North Battleford

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A small village founded on the North Saskatchewan river after the intellectual cleansing of the City of Battleford in 1973. Early settlers were mostly mentally challenged and deranged individuals from the Battleford's Asylum for the Modesty Impaired. These hearty but half-witted souls, along with the local drunks and a few pot smokers that thought they were going to a love-in, waded across the pirhana infested waters of the North Saskatchewan river to freedom from thought.

It was on this site that later generations would erect the Seamen Memorial, a giant phallus in memory of the many Saskatchewan seamen lost prematurely in WWIII.

This same monument became the inspiration for the infamous Communist Warrior, Nancie .


History

A small village founded on the North Saskatchewan river as a result of genetic cleansing experiments conducted in the City of North Battleford in 1973. At that time, mentally challenged refugees and mentally ill patients from the Insane Asylum were released and chased across the sewage infested waters to the north shore. There was also an estalished penal colony in the area, which was a successful colonial experiment. Intermarriage was common and the townspeople are descendants of these two cultural groups. No where is this more evident than in the town's catholic school division. The faculty retains many of the founding fathers' genetic markers; coarse facial hair, huge muscular arms,and a lack of cognitive capacity...this of course is the women, the men were eaten.

It was on this site that later generations would erect a giant erection to warn swimmers not to come. Billboards proudly proclaim the lack of tourist activities ...just keep driving - keep your head down and keep driving...This same monument became the inspiration for the infamous Communist Warrior, Nancie .

Unfortunately when Logan's large cock became erected it whipped out 90% of the town. There are a few people and half his girlfriend left (you can decide which half) after the incident. (In truth its the bottom because logan is a retard and uses the belly button)

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