Olympic Airlines
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Olympic Airlines (Greek: Ολυμπιακές Αερογραμμές OA), also known as The-corrupted-State-Airliner-of-Greece, is the major Airliner of The Former Ottoman Empire of Zorba the Greek. Based at the Athens International Airport "Georgios Karatzaferis" and having around 210 million aircraft mostly Bong-Bong 747 and Space Shuttles, offers flights to various destinations. Olympic Airlines was not founded by Aristotle Onassis, but by George Clooney in co-operation with Brad Pitt.
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[edit] Destinations
Olympic Airlines operates flights mainly between Athens and Santiago, Chile. However, it also has flights to Nepal, Funcal, Hell, Paradise, Miami topless beach, Alaska and Thessaloniki. During the summer period, it operates additional flights to Planet Venus, one of the most popular holiday destinations of the Greeks.
[edit] Fleet
Olympic Airline's fleet consists of the following aircraft:
- 6,5 Boeing 747-200
- 9 N.A.S.A. Space Shuttles
- 14 F-16 fighters
- -16 Wright Flyers
- 8 Montogolfier Balloons
- 60 F-40 Hornets
- As well as having the above mentioned fighters, the Olympia airlines have leased its employees to fight in the F-class fighters. Also, Olympia has the largest amount of decommissioned weapons, from AK-47s, to K98s.
[edit] Olympic Airline's old ladies
It is broadly regarded that Olympic's air hostesses are some mature busty chicks and that, indeed, is a reality. The 99% of Olympic Airline's air hostesses are retired grannies of at least over 45 years old with saggy boobs which are very importance for the balance of the aircraft in periods of heavy snow or thunderstorm. The most famous of those air hostesses in the medieval years, was Demetra Liani - the woman who later married the Greek Socialist Prime Minister Eleftherios Venizelos.
[edit] Trivia (What the hell you didn't know about Olympic Airlines)
- Olympic Airlines pilots are drunk, stinky and dangerous former psychos
- The average Olympic air-hostess has nipples bigger than Olympic aircraft's' engine
- All flights, no matter where you go, delay for about 7 hours and 2 minutes.
- In Olympic trans-Atlantic flights, instead of meals, you can choose between anal and oral sex with one of the air-hostesses on aircraft's wings.
- The first passenger of Olympic Airlines was Zeus, in the flight from Mount Olympus to Mount Everest.
- It is the major rival of the Italian Airliner Alitalia in the game: Who lost more passengers' luggages?
[edit] See also
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