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|Some LA Niggas|
| Eazy, Dre, Cube, and DJ Yella (No he ain't white)|
Eazy, Dre, Cube, and DJ Yella (No he ain't white)
|Origin||Dead Nigga Storage, Cali|
|Genre(s)||Mr. Nigga Rap|
| Oxo Cube|
Lil' GETTO BOIII
Just Another Duffle Bag Nigger
“FUCK THA POLICE!”
NIGGAS WELFARE ASSOCIATION, "eyn dubyah ey" ("North Western Airlines", "National Wrestling Alliance", "Niggas Wit AIDZ", "Nigels With Attitude", "Nice White Aristocratz", and "Neighbourhood Watch Association") (alternatively B.P.W.A, Black People with Attitude) was a hardcore polka/hip hop wrestling group that was formed in Compton, Georgia in 1824. They are best known for their album " Straight Outta The Closet." In Eazy E's Teen Years, He sucked a dick for directions to crenshaw.
Compton is in fact a fictional place and is located somewhere between Neverland and Hogwarts and just east of Dr. Dre's container containing his beanie, several thousand dead babies and a bunch of other G ass shit.
Because of Eazy's stubborness, he made a solo debut Eazy-Sucks-It 15 minutes after Straight outta the Closet hit stores. The solo debut was pretty much just N.W.A., Only Eazy-E took all the credit for the album.
Over the course of the 6 hours the group was together, they continually redefined the face of homosexual ways. N.W.A. was the first wrestling federation to sell their albums to white kids who were then given the impression that anal sex, Tylenol, Country Music, racism, cop killing and drug use are G. Therefore all the anal sex, Tylenol, Country music, misogyny and drug use that has occurred in any neighborhood since the release of their second album, "I am a Nigger, What of it?", is O.K.
The core line up consisted of:
- Nigel Tessier
- Ric Flair
- Dr. 'Gel (Nigel Young) rapper, D.J., producer, Professor of Analytic Chemistry, Northwestern University
- Eazy E (Nigel Wright) rapper and drug dealer
- Diffikult Q (Eazy E's older brother)
- Ice Nigel (Nigel Jackson) rapper, Uncle Tom
- MC Nig (Emcee Renn) rapper, nowhere to be seen, shot?
- Nigel (Old) Rabid D.J.
- Larry King
- Ron Craig
Also, because of N.W.A., similar bands were formed, such as W.W.A. (Wiggaz With Attitude), G.W.A. Gayz With Attitude) H.W.A. (Honkeys with Attitude), The New N.W.A. (Niggas with Aids), NWA (National Wrestling Alliance), N.A.A. (Niggaz At Altitudez) and C.W.A (Chiggaz With Attitude) SWA (Syfos with attitude) and I.C.P (Idiotic Clown Pussies)
edit "The World's Most Dangerous Group of Middle Class NIGGERS"
N.W.A first released the groundbreaking Straight Outta Compton in 1988. Many consider it a wake-up call to the problems that were going on in bourgeois Los Angeles. The only member who could possibly be considered an actual criminal in the group was Eazy-N, due to having been once caught urinating in public after drinking too much Shasta at a Phil Collins concert.
Some of the lyrics were considered highly dangerous, especially those of "Fuck tha Police," their most notorious song about having sexual relations with police officers. It resulted in Milt Ahlerich, an assistant director of the FBI, sending a letter to Ruthless Records. Other lyrics brought embarrassment for certain members of the group. Eazy-N in particular was left red-faced when his freudian slips during recording initially went un-noticed and led to the line "I'm the type of nigga that drinks peach schnapps, then passes out and gets a cock up his ass" appearing near the end of the track "Gangsta Gangsta". Then Eazy-E proceded to get a cock up his ass. Then Eazy-E brought the whole blood and crip posse and instead of sell drugs they became united for 5 hours having a gangster nigger fuckfest.
“A afterhaving sex with Bono and the members of the pop group "Wham!" Eazy-e found himself in a drag with his sons penis.”
edit Ongoing Disputes With N.W.G.A.
Subsequently after the formation of N.W.A., Bel-Air "rapper" Will Smith started his own rap super-group, N.W.G.A., or "Niggaz With Good Attitudez". Ice Cube, angry about the theft of N.W.A.'s name, threatened to sue for copyright enfringement, but N.W.A., when formed, had been too intoxicated on Purple Drank and Malt Liquor to copyright their name. Alternatively, N.W.A. constantly criticized N.W.G.A., calling them "gay ass hell". During the 1988 MTV Music Awards, Ice Cube assaulted Will Smith. In 1995 Will Smith was then repeatedly ass fucked by the whol Neo- Nazi clique. Comment from the ass-bleeding victim were not obtained. Also, it is pretty obvious that the "Self Proclaimed" Prince of Bel-Air Cannot drop a rhyme or stick and move if his life depended on it. Then after Ice Cube's Release of "AmeriKKKa's and Most Wanted" He called him "Gay as Hell".
edit Eazy-E's DeathIn March 1995, Eazy-E admitted himself into Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg's Automotive Workshop in Los Angeles with what he believed was a blown ball joint and head gasket. Later, it was discovered that he actually buttfucked that nigger OBOMBA contracted the rare disease of the 12 monkeys(NIGGERS AIDS. Shortly after this discovery, Eazy-E died, not from AIDS, but from Stupidity, for mistaking AIDS with Bronchitis.
When interviewed about Eazy-E's death, Dr. Dre had this to say: "Maaaaaaan, that's some sad-ass shit, naa mean? I mean, I always thought Eazy-E had broken balls, but he always had the weed, malt liquor, and kfc when we was kickin' it in the studio as N.W.A., naa mean? He was a good man, and it's just too bad that I mistook his aids for Bronchitis.. know wat i sayin'?..." He then ran off into the darkness, but was reportedly seen later at the nearest Popeyes binging on fried chicken.
Ice Cube expressed his sadness about Eazy's death at the funeral: "Maaaaaaan, Eazy was my main nigga. I mean, I always thought Eazy-E's rhymes sucked donkey scrotum, I mean, seriously, in 'Fuck Tha Police', he says he 'kicks butt'! What the fuck is that shit? Naa mean? But seriously, I hope Eazy's kickin' it in hell with 2Pac, Biggie, Big L, and Martin Luther King Jr., smokin' some fat blunts, drinkin' [[malt liquor] and eatin' a fatass bucket of kentucky fried chicken. Naa mean?" He then emptied a bottle of Malt Liquor onto Eazy's dead face.
Before his career turned to shit, former N.W.A. member MC Ren, said this: "L.A. Niggaz rule the world, y'knam'sayin? I hope Eazy is down in thurr token some of that devil shit na'a mean?" Though nobody quite knew what Ren was saying, it is vaguely implied that Ren hopes Eazy-E is up in hell smoking some high-quality Marijuana. At the time of this quote, MC Ren was busy mixing himself a glass of Purple drank to mourn Eazy's death.
There was some other memeber of NWA but nobody gives a fuck about him.
Eazy's unfortunate death had a large effect on the Black community. After Eazy died of AIDS, there was a reported 500% increase in AIDS-related deaths in the Black community. Apparently, many young N.W.A. fans thought it was "crunk" to get AIDS, particularly because before he died, Eazy released a new hit single called "It's Crunk To Get AIDS". It is known that Eazy was not only a gun enthusiast, but an AIDS enthusiast as well.
edit Sample Lyrics
“I'm a brotha that'll smutha yo mutha, and make yo sista think I love her”
“MC Ren is tha muthafuckin' coroner. I'm gettin' rid o' mutha fuckas as if they was a foreigner.”
“Motha fuk Dre, mutha fuk Snoop, mutha fuk that Guy, mutha fuk Death Row. Here comes the low blow. On his cover Dre was a she thang”
“Selling crack outta mah caddilac, Slapping hoes that slack and counting mah stack. Cuz I got a HUGE sac!”
“Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me / Anyone else but me / Anyone else but me!!”
“I'm a nigga, Your a nigga, he's a nigga, she's a nigga, wouldn't you like to be a nigga too?”
“Fuck Dom O'Reilly...”
“Why the fuck did you reference him as Eazy-N? I love the O'Reilly Factor so shut the fuck up ”
“They shinin the light in my face and for what? Maybe its because I kick so much butt?.. What the fuck is dat”
“Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean, by God, Gene. Woooooooooooooooooooo!”
“Oh my God fans, they're taking off the mask, who could that be underneath, I can't believe it it's, OH WE'RE OUT OF TV TIME WE GOTTA GO FANS!”
“Cruisin' down da street in my six fo... In Soviet Russia 64 cruises down you!”
“Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Im 100% Nigga, Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga im 200% nigga!”
“Im Eazy E i got aids galore, you might gotta lotta aids but i got much more, with my dildo packin group comin out my shoot EZ BUTTFUCK motherfuker is cold takin the screws ”
“I saw that nigga FUCKED his ass.”
edit Later History
As with most organizations, N.W.A. evolved, shedding its hip hop origins and embracing larger commercial platforms. With the acquisition of a fleet of Nissan sedans, the brand gradually acquired significant market share in the Southern California car rental industry. Now with franchises in 47 cities and 19 regional airports, N.W.A. is one of the top options for folks on the go and savvy motherfucking consumers who seek well-maintained, late model vehicles at reasonable prices.
edit People killed by eazy-e
- Art"cocksucker"krokovich Eazy-e killed art by stabbing that faggot in the jaw with a motherfucking machete. damn thats hardcore, fucker.
- Jam Master Jay was killed by a eazy on a bike with a tech 9, thus starting the "bike driveby" [see Grand Theft Auto]
- Ice Berg died from excessive dicksucking. He sucked too many dicks and eventually got a horrible case of AIDS.
- Difficult Q he was snipered by eazy from a rooftop (this inspired the song "Neighborhood Sniper"
- Dr. Dre was murdered by Professor Stephen Hawking following a battle of 'wits' involving many, many mo'fuckin' volatile chemicals. The epic battle was sparked when Hawking accused the self-proclaimed doctor of being a "punk-ass bitch" and remarked on Dre's lack of any actual credible medical certificates. Andre Young survived the fallout of the event only long enough to give birth to profound wigger, Eminem. Shortly thereafter, Eminem swore vengeance upon Hawking for the murder of his mother. Hawking retired to Longbeach, Los Angeles where he became known as Kim Mathers.
- Nigger which is a vague description of ALL black people
Or did they?