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“It's a big blue watery road.”
“Everybody google it, because that's why the ocean's salty. From the f*cking whale sperm.”
The Ocean once was Winkywater, and this is how it still is. Winkywater, Six million years ago, when dinosaurs still walked the winkywater, a diverse population of winkies began burrowing under south-east WinkyLand, the landmass which one-day would become Winkytopia. With no natural predators except the Winky-rex, (and he was way too retarded to burrow after them) the rodents created a Trans-tech UltraSystem 1.5! (UltraSystem V.2 is coming out soon)
Winkywater is now a Cool water park where there are cool Trans-tech UltraSystem 1.6 Beta! go to it and get Winkywater applications for your Ipod Winky, get Toys, Sweets and loads more Winkywater contraptions. Stop Researching and go and play world of warcraft you fool. Are you still researching??? Get out of here retard!!!
In a few seconds winkywater will take over the world and giant winky people will kill you all noobzors. u got pwn3d b4d n00b5
Some people "fish" in the ocean, although nobody really knows what they expect to catch (probably dysentery).
Fish and other marine life use the ocean as their own personal toilet. Every time you swim, you're swimming in fish urine and crap.
It is widely known that any oaks found close to the ocean are laser turrets placed by aliens to destroy any ship carrying 261.28740571932 kilograms of cherry jam. The crew of any such ship should be sure to wear gardening gloves to protect their fat face
The ocean is not all smiles and sunshine. Every year it claims the lives of 6.2 billion people who carelessly frolic in the wild wetness. Ocean experts suggest using the buddy system when asea, and for the love of God, don't trust anything that lives on solid ground.
Here are some of the most common hazards encountered while in the ocean, which most certainly will lead to your death.
- Electric eels
- The dreaded sting ray
- Crabs (all kinds)
- An iceberg
- Scuba-diving bears
- Giant squid
- Keebler Elves
- A radio thats plugged in
- Fish in general
- Slick con men in groups of 11 to 13
Condoms and dildos
- Ocean has only one syllable.
- Muddy Waters comes from the ocean.
- "Blue are the life giving waters (So you'll walk into one and get eaten)" a famous quote from Jimi Hendrix referring to the roots of his potato plant
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Note: Please ignore the contradictions of the following box:
|Arctic Ocean ~ Indian Ocean ~ Martian Ocean ~ Mediterranean|
|Ocean Connery ~ Pacific Ocean ~ Phlegmatic Ocean ~ Russian Ocean|