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Revision as of 12:38, January 2, 2006

“No comment”
~ Lord Byron on Nobody cares
“No comment”
~ George Bush on Nobody cares

Nobody cares is a policy employed by dictators, despots, democracy, the general public, and wiki administration.

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Origins in Ancient Greece

The school of thought began when somebody wanted something and nobody cared. This is thought to have occurred sometime between Ancient Mesopotamia and the Fall of Rome, so we'll say Ancient Greece. Nobody cares enough to find out for sure.

Somebody probably started it, with authority probably, so let's say Zeus. He was the ultimate god and ruled over the people or something and then the people weren't happy. Zeus decided that nobody cared and screwed a goat.

Continued Prevalence

Then there was Rome and the Romans didn't like Christians. The Christians wanted to live, but nobody cared so they made them fight lions to the death.

Then Rome fell and the people needed a stable existence, but nobody cared and the Dark Ages were born.

Some people decided they were lords and crushed the peasantry which begot the Feudal Era. The peasants didn't want to be serfs, but nobody cared and they got whipped for not wanting things.

Everybody decided they hated Jews next, and the Jews insisted they never did anything, but nobody cared and Spain kicked them out. The Muslims too.

Witches started hexing everyone next. Well, they claimed it was an accident, but nobody cared and the witches were burned.

Then the people of France were upset by their monarchy. The monarchy decided that nobody cared and the people decided to revolt.

Around that time, Britain decided to tax the American colonies. The colonists decided that nobody cared about what Britain wanted and started a war.

Stuff kept happening in Europe, but it's generally agreed that nobody cares.

Recent Years

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Another image nobody cares about.

There were a bunch of native people living in America with rights to the land, but nobody cared. They took all the land and gave the natives diseases and the government decided nobody cared and set up laws about the right way to steal land.

Enslaved persons didn't like being forced to work, but nobody cared and they were whipped and auctioned off. The government agreed that nobody cared about black people and prohibited giving them rights.

There was a civil war, but nobody cares why or who won.

The Irish potatoes got sick and the Irish came to America. Nobody cared that they were hungry and told them, "Irish Need Not Apply." The government had already decided that nobody cared about the Irish and didn't care.

Karl Marx started communism, but nobody cared because he was German.

The Titanic sunk, but honestly, who cares? Never let go... Too bad, Jack, nobody cares.

Then there was a bunch of stuff about rights and who gets to vote and who gets lynched, but nobody cares.

Then there was a war in Europe and nobody cared.

There was a depression and lots of people died, but nobody cares.

Hitler started killing off the Jews, but nobody cared and America only wanted to end the depression and establish its place in the world.

Then everybody found out Hitler was killing the Jews and nobody cared that nobody hadn't cared.

The hippies started spawning and protesting and doing drugs and making love, but nobody cares about hippies.

Then more stuff happened, but nobody cares about any of it except maybe September 11th. Sometimes.




When told that there weren't any WMDs in Iraq and that there was no reason to invade, George Bush is said to have said, "Nobody cares."

Kanye West made a fuss about something or other, but nobody cares about him.

Steve Ballmer wanted to kill something, but nobody cares.

Somebody made a lot of important contributions to Uncyclopedia, but the admins decided that "nobody cares anyways" and banned them.

The Rest of the World

Nobody cares.

This Article

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Nobody cares.

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