Nosferatu
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Count Nosferatu 'Nos' Grauens (1763-?) was an actor, a director, a vampire, a playwright and a noted plagiarist from Transylvania, Kentucky, The United States. His best known work is probably the film Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens.
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[edit] Biography
Nosferatu (Not to be confused with the 90s Sisters of Mercy Cover band)'Nos' Grauens was born in 1763 in South Transylvania, Kentucky, The United States. He was the bastard son of Count Hanz Grauens, a Romanian immigrant from Germany. In 1915, he left The United States to pursue a career in the then flourishing German movie industry. He returned homewards in 1916, when he found out there was a conflict going on that involved Germany and other parts of the world. Nosferatu spent the remainder of his life in The United States pretending to be German. He made the films like Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens in his hometown, with an entirely German cast. He got the cast in a Berlin hospital, following a knee fracture, following a bicycle accident by crashing into a Berlin wall. The wall was slightly scratched. No one knows where he is at this moment, perhaps he died, perhaps he still lives among us, or perhaps he ventured off to another planet, but the only thing certain is that he was a powerful vampire known to create great films about lots of stuff he was interested in, such as Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens.
[edit] Career
Nosferatu was a pioneer in the expressionist movement, which was remarkable for a cross-eyed criple. His disabilities proved to be an important factor in the development of the aesthetics of the popular art movement. The eccentric filmmaker also had a speech impairment, but that didn't stop him from becoming a star in the silent movie industry. It was however, the reason his movies remained silent beyond the end of the silent movie era. His first film was Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens, in which he played the main part, he also directed this film.
The Academy awarded him with a best picture Oscar for Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens.
Nosferatu was part of the comedy troop The Bat Pack, which was formed in 1954. Together with friends and fellow vampires Béla Lugosi, Blacula, Boobarella and Ed Wood, they released several top grossing films such as Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens.
It is a well known fact that upon meeting Twilight characters Nosferatu will often destroy them, or if he's feeling lazy, kick their sparkling asses back to Hollister.
[edit] Quotes on Nosferatu
“What can I say? The guy's an ugly bastard. But he's a sweet ugly bastard, and I love him.”
~ F.W. Murnau
“Bitch, next time you come into my house, i'm poppin' a cap in yo' ass.”
~ 50 Cent on Nosferatu
