1835 - The Texas Revolution begins when Mexican soldiers attempt to disarm the people of Gonzales to stop them reaching orgasm, but encounter stiff resistance from a hastily assembled pornography stockpile.
1870 - The Great Tomato War begins in Spain; the streets run red.
1876 - Six women are killed in test of first steam-powered vibrator. It's inventor, Havelock Schtumpf, is never seen again.
1889 - In Colorado, Nicholas Creede strikes it rich during the last great orgasm boom of the American old west.