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Explosion

November 5: Remember, remember, the fifth of November: Explode The Government Day (Britain)

  • 1000 - I go back in time with a car. I blow said car up to fuck with the natives but unknowingly, I have invented the car bomb for future generations.
  • 1605 - The Parliament building fails to explode.
  • 1626 - A bored Englishman decides to blow up the state capital. He does so while screaming his battle cry, "Fuk da Police"
  • 1652 - Oliver Cromwell performs a perfect 10 in his Olympic performance of spontaneous combustion.
  • 1854 - Anonymous inventor skinned while testing early hydraulic barber chair.
  • 1900 - Despite widespread panic and rumors in proposition, Big Ben doesn't explode, but the Prime Minister does.
  • 1934 - Vito Corleone refuses an offer and gets an idea.
  • 1955 - Old Man Peabody's pine trees are destroyed by a 1981 DeLorean driven by Marty McFly.
  • 1984 - Despite the Brotherhood's efforts, Big Brother is not wounded in a suicide bombing. Lets thank him for increasing our chocolate to 20 grams!
  • 1987 - Margaret Thatcher's imminent Silent But Deadly reaches critical mass and explodes in her intestine.
  • 1996 - Bickering in Parliament over the proper pronunciation of tyranny escalates to two fatalities in the House of Lords by cranial explosion.
  • 1997 - V is for Vendetta.
  • 2001 - Terrorists try to blow up Parliament. Tony Blair declares the War on Catholics.
  • 2003 - Catholics win by recruiting Emo Hitler.
  • 2004 - Tony Blair comes back from the grave with Robocop to conquer Italy.
  • 2005 - The first Time Machine is built in 12 seconds, and malfunctions, causing Earth to be turned into bacon.
  • 2006 - Vatican City falls to Tony Blair and Robocop. Dispute over who gets to be Pope begins. End of the Five-Day War somewhat overshadowed by this event.
  • 2007 - George Bush accidentally nukes Parliament. Tony Blair forviges him because "he is so cute."
  • 2008 - George Bush orders the invasion of Canada, starting The North American War
  • 2011 - The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse appear and are promptly offered their own reality TV show.
  • 2022 - Some guy wearing a mask in London blows some shit up, rioting doesn't ensue (it's England NOT France)
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