Game:On the Run/Chat
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<Rocks223> Not much.
<<insert name here>> Hi guys.
<Bushbaby46> I used to be the president of the United States. Who the hell are you supposed to be?
<Rocks223> Whoa dude, chill out!
<<insert name here>> Yeah.
<Bushbaby46> Shut up, <insert name here>! I wasn't talking to you!
<<insert name here>> Sorry...
<cheekyboy38> Sorry, I can't read your grammar.
<<insert name here>> Wow, all you guys seem so cool. I'm going to spend all my time after I get home from school on this chatroom!
<Rocks223> You go to school? You're a kid?
<LiamJenkins> Yeah, chatrooms are dangerous places for kids.
<<insert name here>> Shut up, i'm a teenager! I go to high school!
<LiamJenkins> Still, that isn't exactly legal age.
<lulz556> omg all of u shut the fuk up!
<LiamJenkins> Hey <insert name here>, looks like you're not the only one here still in school.
<Meowmachine> Lol! Lack of grammar!
<Rocks223> lulz556, how old are you? Honestly, you don't seem to be of adult age.
<lulz556> im 12
<Rocks223> You got to be fucking joking me?
<LiamJenkins> Yeah, I expected that you were 14.
<cheekyboy38> Hey, sorry guys, I have to study for exams. I'm in university you know, unlike SOME PEOPLE! (*cough* <insert name here> and lulz556)
<Meowmachine> You know, shut up!
<<insert name here>> Yeah, who told you to start blabbing off.
<Rocks223> For once, I have to agree with <insert name here>.
<Bushbaby46> Hey fellahs.
<Rocks223> Unless you can deal with trolls, FUCK OFF YOU SHITTY PRESIDENT!
<Bushbaby46> You.... made me cry. You jus made a grown man cry.
<Rocks223> Dude, sorry.
<Rocks223> Will you shut up already!
<Meowmachine> Excuse me, Mr. Rocks223, you're being a troll right now. I'll ask you kindly to stop.
<Rocks223> Okay, this place is fucking shit. I'm leaving.
<<insert name here>> Hello.
<Meowmachine> Greetings, <insert name here>.
<<insert name here>> Funny, nobody's talked about the game yet.
<Meowmachine> True. But really, the purpose of these chats isn't to talk about the game.
<<insert name here>> So what is the purpose?
<Meowmachine> I guess to talk to random strangers and pretend they're your real friends.
<<insert name here>> Oh boy! So does that mean we're friends?
<Meowmachine> Why would I want to be friends with you? You're more like a little brother.
<<insert name here>> I want to be the older brother!
<Meowmachine> I'm the only older brother you got.
<Bigbrother85> Hi guys.
<Digem745> Hey. I've never been on this chat before. My first time.
<<insert name here>> Same here.
<Digem745> So what do we do here?
<<insert name here>> Just talk, I guess.
<lulz556> so i herd u liek mudkipz.
<Meowmachine> So I heard you don't shut up.
<LiamJenkins> Yeah man.
<LiamJenkins> You left? Oh, I didn't notice.
<Rocks223> Shut up.
<Meowmachine> Hooray! Mr. troll is back!
<Rocks223> I will track your IP down and kill you!
<Meowmachine> Just what I need, a wimpy 13 year old kid at my door wanting a fight.
<Rocks223> Fuck all of you!
<<insert name here>> Whoa, watch your language.
<Rocks223> You also be quiet!
<LiamJenkins> Meowmachine, if you need help fighting this faggot, i'll gladly help.
<LiamJenkins> Hey, you, wanna come help us jump this Rocks bitch?
<Palin08> You betcha!
<<insert name here>> Whoa,you're actually doing this?
<Meowmachine> Sure, why not.
<LiamJenkins> And YOU can be used as a decoy.
<lulz556> stfu bitch.
<LiamJenkins> No, on second thought, we'll leave you at home.
<lulz556> i will vandalize this chatroom.
<LiamJenkins> Go ahead. Nobody's stopping you.
<lulz556> lololololfhfhdfgbdhesjsnsndbvfhgggffgv464748930230e4hdhdb xdshsksdmdfbfjfmdfncfbnd?L;ik'kl;ll,,l,j'gjgbfvddxnxdxdjkdcmkcmncnfvbfrfhygrfyrg
<Meowmachine> Dude, I think we should cancel the fight.
<LiamJenkins> No, i'm going. I've tracked Rocks223's IP down with my software.
<lulz556> can i come too?
<LiamJenkins> No, it's a bit too late for you, little boy.
<lulz556> i haet this chatroom. im going to another one.
<LiamJenkins> You do that.
<Rocks223> I'll call the cops on all of you!
<<insert name here>> But I didn't do anything!
<Rocks223> Shut up!
<Digem745> Maybe he will find your house...
<Rocks223> Shut up.
<<insert name here>> Where is everybody?
<Rocks223> OMG, there's a car in front of my house.
<Rocks223> The guy is going to ring my doorbell.
<Digem745> LOL. Next time watch who you're trolling.
<cheekyboy38> I'm back from studying. Is Rocks223 going to get his ass kicked?
<Rocks223> He broke into my house!
<<insert name here>> Whoa! I didn't think he'd do that.
<Rocks223> I'm scared.
<Digem745> Now he says it. Next time, don't troll strangers.
<Rocks223> He's in my room! He wants to figggjjbgkgkgi
<Rocks223> Hey guys, it's me, LiamJenkins. I actually did it.
<Digem745> Whoa,dude, not funny.
<Rocks223> Just a sec, let me log out of this, and i'll log into my account.
<<insert name here>> I'm shocked. Are the police there yet?
<LiamJenkins> And he's fucking crying!
<Digem745> Well, no kidding.
<Meowmachine> Shit, LiamJenkins, you've went to far with this. If he's a kid, leave him alone.
<LiamJenkins> Oh, here's the police.
<LiamJenkins> His dad is hitting me with a bat and it hur
<Meowmachine> Bye, Isaac. Have fun at high school.
<<insert name here>> You guys are all such great friends.