On Deadly Sausage
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| On Deadly Sausage (R) | |
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| Directed by | Steven Seagal |
| Produced by | Steven Seagal |
| Written by | Steven Seagal |
| Starring | Steven Seagal |
| Music by | Steven Seagal |
| Distributed by | Steven Seagal Inc. |
| Release date(s) | Why |
| Running time | 4 days (incl. end speach) |
| Language | Native American |
| Budget | Too big |
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“I want to be his bitch.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Steven Seagal in "On Deadly Suasage"
“Speak up, Japanese Boy!”
~ Chuck Norris on Wang 'Pang' Dang
“1994 was all a blur. I was so high. Then I realised I've done this fucking shit.”
~ Michael Caine on his role in "On Deadly Suasage"
“We blew how much on this film???”
~ Jimbo Smith, CEO of Warner Bros. Pictures
On Deadly Sausage is a 1994 environmental action-adventure film directed by and starring Steven Seagal, and co-starring, Michael "are you insane" Caine. It was produced by Seagal and sorry to say, released 1994.
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[edit] Synopsis
Steven Seagal plays a Japanese Boy, Wang 'Pang' Dang, a specialist in dealing with german sausage and swedish meatballs. He befriends the Swedish King, Lars-Olaf Svensson and fights against the evil mobile phone company Sony Ericsson. The President of Sony Ericsson Mobile Communications is Miles Flint (played by a druged and botox injected Michael Caine). The company treatens to expose the Nordic Europe with cancer radiation from their cell-phones. Wang 'Pang' Dang uses all of his Sausage-power to fight this evil empire. This is Seagal's directorial debut; he also produced, wrote the shit, made the supper and held a speech so long he's still at it.
[edit] Criticisms
From all over the world.
[edit] Trivia
- Seagal went to stripclubs during the shooting of this movie.
- It is rumored that the original cut of the film featured an 11-minute speech at the end by Seagal about pollution. But in the final edit the speech was recut to 922 minutes.
- a Sequel is planned. It may contain a speech and some snapping of necks.
- Holds the Guinness World Record for 'Most Squinting in a Film'
- The Kansas City Commissioner for Public Morality complained that Seagal appears to be sexually aroused during fight scene 67. Seagal has denied this, claiming that he was carrying a can of Pepsi in his trousers at the time.
[edit] Cast
- Wang 'Pang' Dang - Steven Seagal
- Miles Flint - Michael Caine
- the Swedish King - Warwick Davis
- Ass InTruder - Waylon Smithers
- Gay Inmate #2 - David Cross
 | All Things Sausage | |||
| Bologna - Hotdog - Meat - Salami - Sausage - Sausage Butty Batter Nugget - Sausage roll - Snausages | ||||
| Other Sausage Related Things | ||||
| Ned's Sausage Company - On Deadly Sausage - Sausage Festival - Sausage party - Sausage-to-Air Missile | ||||
