Noise
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Noise may refer to:
If you still do not find what you were looking for, you may make it up for yourself. Simply juxtapose random things such as obscure 80s pop bands, llamas, xylophones, the Battle of Hastings, milk, postmodernism, titanium dioxide, artichokes, Chuck Norris, etc., in a hilariously zany comedy skit. Students will love you for your high noise-to-signal ratio, and hail you as a comedic genius. Other people may hanker for the sweet release of death should they become the recipient of one of your crazy monologues. But, sonically speaking, there isn't that much difference between a cry of "AAAARGGHHH! MAKE IT STOP!!!" and an approbative guffaw. So carry on, by all means.
Also, noise can be a genre of noise - I mean music. It can kill people that listen to it or scare young children. [Zero Acid - Your Computer Looks Thirsty|http://www.last.fm/music/Zero+Acid/_/Your+Computer+Looks+Thirsty]
