Norman Invasion of England (video game)

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== Setting the scene... Server: England ==
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<code>'''[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]] has entered the server'''</code>
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Eddy_Con:i is leavin ths game
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Eddy_Con:Will u can have mi server admin privelages
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[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]:ty
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[[King Harold|HardMan]]:n00bs
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<code>'''[[King Harold|HardMan]] has server admin privelages'''</code>
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[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]: u bitch
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[[King Harold|HardMan]]: lol owned
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<code>'''Eddy_Con has left server'''</code>
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[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]:wtf man
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[[King Harold|HardMan]]: he said i culd hav it
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[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]:god dam
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== Not happy... Server: France ==
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[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]] pm: [[France|froGGy]]: dude help mi own this guy
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[[France|froGGy]] pm: [[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]: sure
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<code>'''[[France|froGGy]] gives 1000 soldiers to [[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]'''</code>
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<code>'''[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]] recruits army'''</code>
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[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]: yes
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[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]: i is 1337
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== Uh Oh... Server: England ==
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<code>'''[[Harald Hardrada|Hard_Fi57]] has entered the server'''</code>
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[[Harald Hardrada|Hard_Fi57]]: sup guys
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[[Harald Hardrada|Hard_Fi57]]: i is invading this shiz
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[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]: sup
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[[King Harold|HardMan]]:no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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<code>'''[[King Harold|HardMan]] marches army to Stanford Bridge'''</code>
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<code>'''[[King Harold|HardMan]] attacks [[Harald Hardrada|Hard_Fi57]]'''</code>
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<code>'''critical hit'''</code>
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[[Harald Hardrada|Hard_Fi57]]: wth i wasnt ready
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[[Harald Hardrada|Hard_Fi57]]:c u guys
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<code>'''Hard_Fi57 has left server'''</code>
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[[King Harold|HardMan]]:n00b i is teh pwnzor
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<code>'''[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]] launches fleet'''</code>
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<code>'''wind +100'''</code>
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[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]: F***
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<code>'''[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]] launches fleet'''</code>
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<code>'''[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]] lands near Hastings'''</code>
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== the Battle of Hatings... Server: England ==
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[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]: yes!
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[[King Harold|HardMan]]:dude wth i was in battle
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<code>'''[[King Harold|HardMan]] marches army to Sussex'''</code>
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[[King Harold|HardMan]]: i will pwn again
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[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]: no way biatch
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<code>'''[[King Harold|HardMan]] uses shield wall'''</code>
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<code>'''[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]] attacks [[King Harold|HardMan]]'''</code>
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<code>'''damage +1'''</code>
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[[King Harold|HardMan]]: POWNEDZOR
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<code>'''[[King Harold|HardMan]] attacks [[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]'''</code>
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<code>'''[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]] counter attacks'''</code>
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<code>'''critical hit'''</code>
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[[King Harold|HardMan]]: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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<code>'''[[Normandy|Norman_archer101000100111]] uses arrow on [[King Harold|HardMan]]'''</code>
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<code>'''critical hit'''</code>
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<code>'''[[King Harold|HardMan]] has left server'''</code>
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[[England|ENGlishxaarmy]]: screw this shiz
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<code>'''[[England|ENGlishxaarmy]] routs'''</code>
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<code>'''[[England|ENGlishxaarmy]] has left the server'''</code>
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[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNED
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== The aftermath... Server: England ==
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[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]:who else on teh server
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[[Peasant|Pesant66]]: just me
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[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]:sweet
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<code>'''[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]] marches army to London'''</code>
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<code>'''[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]] has server admin privelages'''</code>
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[[William the Conqueror|Will_teh_Bastard]]: i powns this server

Latest revision as of 04:47, October 30, 2009

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edit Setting the scene... Server: England

Will_teh_Bastard has entered the server

Eddy_Con:i is leavin ths game

Eddy_Con:Will u can have mi server admin privelages

Will_teh_Bastard:ty

HardMan:n00bs

HardMan has server admin privelages

Will_teh_Bastard: u bitch

HardMan: lol owned

Eddy_Con has left server

Will_teh_Bastard:wtf man

HardMan: he said i culd hav it

Will_teh_Bastard:god dam


edit Not happy... Server: France

Will_teh_Bastard pm: froGGy: dude help mi own this guy

froGGy pm: Will_teh_Bastard: sure

froGGy gives 1000 soldiers to Will_teh_Bastard

Will_teh_Bastard recruits army

Will_teh_Bastard: yes

Will_teh_Bastard: i is 1337


edit Uh Oh... Server: England

Hard_Fi57 has entered the server

Hard_Fi57: sup guys

Hard_Fi57: i is invading this shiz

Will_teh_Bastard: sup

HardMan:no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HardMan marches army to Stanford Bridge

HardMan attacks Hard_Fi57

critical hit

Hard_Fi57: wth i wasnt ready

Hard_Fi57:c u guys

Hard_Fi57 has left server

HardMan:n00b i is teh pwnzor

Will_teh_Bastard launches fleet

wind +100

Will_teh_Bastard: F***

Will_teh_Bastard launches fleet

Will_teh_Bastard lands near Hastings


edit the Battle of Hatings... Server: England

Will_teh_Bastard: yes!

HardMan:dude wth i was in battle

HardMan marches army to Sussex

HardMan: i will pwn again

Will_teh_Bastard: no way biatch

HardMan uses shield wall

Will_teh_Bastard attacks HardMan

damage +1

HardMan: POWNEDZOR

HardMan attacks Will_teh_Bastard

Will_teh_Bastard counter attacks

critical hit

HardMan: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Norman_archer101000100111 uses arrow on HardMan

critical hit

HardMan has left server

ENGlishxaarmy: screw this shiz

ENGlishxaarmy routs

ENGlishxaarmy has left the server

Will_teh_Bastard: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNED

edit The aftermath... Server: England

Will_teh_Bastard:who else on teh server

Pesant66: just me

Will_teh_Bastard:sweet

Will_teh_Bastard marches army to London

Will_teh_Bastard has server admin privelages

Will_teh_Bastard: i powns this server

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