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Welcome to the voting page for Noob of the Month. This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the month. The official recommendation for Noob of the Month is me.

Contents 1 Eligibility Requirements 2 Nomination and voting process 3 Fabulous Prizes 4 Past Winners 5 Official Nominations for December 5.1 Aleister in Chains (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.2 Little Mermaid (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.3 Hey people! (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.4 SuperBario (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.5 Snowyowl (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.6 Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

[edit] Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be a MEMBER of no more than 30±3 days membership (Unless you are Rcmurphy).
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least one "full" article or have created at least 5 "decent" photoshopped images.

[edit] Nomination and voting process

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite noob. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Only signed votes count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

[edit] Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Month Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores.)

[edit] Past Winners

Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Zombiebaron • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • The Bard • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator • Mrmonkey72 • Rcmurphy • Multiliteralist • Nachlader • PaddyAtkinson • DrStrange • Tagstit • Guildensternenstein • Sonje • YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans • Clemens177 • Staircase • PuppyOnTheRadio • Sequence • Why do I need to provide this? • BlueSpiritGuy • Puffskein

[edit] Official Nominations for December

[edit] Aleister in Chains (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. At the end of the first month, created 1, 2, 3 articles and edited more. (I'm waiting to vote until newer noobs have had a chance).     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  06:01, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
• For. --RomArtus (talk) 20:25, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
• Does anyone have change for a dollar? Actually created seven articles, come visit my user page (if you dare) for a list, although I won't be there. Thanks for the nomination and the vote, and blessings upon your children's children, except for that one who steals your savings, denies it, and happily vacations in Monaco or Monica. Aleister in Chains 17:30, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Little Mermaid (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. Has completely rewritten Mermaids and done productive work on other articles. (I'm waiting to vote until newer noobs have had a chance).     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  06:04, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey people! (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. In the first day started 1 (NSFW), 2 articles and won UGotM. (I'm waiting to vote until newer noobs have had a chance).     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  06:12, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
• For Me Hey people! 18:08, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. Gay. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:10, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] SuperBario (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. Wrote Star Trek: The Next Generation, has done other edits, and is thankful. (I'm waiting to vote until newer noobs have had a chance).     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:51, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Invalid. past the 30+3 limit. Sorry. ~ 20:11, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Really? By how much? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 23:50, 1 December 2009

It should be 30 plus 5. Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 00:53, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

No it shouldn't, we had that discussion ample times in the past. Not fair to real noobs. There are plenty of other awards out there. ~ 10:20, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Snowyowl (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom Obvious sockpuppet, but might be someone to look out for if he ever comes back. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:23, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Thanks for the nom. And I'm not a sockpuppet, otherwise I would have nominated myself, surely? 22:33, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
    • Unless you were a sockpuppet of Syndrome. Hmm, is that why it's obvious to Syndrome?     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  00:59, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
      • You have a very good point there. Infuriatingly, only me and Syndrome can know for sure that we're different people. Such is the plight of all who use the Internet. 22:53, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
        • In that case, to insure that every user here is unique, I say that anyone who uses the Internet should not be allowed to edit this site. No wait.     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  17:07, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
        • Actually, Syndrome, being a good writer, would have said, "only Syndrome and I can know for sure...". So now we all do. --    GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, film critic 17:48, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom. For tradition's sake. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 02:49, Dec 2 2009
• For. It's tradition after all. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:21, 2 Dec
• For. He's done some good stuff in the short time he's been here. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! 18:24, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. Hasn't been here long enough. I might reconsider on 21 December 2012.     Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  17:10, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
• Against. Becoz Im a poopy. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 17:56, December 5, 2009 (UTC)