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The revised logo for the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa has been designed to incorporate the host nation's actual national sport...
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One of the seven wonders of the pre-feminist movement, the Colossus of Barbie stands as a silent sentinel, ever-watching, over Toydom's Valley of the Dolls. In an ode to its majesty, Percy Bysshe Shelley declared:
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Tsar Wars Episode IV, No Hope
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St. Stephen the ProtoMartyr, the first adherant of the Christian faith to be martyred.<p> According to the New Testament Acts of the Apostles, Stephen attached sixteen sticks of dynamite to his chest, detonating them in a crowded market in Jerusalem, killing 32 Zionists and 2 Great Satans, and wounding dozens more. Stephen is venerated as a Saint by the Catholic Church, and in many countries St. Stephen's Day is a publicly recognized holiday.
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The world changes. So does chess.
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...the Hundred Acre Wood-wide police crackdown netted Piglet, shown here in his mugshot after being charged with vagrancy, operating a wheelbarrow while intoxicated, hunting woozles without a licence, smuggling of unpasteurized honey across state lines...
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The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously reappear two days later after descending to the Recycle Bin, not three as some mathematically illiterate biblical scholars would tell you.
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The 21st century realist art left many masterpieces. The Gallery of World's Tableaux of Fame hosts many artworks from different parts of the world.
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Official album sleeve of Ken Dodd's classic Strange Fruit LP from 1939 has been digitally coloured for the pleasure of one's optical jellies.
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Land of the Jews, based on promo poster for George A. Romero's film Land of the Dead.
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Delicious, according to Quakers.
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During the early to mid-1990s, drive-by giraffing was a major problem throughout Europe and Africa. Since then numbers have reduced, following a pact between rival gangs. However, they are on the rise in Los Angeles once again, particularly in and around the zoo, as African giraffe's attempt to reestablish dominance in their neighborhoods.
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This photograph, recently discovered in the Bundesarchiv, gives a rare insight into the inner workings of the Third Reich
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Microsoft Internet Explorer's Popup Blocker has always left something to be desired.
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If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up disappearing.
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Every once in a while fortune cookie fortunes are right friggin' on.
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Wind turbines emitting harmless, zero-carbon steam as part of their normal operating process.
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Thou shall not invoke the wrath of God, lest thou be condemned to an eternity of tickling!
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Norelco's flagship product, Occam's Razor, has nearly the same effect on philosophers as it does on their arguments. Unfortunately it doesn't do much about beards.
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The American military routinely uses the elderly for weapons testing, as a way to control population growth and keep the price of prunes low.
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Just when you thought hospital food couldn't get any worse...
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