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Oceanic Airlines is an international commercial airline which specializes in aeronautical transport. Oceanic Airlines is renowned for having many unfortunate "incidents" aboard their aeronautical transports vessels. Instead of the normal factual information an encyclopedia article would, and should, have on a commercial enterprise, this article will have information solely on those unfortunate incidents mentioned about thirty-six words ago. As it is our duty to relay these "incidents" without prejudice or bias, there will be no opinion included in the reports here, only cold hard truth.
edit Flight 815
There are no "official" records of a flight "815", therefore none ever existed.
edit Flight 762
Flight 762 has been involved in two incidents, they are as follows:
edit Incident 1
Forced to land because of a freak thunderstorm.
edit Incident 2
Nerve agent attack was threatened by an insane man.
edit Flight 666
Fuckin' exploded man, it just fuckin' exploded.
edit Flight 456
First officer murdered in-flight.
edit Flight 420
Pilot and first officer convicted of FUI (flying under the influence) after all 150 passengers came down with motion sickness.
edit Flight 408
edit Flight 343
edit Flight 100
Flight time reportedly took longer than usual, due to a southerly breeze coming from the north. Kevin Smith was also a passenger aboard this flight.