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RAYAN BAYDOUN WILL SUCK BALLS SO HARD THAT THEY BECOME BLUE!! ALSO HE WILL SING: ZABROOO ZABROOO DAAAANDAL LIKE A LIL BIATCH WHO EATS PUSSY PASSIONATELY WHEN SHE FEELS LIKE IT:D

dis pag is were i b funi so u can lololo!!!!!!!!!!!111 u suck u unfunny dickhead BULLSHIT

↑fucka nigga who cant sucka nigga who cant eat people nigaga. Im da realest boss who fucked you mom and fucked nigga eva and throw them up. so iwould tell ya niggas like george bush told me, fuck yall nigas im outta here// \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Lulz dis is teh stowee!11

Opurruh is teh masta of teh universe and she is teh NAZI!!!! OMFG!30:63.5, 0 Gay 9000 (FUK)~ I LIKE RUSTY SPOONS!!!!!! TOM CRUISE JUMPED ON HER SOFA!!! OMFG!!@! HOW DARE HE *SLAP* LUZLZOR I THINKZ I AM FCCOO~@L@!@!!! LOOOK AT DISSSSSSSS!!!::: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL FEATUR DIS PLOX

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LOLOL ITS MAH STICK MAHN!!!!! :P:!Plo ISNTSD IT TEH AWESOME I THINK IT IS THER AWESOME!!!!


PIE!!!!!!!11

FETUR DIS ARTICLER!!!!!

LULZ I LUFF TEH ADMINZ AND MAH MUMMA SEDZZ IM TEH FUNNIEST LITLE KID TEEEVER!@!!!!@ SO I THINK I SHULD BE TEH FEETURD ARTICAL CUZ IS MO BTR AT TEH Sk8=BODING DEN TEH MOST CUZ I DO a 360 DEEGRE FLIP OFF MAH ROOF ON MY sk8bord and i like teh coolist kid in mah scholol1!!!!! 1111 uncylopeda is my fv8 plac to go aftr skool cuz it FYNNTYY!!! JUST LIEK ME :D:D:D:D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG ADULF HITLARRRR!!!!!!!!

LULZ HITLR HAD SUM BOOBIESS LOLOOLLLOLOLOLOO LAFF NOOBS CUZ IT FUNNY LOLOLOOLOLOLOLLO HITLAR WAS AN ps3 GUY TOO HE LIKED METAL GEAR SOLID I PLAY MGS! LOL!!!! XBOX360 SUX MAH COK!!! LOLOLOLOLLoLOOLOLOLLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO WIKIPEDIA IS 4 NOOBS! LULULULULUZLUZ!~!!!! I LIKE RUSTI SPOON!SSW!!! I THINKZ WE NEED A FEW GOOD TATERS!!!!!!!!!!

India

LOLOLOLOL FUNY STUFF!!!!

der was a guy and he had a sprok and he said "Lulz I HAV A SPORK!!!!!@ ROFMAL!!!" so ki went up and wuz liek "NOOOOOOOOOB" and shot him in the FACE! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO DAT IS FUNYYYY!@!!!!!! ROFLKMAO!!!

LOLOL DIS IS TEH FUNNIEZZZZ!!!!!! Lolol

JEZUZZZ LIVES IN MAH BASEMENT!@!!!!!

DIS IS TEH FUNNIST PART OF MAH ARTICL WITCH IZ TEH FUNNIEST THING ON TEH INTURDNET LOL I SED TURD IN THE WORD INTERNET!!! LOL did i say i luv the admains on dis website cuz I LOVE TEH ADMINS THEY ARE THE COOLEST!!!!!!

I LOVE TEH ADMINS THEY ARE THE COOLEST!!!!!!

WEN I GROW UP I WNT TO BE A ASTRONUT/SUPER HERO/SECRET AGENT/GUY WHO SHOOTS STUFF/OWNER OF THE PLAYBOY MANISON AND I THINK I CAN DO IT CUZ MY TEEECHER SAID IN KINTERGARDAN THAN I CAN DO ANYTHIN IF I OUT MY MINDS TO IT YAHAYAHAYHAYHAYAHYAHAY

I LOVE TEH ADMINS THEY ARE THE COOLEST!!!!!!

CAN I BE A ADMIN I WANTO BE A ADMIN CUZ I WULD BE GOODL CUZ I LIEK THE MUFFFFFFFINS!!!!!! BOB DOLE

OMG WTF LOL ROTFLMAO I LIKE CAKE PIE IS F-ING AWESOME PICKLEZ WID CHIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZ HAM IS NICE BOOBAGE MONKEY SCROTUM pWNage

OMG WTF LOL ROTFLMAO I LIKE CAKE PIE IS F-ING AWESOME PICKLEZ WID CHIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZ HAM IS NICE BOOBAGE MONKEY SCROTUM pWNage

I LOVE TEH ADMINS THEY ARE THE COOLEST!!!!!!

"I THINKZ THSI IS TEH FUNNISEST ARTICLE EVER" - OZCAR WILD

I LOVE TEH ADMINS THEY ARE THE COOLEST!!!!!!

OMG OMG ROMG!!!! PMSL DID U SEE WHUT OSCAR WILDEE PUT UP THERE AND HE IS TEH UNCYUCLYEPEIDA GUY AND HE IS LIEK JEZUZ SO I SHULD BE A ADMAN AND DIS SHULD GETT FETTTEURE!!!!!!

I LOVE TEH ADMINS THEY ARE THE COOLEST!!!!!!

YAAAAHHH!H!H!H!HH!H!H!!

I LOVE TEH ADMINS THEY ARE THE COOLEST!!!!!!

ADMINS ARE HAWT AND IZ TEH SHIZ AND I WUZ AN ADMIN WUNCE BUT DEY TAKED IT AWAY WHEN DEY FIND DAT I IZ 12 BUT IZ NOAW 16 AND I GET TEH ADMIN BAK SUN BUT I WUN IT BY SHOOT ING PO ICE!!!!!1!!!1!1!1!11!!!!11111


Tony
DAT IZ TONEE HAWK I LIEK TONY HAWK A LOT LIKE I LIKE THE ADMINS WEN I GROW UP I WILL BE LIKE HIM BUT WITH A COOL AFRO LIKE MY DAD BECAUSE YOU CAN KEEP STUFF IN THEM LOLOOOLLLOLO
cheese shit potato muffin salad

Teh Ehend

I amz ending teh artical here cuz if i go on ani mo than u will poop yo pants wit teh lafftr and yo mom will get mad like my mom cuz moms dunt like poopy pants loloililiolo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEDZ TEH HELPZ TO MAK MAH ARTICALS PURTY :D:D:D:D:D:D:DF:D:D:DE

I dunoZA how 2 mak my articlaes liek purtys with teh imags and teh HMTL and teh ' STUFF so i ned sum1 to mak may articuls PURRRRTYTTYTYY!!! LIEK TEH OTHA ONES I LUV U ALL IF U WANT TO SEE ME ON xBOX LIVE MY NAME IS sk8boiwittehfriends10101!!! GO THERE THANX I PWN U AT TYHE xBOX aAnd HALO Cuz I AM COOL!!!!!! IF U THINKZ I AM SEXII THAT IS CUZ U IS LIKE EVERY! ELSE I IS ARUIND!!!! YAH!

OMG DIS IZ BEST ARRRTACKUL EVAH!!!!1111 MUcH L0LZZZ !?111

No, not really.

LOL I L31D! THYS 15 TEH ND 0F TEH ARTEKULE PWND N00B

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1337. S0 I WAZ LYKE PWNIN N00BZ IN HAYLOW WIT MAH SNYPERR AND THEY WER LYKE OMGWTFBBQ HAAAAAX ND I WAS LYKE LOLROFLMAOHAHAHA PWND BYTCH

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