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{{Infobox Country|
|native_name = Gandon
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|native_name = Norvegùr / Nårge / Norrveg
 
|conventional_long_name = Social-Capitalistic Monarchy of Aasgard!
 
|conventional_long_name = Social-Capitalistic Monarchy of Aasgard!
 
|common_name = Kose-hullet :)
 
|common_name = Kose-hullet :)
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== Norwegians at a glance ==
 
== Norwegians at a glance ==
   
Norwegian women are gay and ten times more beautiful than their sisters in Denmark, and they don't give up. More correctly, Norwegian women look like Aphrodite - especially by British and American standards. Because of this Norway has the highest levels of STDs and teenage pregnancies in the world.
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Norwegian women are ten times more beautiful than their sisters in Denmark, and they don't give up. More correctly, Norwegian women look like Aphrodite - especially by British and American standards. Because of this Norway has the highest levels of STDs and teenage pregnancies in the world.
   
 
Norwegian men generally enjoy walking, shopping, texting and pwning most of Northern Europe. Also known as the country with the highest recorded amount of awesomeness. Recently the Norwegian male discovered electric guitars and promptly invented Black Metal, laying the foundation for Norway's booming music industry, which pwnz all who dare face it.
 
Norwegian men generally enjoy walking, shopping, texting and pwning most of Northern Europe. Also known as the country with the highest recorded amount of awesomeness. Recently the Norwegian male discovered electric guitars and promptly invented Black Metal, laying the foundation for Norway's booming music industry, which pwnz all who dare face it.

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