Norway

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Norvegùr / Nårge / Norrveg
The People's Socialist Paradise of Norway
Nowhere
Flag of Norway3
NorwegianCoatofArms
Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: "Det er godt å være Norsk" ("Fuck Sweden and hate Denmark!")
Anthem: "Ja vi elsker" ("Yes, we're making love") alt: The heat of the moment
Capital Narvik
Largest city Ekofiski
Official language(s) Book language, New-Norrønt, Same as you
Government Elitist semi-democracy.
‑ Head Apejens
National Hero(es) Rune Mac Hofstad
Declaration
 of Independence
Repeatedly refuses to join the US
Currency Bits of metal with holes in them
Religion We don't really know, because they keep it to themselves
Population 4.5.
Major exports Black metal, Global warming, onions, ugly people (Matti), Otakus, Weeaboos, sexually-confused kids, nerds
Major imports EU rules and regulations, Japanese kids, Africans, Pakistani people, Viking raids
“ Now that we're here, let's try to be as loud and uncooperative as possible!”
~ American tourists on Norway
ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ!
~ A Norwegian on Norwegian language.

Norway sucks

Major cities

Main article: Norway/Major cities

Facts

See Norway/facts.

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