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{{Q|No comment|Lord Byron|Nobody cares}}
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<option weight="1"><div class="usermessage">You may or may not have [[Nobody cares#nobody cares|new messages]], but nobody cares.</div></option>
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{{Q|No comment|George Bush|Nobody cares}}
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[[Image:Nojesus.jpg|400px|thumb|Something seems to be missing, but nobody cares.]]
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{{Q|What? I see your lips moving but all I hear is 'blah blah blah.'|Oscar Wilde|Nobody cares}}
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{{Q|I care.|[[Nobody]] on caring}}
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{{Q|In Soviet Russia, nobody cares.|[[Russian Reversal]] on Nobody cares}}
   
'''Nobody cares''' is a policy employed by [[User:Keitei|dictator]]s, [[User:Splaka|despot]]s, [[democracy]], the general public, and [[wiki]] administration.
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'''Nobody cares''' is a policy employed by [[User:Keitei|dictator]]s, [[User:Splaka|despot]]s, [[democracy]], the general public, and the [[wiki]] administration. It would be considered the largest epidemic facing the world today if it weren't for the fact that nobody gives a flying cow about epidemics.
 
[[Image:White_square.jpg|thumb|250px|An image nobody cares about.]]
 
   
 
==Origins in Ancient Greece==
 
==Origins in Ancient Greece==
The [[school]] of [[thought]] began when [[somebody]] wanted [[something]] and [[nobody]] cared. This is thought to have occurred sometime between Ancient [[Mesopotamia]] and the [[Fall]] of [[Rome]], so we'll say [[Ancient Greece]]. Nobody cares enough to find out for sure.
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{{wikipediapar|What's that got to do with the...?|Nobody cares}}
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The [[school]] of [[thought]] began when [[somebody]] wanted [[something]] and [[nobody]] really wanted to do anything about it, or something. This is thought to have occurred sometime between Ancient [[Mesopotamia]] and the [[Fall]] of [[Rome]], so we'll say [[Ancient Greece]]. Nobody cares enough to find out for sure.
   
Somebody probably started it, with authority probably, so let's say [[Zeus]]. He was the ultimate [[god]] and ruled over the people or something and then the people weren't happy. Zeus decided that nobody cared and screwed a [[goat]].
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Somebody probably started it, with authority probably, so let's say [[Zeus]]. He was the ultimate [[god]] and ruled over the people or something and then the people weren't happy.
   
 
==Continued Prevalence==
 
==Continued Prevalence==
Then there was Rome and the Romans didn't like [[Christian]]s. The Christians wanted to live, but nobody cared so they made them fight [[lion]]s to the [[death]].
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[[Image:Spinquisition.jpg|thumb|225px|Nobody cares about the [[Spanish Inquisition]]!]]
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Then there was Rome and the Romans didn't like [[Christian]]s. The Christians wanted to live. Romans were unmoved and made them fight lions to death.
   
Then Rome fell and the people needed a stable existence, but nobody cared and the [[Dark Ages]] were born.
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After the fall of Rome, we needed some kind of civilization to stop the barbarians or whatever, but no one could seem to get around to it. This is generally agreed upon (I think) as the beginning of the Dark Ages.
   
Some people decided they were lords and crushed the peasantry which begot the Feudal Era. The peasants didn't want to be serfs, but nobody cared and they got whipped for not wanting [[things]].
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Some people decided they were lords and crushed the peasantry which begot the Feudal Era. The peasants didn't want to be serfs, but nobody cared. The serfs were promptly whipped.
   
Everybody decided they hated [[Jews]] next, and the Jews insisted they never did anything, but nobody cared and [[Spain]] kicked them out. The [[Muslims]] too.
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Everybody decided they hated [[Jews]] next, and the Jews insisted they never did anything, but the Christians were really too busy to deal with their whining. [[Spain]] kicked them out. The [[Muslims]] too.
   
[[Witch]]es started [[hex]]ing everyone next. Well, they claimed it was an accident, but nobody cared and the witches were burned.
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[[Witch]]es started [[hex]]ing everyone next. They were all "oh, it was just an accident" or "what the hell are you talking about, I'm not a witch," but nobody cared and the witches were burned.
   
Then the people of [[France]] were upset by their [[monarchy]]. The monarchy decided that nobody cared and the people decided to revolt.
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Then the people of [[France]] were upset by their [[monarchy]]. The monarchy didn't really give a shit. This is immortalized in Marie Antoinette's famous line "The people don't have any bread? Why the fuck is that MY problem?" The people promptly decided to revolt.
   
 
Around that time, [[Britain]] decided to tax the [[American]] colonies. The colonists decided that nobody cared about what Britain wanted and started a [[war]].
 
Around that time, [[Britain]] decided to tax the [[American]] colonies. The colonists decided that nobody cared about what Britain wanted and started a [[war]].
   
[[Stuff]] kept happening in [[Europe]], but it's generally agreed that nobody cares.
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[[Stuff]] kept happening in [[Europe]]. What? You want more? What do I look like, some kind of guy who knows stuff about history or something? What do I care about history?
   
 
==Recent Years==
 
==Recent Years==
[[Image:White_flag.PNG|left|thumb|150px|Another image nobody cares about.]]
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[[Image:Screamwet.jpg|left|thumb|Someone dropped ''The Scream'' in a puddle, but nobody cares.]]
There were a bunch of [[Indiana|native people]] living in [[America]] with rights to the land, but nobody cared. They took all the land and gave the natives diseases and the government decided nobody cared and set up laws about the right way to steal land.
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There were a bunch of [[Indiana|native people]] living in [[America]] with rights to the land, but nobody cared. They took all the land and gave the natives diseases and the government decided nobody gave a crap and set up laws about the right way to steal land.
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[[This guy]] invented [[kitten huffing]], but no one cared about that. Except the kitten huffers, of course, but no one really cares about them either.
   
[[slavery|Enslaved]] persons didn't like being forced to work, but nobody cared and they were whipped and auctioned off. The government agreed that nobody cared about black people and prohibited giving them rights.
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[[slavery|Enslaved]] persons didn't like being forced to work. They were promptly whipped and auctioned off. The government agreed that [[George Bush|nobody cared about black people]] and prohibited giving them rights.
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There was a [[civil war]], or something.
There was a [[civil war]], but nobody cares why or who won.
 
 
The [[Irish]] [[potatoe]]s got sick and the Irish came to America. Nobody cared that they were hungry and told them, "Irish Need Not Apply." The government had already decided that nobody cared about the Irish and didn't care.
 
   
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The [[Irish]] potatoes got sick and the Irish came to America. Nobody cared that they were hungry and told them, "Irish Need Not Apply." The government had already decided that nobody liked the Irish (See the Declaration of Independence: "All men, except the Irish, are created equal, and are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable Rights - again, except the Irish, just to be extra clear on this point. Nobody give rights to the god damn Irish.")
 
[[Karl Marx]] started communism, but nobody cared because he was [[German]].
 
[[Karl Marx]] started communism, but nobody cared because he was [[German]].
   
The [[Titanic]] sunk, but honestly, who cares? ''Never let go...'' Too bad, Jack, nobody cares.
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The [[Titanic]] sunk, but honestly, who gives a crap? ''Never let go...'' Too bad, Jack, nobody cares.
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Then there was a bunch of stuff about rights and who gets to vote and who gets lynched.
Then there was a bunch of stuff about rights and who gets to vote and who gets lynched, but nobody cares.
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Then there was a war in Europe.
 
Then there was a war in Europe and nobody cared.
 
   
 
There was a [[depression]] and lots of people died, but nobody cares.
 
There was a [[depression]] and lots of people died, but nobody cares.
 
 
[[Hitler]] started killing off the Jews, but nobody cared and America only wanted to end the depression and establish its place in the world.
 
[[Hitler]] started killing off the Jews, but nobody cared and America only wanted to end the depression and establish its place in the world.
 
 
Then everybody found out Hitler was killing the Jews and nobody cared that nobody hadn't cared.
 
Then everybody found out Hitler was killing the Jews and nobody cared that nobody hadn't cared.
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The Jews got their own country, and killed Palestinians, but honestly, who gives a shit? The United Nations refused to give them their land back, nobody actually cares for Palestinians.
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The [[hippies]] started spawning and protesting and doing [[drugs]] and making [[love]], but everyone pretty much ignored them.
   
The [[hippies]] started spawning and protesting and doing [[drugs]] and making [[love]], but nobody cares about hippies.
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Then this Space program launched a man onto another celestial object in the first time in history, but people got tired of it after the third try. I think it was [[Vietnam]]'s Space Program, but I forgot where they went to though.
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Then more stuff happened, but nobody cares about any of it except maybe September 11th.{{cn}} Sometimes.
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In 2003, The New York Times published a story which claimed that researchers had discovered a man who actually did care. However, three days later it was revealed that the man's name was [[Nobody]].
   
Then more stuff happened, but nobody cares about any of it except maybe September 11th. Sometimes.
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Elections were rigged in Iran. Protests broke out and some died. People were about to care, until Michael Jackson died. Though, all he left behind was debt, so nobody cared.
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[[File:An unidentified frying object.png|right|250px|thumb|A fake egg floating in the sky in China is indeed unique, unfortunately, nobody cares.]]
   
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[[Image:Noheadlisa.jpg|thumb|left|Lisa's missing her head and nobody cares.]]
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==Today==
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[[Image:UncleSamNoCare.jpg|thumb|Nobody cares about this image.]]
[[Image:Blank.JPG|thumb|170px|Ho-hum.]]
 
When told that there weren't any [[WMD]]s in [[Iraq]] and that there was no reason to invade, [[George Bush]] is said to have said, "Nobody cares."
 
   
[[Kanye West]] made a fuss about something or other, but nobody cares about him.
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== People who care ==
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[[Steve Ballmer]] wanted to kill something, but nobody cares.
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[[Image:Clear250x200.gif|thumb|Nobody cares enough to make this picture.]]
   
Somebody made a lot of important contributions to [[Uncyclopedia]], but the admins decided that "nobody cares anyways" and banned them.
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== [[This_article|This Article]] ==
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We'd finish this article, but nobody ca
   
==The Rest of the World==
 
Nobody cares.
 
   
== This Article ==
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{{FA|date=6 January 2006|revision=379406|title=Featured thing|versiontext=Nobody cared on|text=I guess someone put this whatever on the [[Main Page|front page thing]] — you can something or something else your least-unfavorite whatevers [[VFHS|somewhere]], but nobody cares.}}
[[Image:Who cares.jppngif|thumb|250px|Nobody cares enough to make this picture.]]
 
* Nobody cares.
 
   
[http://wikipedia.org if you WiKare]
 
   
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[[es:A nadie le importa]]
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[[fa:هیچ‌کس اهمیت نمی‌دهد]]
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[[fr:Tout le monde s'en fout]]
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[[it:A nessuno importa]]
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[[ja:誰も気にしない]]
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[[ko:알 게 뭐야]]
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[[lv:Nevienam nerūp]]
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[[nl:Wat geeft het?]]
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[[pl:Nikogo to nie obchodzi]]
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[[pt:Ninguém se importa]]
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[[ru:Всем плевать]]
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[[uk:Всім начхати]]
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Latest revision as of 11:21, May 20, 2014


Nojesus

Something seems to be missing, but nobody cares.

“What? I see your lips moving but all I hear is 'blah blah blah.'”
~ Oscar Wilde on Nobody cares
“I care.”
~ Nobody on caring
“In Soviet Russia, nobody cares.”
~ Russian Reversal on Nobody cares

Nobody cares is a policy employed by dictators, despots, democracy, the general public, and the wiki administration. It would be considered the largest epidemic facing the world today if it weren't for the fact that nobody gives a flying cow about epidemics.

edit Origins in Ancient Greece

Bouncywikilogo7
For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Nobody cares.

The school of thought began when somebody wanted something and nobody really wanted to do anything about it, or something. This is thought to have occurred sometime between Ancient Mesopotamia and the Fall of Rome, so we'll say Ancient Greece. Nobody cares enough to find out for sure.

Somebody probably started it, with authority probably, so let's say Zeus. He was the ultimate god and ruled over the people or something and then the people weren't happy.

edit Continued Prevalence

Spinquisition

Nobody cares about the Spanish Inquisition!

Then there was Rome and the Romans didn't like Christians. The Christians wanted to live. Romans were unmoved and made them fight lions to death.

After the fall of Rome, we needed some kind of civilization to stop the barbarians or whatever, but no one could seem to get around to it. This is generally agreed upon (I think) as the beginning of the Dark Ages.

Some people decided they were lords and crushed the peasantry which begot the Feudal Era. The peasants didn't want to be serfs, but nobody cared. The serfs were promptly whipped.

Everybody decided they hated Jews next, and the Jews insisted they never did anything, but the Christians were really too busy to deal with their whining. Spain kicked them out. The Muslims too.

Witches started hexing everyone next. They were all "oh, it was just an accident" or "what the hell are you talking about, I'm not a witch," but nobody cared and the witches were burned.

Then the people of France were upset by their monarchy. The monarchy didn't really give a shit. This is immortalized in Marie Antoinette's famous line "The people don't have any bread? Why the fuck is that MY problem?" The people promptly decided to revolt.

Around that time, Britain decided to tax the American colonies. The colonists decided that nobody cared about what Britain wanted and started a war.

Stuff kept happening in Europe. What? You want more? What do I look like, some kind of guy who knows stuff about history or something? What do I care about history?

edit Recent Years

Screamwet

Someone dropped The Scream in a puddle, but nobody cares.

There were a bunch of native people living in America with rights to the land, but nobody cared. They took all the land and gave the natives diseases and the government decided nobody gave a crap and set up laws about the right way to steal land. This guy invented kitten huffing, but no one cared about that. Except the kitten huffers, of course, but no one really cares about them either.

Enslaved persons didn't like being forced to work. They were promptly whipped and auctioned off. The government agreed that nobody cared about black people and prohibited giving them rights. There was a civil war, or something.

The Irish potatoes got sick and the Irish came to America. Nobody cared that they were hungry and told them, "Irish Need Not Apply." The government had already decided that nobody liked the Irish (See the Declaration of Independence: "All men, except the Irish, are created equal, and are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable Rights - again, except the Irish, just to be extra clear on this point. Nobody give rights to the god damn Irish.") Karl Marx started communism, but nobody cared because he was German.

The Titanic sunk, but honestly, who gives a crap? Never let go... Too bad, Jack, nobody cares. Then there was a bunch of stuff about rights and who gets to vote and who gets lynched. Then there was a war in Europe.

There was a depression and lots of people died, but nobody cares. Hitler started killing off the Jews, but nobody cared and America only wanted to end the depression and establish its place in the world. Then everybody found out Hitler was killing the Jews and nobody cared that nobody hadn't cared. The Jews got their own country, and killed Palestinians, but honestly, who gives a shit? The United Nations refused to give them their land back, nobody actually cares for Palestinians. The hippies started spawning and protesting and doing drugs and making love, but everyone pretty much ignored them.

Then this Space program launched a man onto another celestial object in the first time in history, but people got tired of it after the third try. I think it was Vietnam's Space Program, but I forgot where they went to though. Then more stuff happened, but nobody cares about any of it except maybe September 11th.[citation needed] Sometimes. In 2003, The New York Times published a story which claimed that researchers had discovered a man who actually did care. However, three days later it was revealed that the man's name was Nobody.

Elections were rigged in Iran. Protests broke out and some died. People were about to care, until Michael Jackson died. Though, all he left behind was debt, so nobody cared.

An unidentified frying object

A fake egg floating in the sky in China is indeed unique, unfortunately, nobody cares.

Noheadlisa

Lisa's missing her head and nobody cares.


UncleSamNoCare

Nobody cares about this image.

edit People who care




Tumbleweed01

Clear250x200

Nobody cares enough to make this picture.

edit This Article

We'd finish this article, but nobody ca


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