Noel Gallagher
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“You thieving bastard!”
~ The Beatles on Noel Gallagher
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Noel John Paul George Ringo Mick Keef Weller-Gallagher (b. 1956 in t'North, UK) is a Madchester musician and son of prop comedian, Gallagher, and local brothel-maid, Susan Havapenny.
He gained international success in the 1990s as the chief plagiarist of Oasis. Amongst his natianally adored songs are classics such as "Live Until You're 74 or Something", "Wonderwall", "Cigarettes And Alcohopops", "Get It On (Bang A Gong)", "Don't Look Back In Anger", " "Yellow Submarine", "Let It Be", "She Loves you", "All You Knead Is Bread", "Lidl By Lidl", "The Ballad of John and Yoko" and "A Day In The Lift".
He is famous for his romantic involvement with Damon All Bran of Blur and his notoriously tempestuous relationship with his brother Lion Gallagher. They really don't like each other. Seriously. He has been described as the most vital force in British songwriting in the past 20 years by sources as diverse as himself, his Mum, the NME and that bloke down the pub who had a trial with Oldham and swears he could have made it as a professional footballer if it wasn't for the gout.
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[edit] Forming Oasis
Noel was released decided to leave the salt mines to attend high school. There he met Alan White, John Paul III (The Once and Future Pope), and Gus Van Sant. Coincidentally enough, they each knew how to play a different instrument, except for Van Sant (but he was always good for a few pounds for a round or two), and they quickly formed a band titled Small Pool Of Water In The Desert, Particularly Suited For Nourishing Travellers And Their Pack Animals. This name was shortened to Oasis on the programs for their first gig at Tank's Ribs and Slaw, a local restaurant.
The band gradually gained huge success, and Noel's new found riches enabled him to finally buy a caravan for his ma.
Unfortunately, the caravan wiped out the band's assets, and they had to do what every band short on cash does: they went on a tour of Japan. There, the band deserted Noel, and eventually formed The Twitless Three. Noel eventually went on to create the webcomic Megatokyo, and currently lives in South Dakota, in Abe Lincoln's left eye.
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