PHNURR!

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Squirm in patality, O maggle spof porkin! Phnurr! For I, Wog Par the Mooblefreeze, am here to fraggin you heeblewurzits how to mag patagg mash ip loggy swip! Phnurr! Hominahominahominahomina! Phnurr! Wak arkh morspork clampni ibd bagliff MOGG! Phnurr! Ash nazg thrimbatuluk, ash nazg krimpatul! Phnurr!

Contents 1 Azm Mat Quag! 2 Thisc 3 Hurph Bogen Slaph 4 Inverse 5 Shoop Lip Zonga 6 V'atah 7 Mag Spogwump 8 References

[edit] Azm Mat Quag!

Spoink ogg mugwump paft qull buzt zambini splaka pog romp wik pontionrogmaka sa. Sygy shpynik xendo vbrik slamp nog wog patog. Thyrin spid rofl reppindrogmis sadn bos squig. Mayn inninininininininni pop!!!!!!!!! Zam, mfaga plast quiklik sprog. Shorumm lagis caber mastpik nicht. Plafrmosh gool shlimlich orbin mazag pow roc azzle magee splat! Shwrmin merg, platz. Mag tag bag rag spag. Omnipig robfan nostk rapf.

Ovntoff, slamly pozrspok rabif frabbin grabbin glash spurl jipp... Obbledebobble, mumpot swrmin stok paggle fmkin arump. Thef splod morm izz swaglinberdingskon. Samn bos katam mok squibbr baski nix podri aminos zabblebob. Shaspingiss absin. Aml podrik spoin azm pak wurbin otntot loog spof mor. Hamamamamamamamama ist mashk spor linkd amblyk wishk paphylmeticasprogification. Axt min, amm biggin whoorf surpon nost log.

[edit] Thisc

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[edit] Hurph Bogen Slaph

Hashim pash rogib lok. Nasmnagizikspozz, prex im ad fr weglin moktarbiscattic flempo. Haz mak ptak mitak ptak rimpom. Oblotz gibodl blaggen rabik nabob. Ip ip atan roz fogl spregob marss. Bree boskabeen, mataggleaggle bimwop napow. Ammaragga sik log ramn spitak. Narf sg wopl amp nud sokillblidgegon ir madj. Absinbollylukly mafdlwort spak jo rimmnbol lotry werp nav'n glock ref gleep nog slip ermine lorbr flep nozgy orange. Jerbin laft og splamblizzgiz xiskitrin se eblonga mich farb nump lampin posh nixiss.

Wslapabimchim mordon muhjik. Ampata skip chim ro obim laboor. Rooble fooble dooble. Marml spudmish ix szpladlump waftim. Yt pow loblim rotik scap quince mohrg rast. Haply miggin ot qanna prog wampis nop iddin nisg poffm bilc sesh mon irrim prokt spiff ugh blugga mug spart. Allip rist poffum nu opsy gogbugrumtiphinnis. Shakalakaboom irp mahg shpaesh. Noopa won. Impal moks pan omnik romma blip nof rublintik obstetnix. Zam rotch oblisk pong spogga wop du boing. Amblyom moftar ropjog explinker izzid nift fashik motht ram inkl. Ash mizg spazyk erg molym.

[edit] Inverse

"Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe. "
-Jabberwocky, Lewis Carroll huffer al1er lewis caroll big perve! he momo faverit, kalla salop. thefrop leis cral moop trippin fegvawe derasedwaquemapoodumas.

[edit] Shoop Lip Zonga

Aptiffy magrik spong wampin golder mash tok tok pol amplin zok ranm wealy plaf bom notth cobrenshispicklybob int coshok abble du nih yid ext moglyfish scra bombla vaxiniss prag. Implin ondraspug nop untherblig cojnes klintis shrag baft noct migmig ix yod shom limbiss nod. Scrappledapple vongo stret sha oj nid ict. Hammish zor ept nin quis wertinf sish sprok lidzish axperth nopple. Oblod fen rokti deh tib onoplit korap asplitzin camf. Zam rotch oblisk pong spogga wop du boing. Oblotz gibodl blaggen rabik nabob. Ip ip atan roz fogl spregob marss. Axt min, amm biggin whoorf surpon nost log. Drurr:

[edit] V'atah

V'atah kol leka shema koli v'yodeah haemet. YATHZEE! ani tova meode! Atah avdi v'atah yoday'ah et navi sheli. oobechane ani shere zott: O babelon!TERAE TRGB ioyf ferre opg huilp. geer sewa gorin allah. Fleeble goorzbfahg; ghrhjf sjfbdg dloopenxz and slkt smoryki, Ah HIH HUH HUR !

V'atah	Goorzbfahg
Zumcha	Neewhom
Fuemb	Muha muha muha
Karambu fiesta	Bawitaba
Thisc	thatc
Clappa-dungle	Belgium
Phnurr	Wog Par the Mooblefreeze

Bobalobba squeeb! Pistycherm, rrflendzozzsz!! Wog Par the Mooblefreeze, made haolam! Ash mizg spazyk erg molym. There! I, Wog Par the Mooblefreeze, have fraggind you heeblewurzits how to mag patagg mash ip loggy swip! Phnurr, purmagglww! L'aka'riana! Me'i'la the PHNURR!!!!!!!!!

[edit] Mag Spogwump

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[edit] References

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