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{{title|404 Not Found}}
 
{{title|404 Not Found}}
 
<div style="background: #00a; color: #fff; padding: 100px 100px 150px;">
 
<div style="background: #00a; color: #fff; padding: 100px 100px 150px;">
<div style="font: 14px bold fixedsys, terminal, lucida console, courier new, courier, monospace; width: 35em; margin: 0 auto">
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<div style="font: 14px bold fixedsys, courier new, monospace; width: 35em; margin: 0 auto">
 
<div style="width: 100%; text-align: center;"><span style="color: #00a; background: #aaa; padding: 0.25em;">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR</span></div>
 
<div style="width: 100%; text-align: center;"><span style="color: #00a; background: #aaa; padding: 0.25em;">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR</span></div>
 
The system is down. I dunno what you did, moron, but you<br />
 
The system is down. I dunno what you did, moron, but you<br />
 
sure screwed everything up good.<br /><br />
 
sure screwed everything up good.<br /><br />
&bull;&nbsp;&nbsp;Press any key to receive this error again.<br />
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&bull;&nbsp;&nbsp;Press [[any key]] to receive this error again.<br />
&bull;&nbsp;&nbsp;This error screen has encountered an error and needs to close.<br />
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&bull;&nbsp;&nbsp;This error screen has encountered an [[error]] and needs to close.<br />
 
&bull;&nbsp;&nbsp;Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. You will lose<br />
 
&bull;&nbsp;&nbsp;Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. You will lose<br />
 
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;everything. Well, unless you Ctrl-S'd it.
 
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;everything. Well, unless you Ctrl-S'd it.
<div style="text-align:center">Press any key to continue <span style="text-decoration: blink;">_</span></div>
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<div style="text-align:center">Press [[any key]] to continue <span style="text-decoration: blink;">_</span></div>
 
</div>
 
</div>
 
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Please note that on [[UNIX]] nowhere is represented by "/dev/sda1". "/dev/null", contrary to popular belief, is a line straight to God's secratary, who is always asleep or [[huffing kittens]].
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Please note that on [[UNIX]] nowhere is represented by "/dev/sda1". "/dev/null", contrary to popular belief, is a line straight to God's secretary, who is always asleep or [[huffing kittens]].
   
 
[[Category:Places]]
 
[[Category:Places]]

Revision as of 01:01, August 21, 2011

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

The system is down. I dunno what you did, moron, but you
sure screwed everything up good.

•  Press any key to receive this error again.
•  This error screen has encountered an error and needs to close.
•  Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. You will lose
   everything. Well, unless you Ctrl-S'd it.

Press any key to continue _

Please note that on UNIX nowhere is represented by "/dev/sda1". "/dev/null", contrary to popular belief, is a line straight to God's secretary, who is always asleep or huffing kittens.

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