Nile (Band)

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Though one of the must violent and brutal metal groups know for their elaborate stage show. They are the only Stoner/sludge metal band to gain three successive top ten hits in both Sweden and the United Kingdomare known for their simple riffs and memorable hooks.

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Front man Sanders

edit Formation

Front man Colonel Sanders had previously played rhythm guitar in Greenway South Carolina beach boys covers band Morriah until he left in 1993 to pursue more Satanic interests. Purely by accident while practicing the dark arts one night Sanders accidentally summoned bassist and vocalist Christ Spires and son of nurgle/drummer Pietea Hammonura. Bound by his will Christ and Pietea helped to form Sander's next band Nile. Though lacking technical ability Nile soon became known for an entertaining and fun stage show including but not limited to: Sacrificing a rubber goat names Jefferson to Tlazticon the god of two dollar shops, channeling the ghost of Charlie Chaplin, prank calling the pope and ascending to demon prince form. Such antics became a hit in Greenway and soon news of Nile's performances spread right across South Carolina, being the only United States province to list its official religion as satanism, a good portion of the satanist population of America was based there and formed a large portion of Niles audience demographic.

edit Festivals of atonement

Niles debut album featured 7 songs and is testament to their early sound. The slowed down, simple riffs Nile are famous for are very present in this recording, in terms of its complexity there is no song on this album a baby couldn't play. However despite the mind numbing simplicity of their music Festivals was well received in the metal community, the third track Spawn of the super eternal blood corpse suffering due to a rather painful decision involving dark gods, 3.5 kilos of cheese and the diggy diggy doctor is listed by technical death metal drummer lars ulrich as one of his "All time favorite tunes, man". Other notable tracks include,Satanic journey through a really cold forest at 8:37 p.m on a saturday, blood glorious blood and It don't mean a thing (if it aint got that sin).

edit Suffering sins of the father passed onto the son through anal fluid of ultimate destruction as ordained by ashquba the eternal on his satanic majesties request 2 tour

After their debut Nile achieved commercial success, charting 7 u.s state top tens, they were invited by fellow sludge band Obituary to play on the international Suffering sins of the father passed onto the son through anal fluid of ultimate destruction as ordained by ashquba the eternal on his satanic majesties request 2 tour of '93. The exposure from the Suffering sins of the father passed onto the son through anal fluid of ultimate destruction as ordained by ashquba the eternal on his satanic majesties request 2 tour gained Nile an international following, however they were unable to capitalize on their gains from the Suffering sins of the father passed onto the son through anal fluid of ultimate destruction as ordained by ashquba the eternal on his satanic majesties request 2 tour as front man Colonel Sanders fell into a coma caused by a ritual summoning of secret herbs and spices. Nile would never again participate in an event to the scale of the Suffering sins of the father passed onto the son through anal fluid of ultimate destruction as ordained by ashquba the eternal on his satanic majesties request 2 tour.

edit Hiatus

Currently the band are on hiatus while undergoing attempts to restore front man Sanders soul to the body of a goat.

edit Legacy

Aside from Sanders own work in the fast food industry the influence of Nile is best summed up by this quote attributed to Lemmy Kilmiester:

“ What Nile really showed me, and the metal community at large, what they really put across to every body really, ya know, metal, as a genre, well it don't really need to be that fast and furious you know? You can slow it down, simplify it a bit, you've got to simplify it, it doesn't have to be all guitars going, Whyehwyehwyehwyeh, whilw the drums is goin', bumbadatissbumbadatiss, and the bass is going ya know, badadadadadadadadadum, and the vocals is going, RAHRAHRAH satan RAHRAHRAH satan satan RAHRAHRAH satan, and the other guitars goin', SCEWWWAHH EERRCCCHHH SCCCEERRRRRRR, and the third guitar goin', SCREWM DADADADA SCREWM DADADADA, and the back up vocalists goin', oohh wooo woo woo satan. Ya know? I dunno it really had a big influence on my career, slow and simple, thats what i like.”
~ Lemmy reflecting on the Suffering sins of the father passed onto the son through anal fluid of ultimate destruction as ordained by ashquba the eternal on his satanic majesties request 2 tour
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