zidane had found the failure of making such the lie, so destroy it to conceal its barbarity.
- On 4 June, 2009, PRHK started trying to define what the fucking meaning is the "dress-up event", in order to expel any power against PRHK and to help PRHK strengthen its hegemony.
- On 27 August, 2011, Zidane who had been striking in City Forum since 2007 had been psychotic again, by throwing a flash bomb in Comic World Expo to attack its target, including the Taiwan student whom it tried to kill in 3 years ago, 2 partners and 1 person-in-charge of booth. All the 4 persons were hurt and had their chastity lost. Since Zidane is extremely guilty, even the god also cannot endure to give PRHK a natural chasm on later 29 August, 2011. PRHK was invisibized then until it turned normal on 1 September, 2011.
edit External data, image and video
- ↑ Big-character poster no.1160, Area 5, PRHK
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