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Muslim Sisterhood Chess pieces.png

Muslim Sisterhood Chess pieces.png - 5 modified chess pieces ( 5 / 0 )
Muslim Sisterhood Chess pieces

The world changes. So does chess.

Image credit: Ye Blacke Adder

Last edited by: Anton199 2014-12-12 16:33:43


Piglet's Mugshot

Pigletmugshot.jpg - 17 anthropomorphic pigs awaiting trial ( 19 / 2 )

...the Hundred Acre Wood-wide police crackdown netted Piglet, shown here in his mugshot after being charged with vagrancy, operating a wheelbarrow while intoxicated, hunting woozles without a licence, smuggling of unpasteurized honey across state lines...

Image credit: Modusoperandi

Last edited by: Spike 2014-11-29 11:26:02



CheckpointCharlieSign.png - 5 fugitive(s) ( 5 / 0 )

Checkpoint Charlie was the only Berlin Wall crossing point where the authorities used humour as a weapon against those who tried to cross it.

Image credit: ScottPat

Last edited by: ScottPat 2014-09-25 18:28:25


Pontius Pilot

Pontius pilot.JPG - 24.5 programs not at fault ( 35.5 / 11 )
Pontius pilot

The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear two days later after descending to the Recycle Bin, not three as some mathematically illiterate biblical scholars would tell you.

Image credit: Savethemooses

Last edited by: Spike 2014-09-19 07:11:16


BNP rally.

RacismProtest.jpg - 7.5 total votes ( 7.5 / 0 )

BNP rally.

Image credit: Digi

Last edited by: Anton199 2014-08-20 15:18:35


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BSoD box art.png - 6 total votes ( 6 / 0 )
BSoD box art

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Image credit: Uyabba

Last edited by: Anton199 2014-08-20 15:12:04



GalleryofWTF.png - 5 quid for entrance ( 5 / 0 )

The 21st century realist art left many masterpieces. The Gallery of World's Tableaux of Fame hosts many artworks from different parts of the world.

Image credit: 90s Kid21

Last edited by: TheWikiMan026 2014-07-05 10:27:46


Ken Dodd Strange Fruit

Kendoddstrangefruit(pale).jpg - 5 total votes ( 5 / 0 )

Official album sleeve of Ken Dodd's classic Strange Fruit LP from 1939 has been digitally coloured for the pleasure of one's optical jellies.

Image credit: Sir Mac Boswell

Last edited by: ScottPat 2014-04-21 09:58:39


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LandoftheJews.png - 5 total votes ( 5 / 0 )

Land of the Jews, based on promo poster for George A. Romero's film Land of the Dead.

Image credit: RabbiTechno

Last edited by: Romartus 2014-04-17 10:48:31


Thy Holy Discharge

Thy-Holy-Discharge.png - 5 total votes ( 5 / 0 )

Delicious, according to Quakers.

Image credit: GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  09:24, February 7, 2014 (UTC)

Last edited by: Spike 2014-03-18 12:31:47



LEGOGiraffeCull.jpg - 6 total votes ( 6 / 0 )

Lego Noir

Image credit: ScottPat

Last edited by: Mimo&maxus 2014-03-08 14:50:45


Driveby Giraffe

Driveby-giraffe.png - 12 Drive Bys ( 16 / 4 )

During the early to mid-1990s, drive-by giraffing was a major problem throughout Europe and Africa. Since then numbers have reduced, following a pact between rival gangs. However, they are on the rise in Los Angeles once again, particularly in and around the zoo, as African giraffe's attempt to reestablish dominance in their neighborhoods.

Image credit: RadicalX

Last edited by: Dorcabux 2014-03-05 04:27:01


John McEnroe Pong

John McEnroe Pong.gif - 5 total votes ( 5 / 0 )
John McEnroe Pong

Add a funny caption here

Image credit: Pup

Last edited by: Romartus 2014-03-04 22:17:45


Hitler fucking a bear

And THIS is how you fuck a bear!.jpg - 14 raw bears ( 14 / 0 )
And THIS is how you fuck a bear!

This photograph, recently discovered in the Bundesarchiv, gives a rare insight into the inner workings of the Third Reich

Image credit: Concept: Zombiebaron. Image: Bizzeebeever

Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 13:49:18


Popup Blocked

PopupBlocked.png - 22 Popups blocked ( 34 / 12 )

Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.

Image credit: Blah Blah Blah

Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:52:04


KGB Stalin

Kfcstalinsexiest.JPG - 26 radiation laced chicken buckets ( 30 / 4 )

If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearing.

Image credit: Bezdomniy

Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:47:42


Doctor Skullthumper

Skullthumper.jpg - 10 dented skulls ( 15 / 5 )

A qualified medical practitioner demonstrates the "Skullthumping" diagnosis technique.

Image credit: RAHB

Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:41:44


Disturbingly accurate fortune cookie

Honestfortune-cookie.jpg - 3 bowls of noodles ( 16 / 13 )

Every once in a while fortune cookie fortunes are right friggin' on.

Image credit: Modusoperandi

Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:17:02


Kennedy Statue

Kennedy Statue Vatican.jpg - 4 Dead Kennedys ( 13 / 9 )
Kennedy Statue Vatican

Statue of John F. Kennedy, first Caesar of the American Empire, located close to the Senate steps upon which he was brutally murdered by Liius Brutus Oswaldii in AD 63.

Image credit: LinkTGF

Last edited by: Tasmania 2012-09-30 23:34:03


Photoshopped burning wind turbine

Photoshopped_burning_wind_turbine.jpg - 8 Smouldering birdchopppers ( 8 / 0 )
Photoshopped burning wind turbine

Wind turbines emitting harmless, zero-carbon steam as part of their normal operating process.

Image credit: Lantash

Last edited by: GEORGIEGIBBONS 2012-09-29 18:29:15



TicklingoftheDamned2.jpg - 11.5 total votes ( 14.5 / 3 )

Thou shall not invoke the wrath of God, lest thou be condemned to an eternity of tickling!

Image credit: Claudius Prime

Last edited by: Matthlock 2012-09-05 18:50:45


Image:Occam's Razor in Action.jpg

Occam's Razor in Action.jpg - 13 total votes ( 15 / 2 )
Occam&#039;s Razor in Action

Norelco's flagship product, Occam's Razor, has nearly the same effect on philosophers as it does on their arguments. Unfortunately it doesn't do much about beards.

Image credit: Martinultima

Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-07-26 06:49:39


Entering Arizona

Arizona sign.jpg - 9 Mothers entered with clean feet. ( 10 / 1 )
Arizona sign

When passing from the wasteland of New Mexico into the wasteland of Arizona, certain devotional tasks are appropriate.

Image credit: Zombiebaron and Mhaille

Last edited by: Zombiebaron 2012-07-07 16:24:04


Anvil Testing

Acme anvil testing.jpg - 11 Anvils dropped. ( 11 / 0 )
Acme anvil testing

The American military routinely uses the elderly for weapons testing, as a way to control population growth and keep the price of prunes low.

Image credit: Original concept: MoneySign. Current version: Bizzeebeever

Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2012-07-06 18:23:38


Bad News soup

Badnewssoup.jpg - 19.5 total votes ( 32 / 12.5 )

Just when you thought hospital food couldn't get any worse...

Image credit: Doug

Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2012-06-03 05:49:28


Lance Brick

Lance brick.jpg - 24 total votes ( 28 / 4 )
Lance brick

When it was invented, the lance with a brick on the end was considered a marvel of contemporary medieval war technology. The lance with a brick on the end made it possible for unexperienced, n00b knights to defeat 1337 knights using the old-fashioned, brick-free lances nine times out of ten. The vast superiority of the lance with a brick on the end led to its near-universal adoption within a period of less than two decades. Note that the n00b knight on the right also has an Apexi "Cat back" muffler system on his head, which is first evidence that riceboys existed as early as the 14th century.

Image credit: Sunsneezer

Last edited by: Un-MadMax 2012-03-17 22:59:35


DJ Beathoven

BeethovenDropsTheBass.png - 11 total votes ( 13 / 2 )

DJ Beathoven was one of the early pioneers of dubstep. He is known for the unique wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub sound of his music.

Image credit: Zombiebaron

Last edited by: Xamralco 2012-02-28 23:37:39


The Loofahwaffe

TheLuffahwaffe.png - 7 total votes ( 8 / 1 )

Most people don't remember that during WWII the Germans made huge developments in cleaning their enemies.

Image credit: Zombiebaron and Lyrithya

Last edited by: Aleister in Chains 2012-02-27 16:35:53


Darwin and St. Michael

MichaelSatanMonkeyDarwin.jpg - 17 Angelic Monkeys ( 20 / 3 )

St. Michael the Archangel attempts to slay Charles Darwin to prevent him from revealing Michael's horrible secret. Darwin, belonging to the fitter of the species, survived.

Image credit: Isra1337

Last edited by: Wall Dough 2012-01-28 13:49:32


Truthful Vending Coffee Machine

Truthfulvendingmachine2.jpg - 8 cups of brown muck ( 12 / 4 )

The future of coffee vending machines is here! We shan't be lied to anymore, and when we press the button marked coffee colored water we will actually get that, and not frothy double glazed cappuccino! Or vice versa.

Image credit: Modusoperandi

Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2012-01-15 21:13:38

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