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Welcome to the voting page for Noob of the Month. This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the month. The official recommendation for Noob of the Month is me.

Contents 1 Eligibility Requirements 2 Nomination and voting process 3 Fabulous Prizes 4 Past Winners 5 Official Nominations for November 5.1 BlueSock (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.2 Aleister in Chains (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.3 Hiatus Hernia (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.4 Puffskein (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.5 Colin "All your base" Heaney (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) 5.6 Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

[edit] Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be a MEMBER of no more than 30±3 days membership (Unless you are Rcmurphy).
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least one "full" article or have created at least 5 "decent" photoshopped images.

[edit] Nomination and voting process

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite noob. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Only signed votes count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

[edit] Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Month Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores.)

[edit] Past Winners

Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Zombiebaron • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • The Bard • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator • Mrmonkey72 • Rcmurphy • Multiliteralist • Nachlader • PaddyAtkinson • DrStrange • Tagstit • Guildensternenstein • Sonje • YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans • Clemens177 • Staircase • PuppyOnTheRadio • Sequence • Why do I need to provide this? • BlueSpiritGuy

[edit] Official Nominations for November

[edit] BlueSock (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom Has a userpage. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 15:26, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

• Comment Ah, the user page was actually created by me to avoid confusion between him and BLUESOCK.       

• Well normally, I'd be ashamed to vote for myself, but seeing as how I'm at zero this is becoming a pride thing. --BlueSock 02:03, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. This is one of the people I was going to nominate. I know this is technically for last month, but as one of these people has had significantly more time here than the other, I'm going to wait until longer in the month to vote.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  03:56, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Aleister in Chains (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom I hate this guy. I'm putting him here so we can keep an eye on him. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 15:24, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
• Intent to vote for. Has contributed quite a lot and been a generally pretty nice person within only a few short days. If he can keep it up for another week or two, he's got my vote. -- Also, penis. 16:03, November 1, 2009 (UTC) Forgot about the other one. This guy will be eligible in a month, right? Right? -- Also, penis. 06:45, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure AiC will be eligible next month, just barely. Also I think The Babe Over There On The Right shows some definite potential.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  05:07, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

• Comment: Would advise a 'no' vote. This user is scared of ghosts and caligrophy, and last time I saw him he was inhaling glue. I put my 'yes' on the nose of the Filly. Aleister in Chains 16:53, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hiatus Hernia (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom Noobish. Monthly. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 15:20, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
• Spiritual For If I hadn't already tipped my hat to Puffskein I'd be tempted to vote here. Some good writing there. Keep it up!       
• Bless.in rememberanz of all teh siggies 09:20 November 2
• Half For. I'm splitting my vote (hey, anonymous IPs do it, why can't I?)     Father WHY??? (confessions)  02:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. User:Hiatus Hernia/HowTo:Write Colin Meloy Lyrics looks good. Damnit, we have too many promising noobs this month! Can I split my vote into quarters?     Father WHY??? (confessions)  05:16, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Puffskein (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom and for Already a featured writer. She's salty, and she's into latex.       
• DIG All contributors 14-17 should be leaving her inconsequential messages on her talk, thinly veiling the lustful interest felt knowing that she is an intelligent female, and a pretty damn fine writer to boot. She's got tits, people! --THINKER 21:09, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

• Hiatus Hernia is a girl too, and I will not have anyone tell me otherwise. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 23:20, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
• Have you been stalking me? That guy masturbating outside my window was you, wasn't it? (screams in a girly way)(btw, thx for the nom, no thanks for the added userbox) --☊ⱧⱧⱧ☊ 06:14, 2009 Nov 2

• Featured Writer + Girl = For • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 06:49, Nov 2 2009
• Gi.. Gil... Gir... Girl? what does that word mean? I'll just assume that it's something good. For. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • 07:07, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
• Dig -- Also, penis. 20:27, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
• But of course. Noob feature picture show Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 22:12, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. This is one of the people I was going to nominate. I know this is technically for last month, but as one of these people has had significantly more time here than the other, I'm going to wait until longer in the month to vote.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  03:57, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
• For Good enough for me. Mikario
• Four!!, no, For Thought I was golfing there for a moment. I used to date Madeline, and she's caught her essence, her soul, perfectly. Aleister in Chains 11:25, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
• Half For. I'm splitting my vote (hey, anonymous IPs do it, why can't I?)     Father WHY??? (confessions)  02:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Well, once again my parent doesn't think I'm good enough. hmmff.--Puffskein 03:17, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

• For Even though you don't visit enough. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 03:23, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Colin "All your base" Heaney (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom okay, bugger the whole time window thing. He's still a n00b!       

Sorry. The only person we're allowed to nominate who doesn't qualify is RC Cola, or RCA, or whatever it's name is.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  15:48, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Say, I just noticed the part that said we can nom and for Rcmurphy even though he's completely unqualified isn't up there anymore. What happened?     Father WHY??? (confessions)  15:50, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

OK, it's back now.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  15:52, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• Nom Has a userpage and also doesn't qualify. There's too many qualified candidates.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  15:58, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
• For :P 77.113.16.153 15:10, November 7, 2009 (UTC)