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Thy Holy Discharge

Thy-Holy-Discharge.png - 5 total votes ( 5 / 0 )
Thy-Holy-Discharge

Delicious, according to Quakers.

Image credit: GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  09:24, February 7, 2014 (UTC)</small>


Last edited by: SPIKE 2014-03-18 12:31:47

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LEGOGiraffeCull.jpg

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LEGOGiraffeCull

Lego Noir

Image credit: ScottPat


Last edited by: Mimo&maxus 2014-03-08 14:50:45

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Driveby Giraffe

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Driveby-giraffe

During the early to mid-1990s, drive-by giraffing was a major problem throughout Europe and Africa. Since then numbers have reduced, following a pact between rival gangs. However, they are on the rise in Los Angeles once again, particularly in and around the zoo, as African giraffe's attempt to reestablish dominance in their neighborhoods.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: Dorcabux 2014-03-05 04:27:01

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John McEnroe Pong

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John McEnroe Pong

Add a funny caption here

Image credit: Pup


Last edited by: Romartus 2014-03-04 22:17:45

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BNP rally.

RacismProtest.jpg - 6.5 total votes ( 6.5 / 0 )
RacismProtest

BNP rally.

Image credit: Digi


Last edited by: Sog1970 2013-12-09 20:46:04

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Hitler fucking a bear

And THIS is how you fuck a bear!.jpg - 14 raw bears ( 14 / 0 )
And THIS is how you fuck a bear!

This photograph, recently discovered in the Bundesarchiv, gives a rare insight into the inner workings of the Third Reich

Image credit: Concept: Zombiebaron. Image: Bizzeebeever


Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 13:49:18

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Popup Blocked

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PopupBlocked

Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.

Image credit: Blah Blah Blah


Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:52:04

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KGB Stalin

Kfcstalinsexiest.JPG - 26 radiation laced chicken buckets ( 30 / 4 )
Kfcstalinsexiest

If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearing.

Image credit: Bezdomniy


Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:47:42

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Doctor Skullthumper

Skullthumper.jpg - 10 dented skulls ( 15 / 5 )
Skullthumper

A qualified medical practitioner demonstrates the "Skullthumping" diagnosis technique.

Image credit: RAHB


Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:41:44

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Disturbingly accurate fortune cookie

Honestfortune-cookie.jpg - 3 bowls of noodles ( 16 / 13 )
Honestfortune-cookie

Every once in a while fortune cookie fortunes are right friggin' on.

Image credit: Modusoperandi


Last edited by: Prätt Körp 2012-10-25 11:17:02

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Kennedy Statue

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Kennedy Statue Vatican

Statue of John F. Kennedy, first Caesar of the American Empire, located close to the Senate steps upon which he was brutally murdered by Liius Brutus Oswaldii in AD 63.

Image credit: LinkTGF


Last edited by: Tasmania 2012-09-30 23:34:03

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Photoshopped burning wind turbine

Photoshopped_burning_wind_turbine.jpg - 8 Smouldering birdchopppers ( 8 / 0 )
Photoshopped burning wind turbine

Wind turbines emitting harmless, zero-carbon steam as part of their normal operating process.

Image credit: Lantash


Last edited by: GEORGIEGIBBONS 2012-09-29 18:29:15

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TicklingoftheDamned2

TicklingoftheDamned2.jpg - 11.5 total votes ( 14.5 / 3 )
TicklingoftheDamned2

Thou shall not invoke the wrath of God, lest thou be condemned to an eternity of tickling!

Image credit: Claudius Prime


Last edited by: Matthlock 2012-09-05 18:50:45

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Image:Occam's Razor in Action.jpg

Occam's Razor in Action.jpg - 13 total votes ( 15 / 2 )
Occam's Razor in Action

Norelco's flagship product, Occam's Razor, has nearly the same effect on philosophers as it does on their arguments. Unfortunately it doesn't do much about beards.

Image credit: Martinultima


Last edited by: PuppyOnTheRadio 2012-07-26 06:49:39

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Entering Arizona

Arizona sign.jpg - 9 Mothers entered with clean feet. ( 10 / 1 )
Arizona sign

When passing from the wasteland of New Mexico into the wasteland of Arizona, certain devotional tasks are appropriate.

Image credit: Zombiebaron and Mhaille


Last edited by: Zombiebaron 2012-07-07 16:24:04

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Anvil Testing

Acme anvil testing.jpg - 11 Anvils dropped. ( 11 / 0 )
Acme anvil testing

The American military routinely uses the elderly for weapons testing, as a way to control population growth and keep the price of prunes low.

Image credit: Original concept: MoneySign. Current version: Bizzeebeever


Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2012-07-06 18:23:38

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Bad News soup

Badnewssoup.jpg - 19.5 total votes ( 32 / 12.5 )
Badnewssoup

Just when you thought hospital food couldn't get any worse...

Image credit: Doug


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2012-06-03 05:49:28

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Lance Brick

Lance brick.jpg - 24 total votes ( 28 / 4 )
Lance brick

When it was invented, the lance with a brick on the end was considered a marvel of contemporary medieval war technology. The lance with a brick on the end made it possible for unexperienced, n00b knights to defeat 1337 knights using the old-fashioned, brick-free lances nine times out of ten. The vast superiority of the lance with a brick on the end led to its near-universal adoption within a period of less than two decades. Note that the n00b knight on the right also has an Apexi "Cat back" muffler system on his head, which is first evidence that riceboys existed as early as the 14th century.

Image credit: Sunsneezer


Last edited by: MadMax 2012-03-17 22:59:35

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DJ Beathoven

BeethovenDropsTheBass.png - 11 total votes ( 13 / 2 )
BeethovenDropsTheBass

DJ Beathoven was one of the early pioneers of dubstep. He is known for the unique wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub sound of his music.

Image credit: Zombiebaron


Last edited by: Xamralco 2012-02-28 23:37:39

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The Loofahwaffe

TheLuffahwaffe.png - 7 total votes ( 8 / 1 )
TheLuffahwaffe

Most people don't remember that during WWII the Germans made huge developments in cleaning their enemies.

Image credit: Zombiebaron and Lyrithya


Last edited by: Aleister in Chains 2012-02-27 16:35:53

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Darwin and St. Michael

MichaelSatanMonkeyDarwin.jpg - 17 Angelic Monkeys ( 20 / 3 )
MichaelSatanMonkeyDarwin

St. Michael the Archangel attempts to slay Charles Darwin to prevent him from revealing Michael's horrible secret. Darwin, belonging to the fitter of the species, survived.

Image credit: Isra1337


Last edited by: Wall Dough 2012-01-28 13:49:32

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Truthful Vending Coffee Machine

Truthfulvendingmachine2.jpg - 8 cups of brown muck ( 12 / 4 )
Truthfulvendingmachine2

The future of coffee vending machines is here! We shan't be lied to anymore, and when we press the button marked coffee colored water we will actually get that, and not frothy double glazed cappuccino! Or vice versa.

Image credit: Modusoperandi


Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2012-01-15 21:13:38

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Tyrannosaurus Banks

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TyrannosaurusBanks01

Production photos from the next Jurassic Park film, starring Tyra Banks, have been released. Ebert has already given it 5 stars.

Image credit: Imrealized


Last edited by: Dannehvirus 2012-01-10 00:29:20

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Edgar Allan Po

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EdgarAllanPo

The sun is setting o'r the shore. Quoth the tubbies: "Nevermore".

Image credit: JohnnyRaven and Prettiestpretty and RabbiTechno


Last edited by: SquadalaGuy 2012-01-06 00:38:54

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Pot plant

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Potted pot bonsai

Even the plants are weird in Japan. This particular pot plant features multiple smaller pot plants in carefully crafted pots created specifically for the occasion. Or in the words of the artist, "I got stoned and spent three days trimming my pot plant. Now I'm gonna smoke it."

Image credit: Lyrithya and some stoned guys


Last edited by: Thekillerfroggy 2011-12-31 21:56:00

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Insert image title here, without link

Mexico lol.jpg - 10 Pepitos relaxing on the beach ( 10 / 0 )
Mexico lol

When relaxing on the beaches in Mexico, always remember to use protection!
(This message brought to you by the Mexico Tourism Board)

Image credit: Mattsnow, Bizzeebeever


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2011-12-10 15:30:32

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GI Jew: The Movie

Gi-jew-movie.jpg - 25 total votes ( 28 / 3 )
Gi-jew-movie

GI Jew: The Movie is a 2006 remake of the classic Torah! Torah! Torah! of 1967 fame. The remake underwent many names before GI Jew was chosen, including Hebrews with Hutzpah and Israel is Real.

Image credit: RadicalX


Last edited by: AmericanBastard 2011-12-09 15:35:38

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Building rectangle

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Building rectangle animation 250px looped

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio


Last edited by: Lyrithya 2011-09-25 08:27:17

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Chainsawcharge.jpg

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Chainsawcharge

Artist representation of the famous Charge of the Chainsaw Brigade, a pivotal moment on the road to victory which demonstrated the wisdom of bringing Canadian lumberjacks into the war.

Image credit: Asahatter


Last edited by: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 2011-09-23 09:29:02

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The Toast Cat Diagram

Cat toast.JPG - 9 buttered felines ( 12 / 3 )
Cat toast

To Determine the Motion of a Cat with a Slice of Buttered Toast Strapped to its Back: Let F_c be the attractive forces of each of the cat's feet to the carpeting (not shown), and let F_bt be the net rotational torque imposed by the carpeting upon the buttered side of the toast. By the 42nd proposition of Murphy's Laws, the system will begin to rotate in a counterclockwise fashion, causing the cat (C) to experience a large measure of confusion. The partially-melted butter (B), which is adhered to the toast (T) by comparatively weak Van der Waals forces, is overwhelmed by the large centrifugal fictional force, causing it to splatter all over the place (P). The spinning cat and toast (C+T), having thus divested itself of surplus butter, will then experience tidal drag within the Earth's gravitational field until such time as rotational equilibrium is restored.

Image credit: Xenonex


Last edited by: Andorin Kato 2011-08-13 22:01:26

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