OMG
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Owe-Em-Gees are strange and elusive creatures that inhabit the deep forests of hyperspace, and so little is known about them that most people only know them as a phrase ("OMG")used to express excitement or surprise. The appearance of the Owe-Em-Gee is questioned, but it is usually an "Octarine" coloured, 3D word, with tiny wings. It bites and scratches. Their close relatives include the Roffle and the Zomg. Their predators include the evil Stuffoo, which is known for its ability to silence an unwary Owe-Em-Gee by amushing them from the front, and the Dubble-ewetee-eff, a bizzarre creature with nasty, questionable habit.
It has been said that RMS took power on them, using his secret GNU weapon.
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[edit] The Notorious Owe-Em-Gee
“OMG! I just ranged that noob with my dbow then i change 2 obby maul and he came over here and I was like BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0M GF NOOB!!!! But then he came back and killed me and i lost my dds and ags and dfs and full zam sara AND guth and 394 bloods now im going emo and cutting myself”
~ RuneScape player on omg
“OMG! A Fatal OMG OMG OMG Virus!!!!!!!”
~ Microsoft Corporation on OMG
“This means oh my god!!”
~ George Bush on OMG
“OMG™ is an international, open membership, not-for-profit computer industry consortium.”
~ Object Management Group on OMG
“OMG UR FKIN GAY! pwnd”
~ Donald Trump on Richard Simmons
“OMG stands for omglibby!”
~ A jesusfuckingchristtyler on OMG
“OMG stands for Oh My Geek!”
~ A geek on OMG
“OMG like duh!”
~ Richard Simmons on himself
“OMG LETS GO TO MARS!”
~ Sam Tyler
“Ostrich Makes Gazpacho”
“OMG^^ I took you with a headshot! ”
~ Christian Sørensen
“OMG i likked a bunny wabbit :(”
~ Bob Saget on dead bunny
“stfu n00b”
~ dead bunny on the afterlife lolmg
“OMG I have Bone Cancer”
~ Fudgelet on Correct Useage of Omg
“OMGWTFBBQN00BHAXXORZAHH!!!!1”
~ you on your mom OMGPWND
“OMG THIS IS A QUOTE!”
~ Captain Obvious on A Quote
“OMGWTFLOLPWNDJ00N00B455”
~ Anonymous :D on Tah Interwebz
werd Owe-Em-Gees appear daily in many conversations on the web: in forums, IM conversations, e-mails, MySpace and other blog sites, etc. Internet conversations are their breeding grounds. When many OMGs suddenly insert themselves into a conversation, you know it's breeding time. My humps, my humps, my humps. if u read this u like boys. :) fag EXAMPLE--a typical Instant Message conversation (if these are actual screen names I don't apologize)
- Robzorg2341: Did u kno that The Killers r playing in Oakland tomorrow?
- Ninjakiller666: OMG OMG OMG OMG RLY?!?!?!?!
- Robzorg2341: OMG r u hi?
- Ninjakiller666: OMG how did u kno?
- Robzorg2341: omg WTF n00b
In the example above, breeding season was at its peak for OMGs. As you can see in the last IM, a young OMG was attacked by a WTF, which ended its life mercilessly.
A more common use of the OMG sign is Oh My Groin.
[edit] A Source of OMG
[edit] Oh My God
This is amazing!!!!
[edit] O.M.F.G.
OMFG or more commonly know as Oh my farting grandma is an uprising text talk acronim (or how ever you spell it) more on this story as it develops....BACK TO YOU BOB!
