Nintendo

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OH CRAP!

Nintendo has taken over this page and added it to their monopoly! Everyone flee!!

“What?”

~ Captain Oblivious on Nintendo

“O.o”

~ Oscar Wilde on Nintendo

“Touching is good.”

~ Michael Jackson on the Nintendo DS

“The original Nintendo was the best. You can't improve on the original Nintendo. The only thing that could have made it better is if it had actually fuckin worked.”

~ Kyle Cease on Nintendo

“WE HAVE 2 WORDS FOR YA..... TOUCH IT!!!!!! ”

~ D-X on Nintendo DS}}

“So wrong and yet... so wrong. ”

~ Billy Mays on Nintendo}}

Nintendo is a secret organization created by Japanese Army General Shigeru Miyamoto to brainwash countries all around the world into trusting the Japanese so that they can begin a surprise invasion on every country in the world. The first attempt was to create a videogame company, this plan is still in effect. They began by creating many secret headquarters all around the world so they could observe their victims. These bases are Nintendo of Japan, Nintendo of America, Nintendo of UK, Nintendo of Soviet Russia, Nintendo of Atlantis, the Bermuda Triangle and the Dragon's Triangle just below Japan. They began putting characters such as Pokemon, Mario and Pikmin into their games but soon realized that it was going to take much more than cute and adorable creatures to win to win over nations so they created the the hot Samus, Fire Emblem, and many others. To play the games they began creating videogame systems such as the Gamecube, Game boy, Nintendo DS, Nintendo DSi and Wii.

The original Nintendo DS

For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article very remotely related to Nintendo.

[edit] The speech

The workers at Nintendo had a speech in every country that they sold to. The original speech written by a worker at Nintendo of Japan seemed entirely truthful, however, Nintendo claims to have made a view revisions to the sheet. The worker was never heard from again, but now, with the technology of today we can read what was covered up (Bold Text has been added in). The speech went:

We, at Nintendo, an amazingly evil company, have a goal. That goal is to take over the world, we will try to do this by any means possible, even if it means that we have to create fun and exciting games that will be brainwashing you and get you addicted making you never want to stop playing. If this plan fails, wWe will have to start a Next-Gen Console War series too! Resistance is futile!!!

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