Ninja cat
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Ninja cats have started appearing more in the past few years. The ninja cats are not believed in by most because being part ninja you can rarely see them. The ninja cats like to hurt people especially toddlers. They will do as much as possible to them especially flying kicks.
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[edit] Toddlers and Ninja Cats
They try to hurt toddlers for revenge of their fur being pulled. If you are a toddler do not go anywhere near a cat. They may be a ninja cat and if they are *BAM* your face is gone. Yes ninja cats do watch a lot of TV commercials. That is the time when they do their plotting.
[edit] Ninja cat in action
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muLIPWjks_M
Its stealth and superiority against you is awesome.
[edit] Weaknesses
Ninja cats often watch any dugong swimming in the water all the while wondering how to steal their shoes without getting their feet wet. That is the ninja cats only weakness- they hate water. If you are ever chased by a ninja cat you will not realise it unless you are a ninja and if you are a ninja it is only that they want to learn from you that they chase you. But if a ninja tells you you are being chased by a ninja cat jump in the water and they wont get you.
[edit] Days in Their Life
Every Tuesday a ninja cat is born and every Wednesday ninja cats learns how to use shuriken. The ninja cats have always had shuriken hidden under their tongue so they learn how to use them one day after they are born.
[edit] Chuck Norris and the Cats
The first ninja cat learned all of its skills off Chuck Norris. Chuck did not teach all of his skills to the ninja cat just some but the ninja cat can now easily kick almost anyones arse (or face if they happen to be Billy Idol).
Remember never kick a ninja cat. If you do you will have to mess with all ninja cats and Chuck Norris. You do not want that for Chuck taught ninja cats the roundhouse kick and if you mess with them all ninja cats will give you a roundhouse and then Chuck Norris will deliver a killer roundhouse kick to you.
It is also well known that many ninja cats were associated with altair during the third crusade and helped him to assasinate his targets.
Altair's cat was taught by Chuck Norris
[edit] Music of the Ninja Cat
All ninja cats like the bands Tenacious D and The Offspring. They listen to those bands while killing you and or others. They also really like country music.
[edit] Their Goals
The ninja cats will someday take over the world. Be prepared for this or you will certainly die. If you are prepared for it there is only a 99.99% chance you will die. I most likely will be killed early in the onslaught because ninja cats are very reclusive. They don’t want the human race to know of their existence and revealing them to you has most likely marked me for dea...asiodsd3gi6heioh(connection lost)
[edit] FSM
The ninja cats are also strong pastafarians. This means that they worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They have all been touched by his noodly appendages.
[edit] Well known ninja cats
Tristan Gao Tiaran Donverto III is known for riding the world of evil ninja dogs and coming back from near death. His companion Austen Wang How Pepelu Tuversky IV was known for being awesome and visiting the 5th dimension.
