Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 13

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November 13: Quack Like a Duck Day, Feast of Hermaphrodite, Day of the Cool People

  • 10,000 B.C. - Humans begin destroying the forest, driving out bears and things.
  • 7,573 B.C. - Hermes and Aphrodite have a lovely bouncing boy, Hermaphroditus.
  • 7,558 B.C. - Hermaphroditus gets into a swimming pool with Salmacis, and 2 becomes 1.
  • 1 B.C. - New way of counting up instead of down, ADD, proposed, but no one finishes project off.
  • 832 - Saint Anselm is permabanned from the Vatican for setting fire to the Pope.
  • 1915 - French Army phases out custard pies as infantry weapons, replaces them with hand-buzzers.
  • 1932 - William Butler Yeats marries his dog Chico.
  • 1972 - Mediocre Britain votes on whether to join the European Community, turnout low, result 6-4.
  • 1978 - While starring in an open air production of Shakespeare's Henry V, Sir John Gielgud is carried off by a hunting kingfisher. He is found unharmed some hours later, having tricked the bird into incubating his egg-like head.
  • 1992 - The title of world's first penguin to eat rocks was taken by Magiwatoo, a penguin from the North East Columbian waters.
  • 1990 - The first webcomic is launched, entitled Two Sarcastic Badgers and Some Clipart.
  • 2009 - It is officially announced that the language of Liverpool is Quack. Every Liverpudlian goes quackin crazy.
  • 2015 - The French get tired of rioting, someone quacks for comedic value, rioting ensues.
  • 2063 - Jacob von Hogflume, inventor of Time travel, is born in a log cabin in 1864.
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