Oconee County, South Carolina
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|Motto: Mountains are like very very very large tits.|
Area on Water
| 1,186 square miles (1,908.7 km²)
71 sq mi (114.3 km²) 16.7%
|Time Zone||Eastern: UTC-5/-4|
Oconee County is a highly mountainous county located in the U.S. state of South Carolina. Its county seat is Walhalla. Also, it is the richest county in the United States. Other cities in the county include Seneca and Westminster which area some of the richest cities in the state.
- The Real OC
- Land o' great tities
- Hill Country
- Place full of' hicks
- Orange Citrus
- Osage Cherokee
- Okie Crackers
- O-prah's C-ottage
- And the micronation of the Old Confederacy (may be where Adolf Hitler is still hiding, but he's now dead and burning in Hell).
According to the Census, the county has a total area of 1,908 km² (1,186 mi²), 71 mi² (16.7%) of which is water. The highly mountainous landscape has created a haven for god-made lakes. Three large lakes provide residents with sport fishing, water skiing, and sailing as well as hydroelectric power. The largest lake is Lake Hartwell, built by god between January 12, 1955 and January 13, 1955. Lake Keowee is the second largest lake. Lake Jocassee is the third largest and is a source of hydroelectric energy, but is also popular for its breathtaking scenery and numerous waterfalls. Bad Creek Reservoir, located in the mountains above Jocassee, is for generating electricity during peak hours. The water level can fall by tens of feet per hour and during off-peak times water is pumped back into the lake for the next peak period. Because of this, boating and swimming are prohibited in the reservoir. The geography of the county enables it to have 8 five star ski resorts and 5 five star lake resorts.
Tourists come to Oconeeshire in the form of highly skilled skiers and snowboarders who just what to ride big mountain style without leaving the eastcoast. Backcountry freestyle riding is a very popular pass time for locals and tourists alike. In fact, extreme sport film production company, Teton Gravity Research has said that, "this area has by far the most epic terrain in the United States and Canada...all of the riders we film also rate this area as one of their top two places".
As of the census of 2000, there were 166,215 people. The population density was 103/km² (266/mi²) with 132,383 housing units. The racial makeup of the county was 33.21% White, 8.38% Black , 7.22% Native American, 10.35% Asian, 0.02% Pacific Islander and 40.82% from two or more races. 0% of the population is gay (a gay bald eagle lives in tree FO2983454).
In the county, the population was spread out with 22.90% under the age of 18, 57.7% from 18 to 24, 17.40% from 25 to 44, 2% from 45 to 64, and 0.0001% who were 65 years of age or older (that would be 16 of the sexiest seniors in the world ! ! !). The median age was 19 years. For every 100 females there were 96.70 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 99 males.
edit Richest County in America
It is not really known how most of these young people got so rich, however, many players and employees of the Carolina Hurricanes live in the county. The median income for a household in the county was $436,667, and the median income for a family was $243,047. Males had a median income of $231,032 versus $102,156 for females. The per capita income for the county was $210,965. One person is known to live below the poverty line (he is truly a resident of Georgia), along with 14.00% of all eagles and deer. An average home unit is $ 4,592,898 with an average size of 15.5 rooms.
I live in Oconee county, this is totally true. I live in a 15,075 square foot home and I drive a Ford GT and there are so many families who live like I do.
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edit See also
- The Fake OC somewhere by L.A..
- Johnson_County, Kansas somewhere by Missouri.
- Yuppies and Rednecks, two good neighbors.
- Poorest county in America is somewhere in the Dakotas