Nunavut

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Alcoholism continues to remain a serious problem among the local population of Nunavut.

Flag of Nunavut.

“Nunavut has shaved polar bears roaming around that look sexy.”

~ Lord of Nunavut on Nunavut

“I'm gonna be honest with you, here; I don't know where to start.”

~ Oscar Wilde

“That's what I'm talkin' about!”

~ Paul Bunyan

Nunavut got it's start by Canada's continued desire to be just like the United States. Canadians had long noticed that America had one thing that they did not, and that was a large and cold nation of worthless whiners living north of them, who were dependent on America in every way, while claiming to be sovereign.

So as to then have the same thing as America, the Canadians let the Natives pretend to be free and start a place called "Nunavut". This place would be to the north of Canada, be large and cold, and filled with worthless whiners entirely dependent on Canada, while claiming to be sovereign.

Thus Canada is now even more like America! Yay, eh?

[edit] Just the cold facts

The people of Nunavut are not really known as anything, as like the Canadians, no one actually gives a crap about them.

National Anthem: "On a cold Nunavut morn, another welfare baby is born, in the ghetto..."
Capital: They have no capital, they tried to be a collective, but there weren't enough of them.
Seriously?: Well, actually, if you wanted serious, you shouldn't be here.
Exports: Snow, ice, Eskimo pies, moose, frozen, drowned truckers, polar bears that drink Coke and baby seal fur.
Official drink: Whiskey, Bathtub Gin, Moonshine and Nyquil (any alcoholic liquid would do).
Imports: Hand outs from their neighbor to the south. They like to be like Canadians.
Lord of Nunavut: Attoo the Seal Killer.
It's located in the Eastern_european_black_hole.
You probably don't want to go there.
There is one black man in all of Nunavut. He went insane cuz there's no others of his kind.
Satan lives there (no one expects it cuz its so damn cold).
"The thing" is an alien frozen in a glacier after his spaceship crashed and whenever someone finds it and thaws "the thing" out...BEWARE.
9/10 Canadians deny this is an actual part of Canada, because they don't fucking ever do anything.
10/10 Non-Canadians have never been there because it is too damn cold.
- Actually, the town of Iqaluit is so far north that it wraps around to south and its climate is really far too hot. It has become a popular beach resort.

In terms of climate, it's cold, or in scientific terms, fucking cold. It typically is about -459 degrees Kelvin, though it does get colder then that in the fall when the helium freezes. Which makes for a lot of sad eskimo kids when their balloons fall on their heads. And in the winter? Even colder.

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