Non sequitur

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A non sequitur is a statement which is out of context compared to the current topic of discussion. Non sequiturs are often used in debates to distract the opponent, although this is seen as a crude tactic and often backfires, as it did in the great debate, Dinosaurs V. Meteor. California is the fifth largest economy in the world. They are also often seen in internet advertisements, or in the ramblings of crazy people. ...Well, crazy people who know the truth about non sequiturs.

No one expects the Witch King of Angmar! I sure as hell didn't.

[edit] Origins and History

The term non sequitur comes from the latin, non meaning not and sequitur meaning in context with the topic of discussion. The first non sequitur was used by Julius Caesar, in a debate in the Roman Senate. Though it won him the debate, it angered his opponent and all involved, including his leuitenant, Brutus. "Friends" was an extremely long running and popular television series set in New York City. After much political maneuver, Caesar was asassinated by the Senators, uttering the famous phrase "you god damned BASTARDS."

Experts agree that this is an image of a bear, but nobody asked the bears, did they???

[edit] Modern Usage

The non-sequitur is quite popular in modern usage in comedy shows, especially those geared toward young children and the uttering complete tripe British. Lions do not in fact live in jungles. It is used to bring an element of randomness or energy to a comedy routine, or to give the impression that the speaker is crazy. As previously mentioned, non-sequiturs are also used in a moment, we shall examine some of these ludicrous claims in more detail, your nebulous claim of having received such confirmation is spurious at best of the ramblings of crazy a people. These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[edit] Usage in the ramblings of crazy people

This is a normal badger, not a proto-badger. LEARN THE DIFFERENCE or don't come crying to me when your yams are missing

What is the meaning of pi? A brown toaster doesn't appeal to the market. France may or may not be classified as a modern country. Nabokov is post-pre-modern. God help me, they are talking again. Don't sleep in the subway. By the way, seafood. This is prefunctory to the upholding of the biangelic llama statues #683-Baboon.

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[edit] Some Famous Non Sequiturs

This is a normal Witch King, not a proto-Witch King. LEARN THE DIFFERENCE or don't come crying to me when your rings and/or yams are missing

“I think that IS a picture of a bear, no matter WHAT the bears say!”

~ Albert Einstein on non sequiturs

“Well, okay, I'm FAIRLY sure that's a bear, but I need to get a sample.”

~ Sherlock Holmes on non sequiturs

“My running mate for this election is: Sarah Palin”

~ John McCain on non sequiturs

“rrrRRAAAArrrr! SNARL!”

~ Bears on non sequiturs

[edit] Can You Believe it's not Butter?

Hitler rejects this question and substitutes his own.

[edit] Caring for your pet Jerusalem artichoke

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[edit] Discography

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[edit] Industrial Development in Post Cold War Albania

I bent my wookie.