Overquoting
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“Overquoting is the act of quoting too much.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Overquoting
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“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Overquoting
“Overquoting was started by the Overquoting movement of Soviet Russia, in response to the quotes of the Russian reversal”
~ Oscar Wilde on Overquoting
“In Soviet Russia, Oscar Wilde overquotes YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on Oscar Wilde
“Steve Ballmer wanted to Fucking Kill™ overquoting.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Steve Ballmer
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill Overquoting!”
~ Steve Ballmer on Overquoting
“In World War II, Winston Churchill declared war against overquoting.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Winston Churchill
“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills, we shall never surrender to overquoting!”
~ Winston Churchill on Overquoting
“However, many other people wanted to get rid of overquoting first.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Overquoting
“All your base are belong to overquoting.”
~ CATS on Overquoting
“Overquoting will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. We are Microsoft.”
~ The Borg on Overquoting
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“Know your overquoting.”
~ Sun-Tzu on Overquoting
“Know thy overquoting.”
~ Socrates on Overquoting
“George Bush doesn't care about overquoting.”
~ Kanye West on Overquoting
“Sun-Tzu, Socrates, and Kayne West have given their opinions on overquoting.”
~ Captain Obvious on Overquoting
“Whoops!”
~ H&R Block on Overquoting
“"Thou shalt overquotest thine epistles of lovest to thou fair maiden over thou yonder valley" ~ (All's well that overquotest well, Act 1, Scene 3)”
~ William Shakespeare on Overquoting
“Brrr. It's chilly outside. Better put on my overcoat.”
~ Some french chick on Overcoating
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“Thus concludes the story of overquoting.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Overquoting
