Nig Jr.
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Nig Jr. was a morning and afternoon block of the now cancelled network, Niggerlodeon. Nig Jr. was a spinoff of the Nickelodeon block of programming, Nick Jr. and was concentrated on stupid little kids who would get hooked on dumb kiddie shows like they would on candy. It was introduced when Nigger parents suggested that all kiddie networks were too racist and concentrated on white kids and not enough on being gangsta. It was highly controversial on the fact that even white kids began watching and became more gangsta and they themselves became wiggers, which is what sucky uncool white parents don't want.
The block ran from 1995 until the end of Niggerlodeon in 2007.
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[edit] List of Programs on Nig Jr.
Nig Jr. was known as a "channel fo future gangstas" and featured shows more aggressive about racism and Black-White supremacy. The most highly rated shows being Black's Clues, and dora the extortionist.
[edit] Black's Clues
Steve Burns left Blue's Clues at 2002 and joined Nig Jr. to make a more intense racist view for kiddies as Burns himself was anti-racist. Despite his anti-racism, he agreed to be the self-important racist host of Black's Clues who always tries to get rid of Black because he (supposedly) hates niggers espacially animals that are nigger. His appearance as Steve attracted many loyalist kids who liked his Steve character in Blue's Clues which is a main reason for many white kids tuning in to Nig Jr. at the time.
The show would always start with Steve saying "I hate blacks!". Black would then pop out of nowhere to annoy Steve. Steve would then start chasing Black with his tagline "I hate niggas!!!". Black would then lose Steve and Steve would ask "Where's that damn Biatch?". Black would then jump out into the screen and put a Black paw print on the screen signaling the game. Black would again rush out and Steve would then trip on Black and state that he hates this game. The rest would be up to the writers. Among the reccurring clues that appear on the show are things like an afro wig that Steve would always throw out the window after finding. FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK It can also be noted that the walls of their house frequently have grafitti made by Black that always say things against the original Blue character and Steve would always have to clean using a dirty toothbrush while constantly saying "I hate niggas!!!". Among the reccurring characters in the house (that Steve hates) would include an annoying side table drawer that's high on heroin that supplies Steve with heroin, a salt shaker and a pepper shaker that constantly argue about a bastard Paprika shaker baby that both parents disclaim to be the legitimate parent of, and an annoying mail box that is constantly doing his Seth Green impression and would keep singing out of tune and gets thrown out of the house by Steve in every episode. The end of each show would always feature Steve blowing up the house but doesn't kill Black and Steve would then continue chasing Black throughout the credits shouting vulgar anti-nigger qoutes that would be purposely censored for comedic reasons.
[edit] Dora the Gangsta
Dora the Gangsta, like all Nig Jr. programs, feature intense emphasis on racism. Dora is a colombian gangsta wannabe who is hated by the niggers because of being friends with a white monkey, Boots. She speaks Spanish slang most of the time usually vulgar words like "Pendejo," meaning asshole. She is known to sell cocaine and other drugs. Most of the time, Dora is out on an adventure in the ghetto to do random things for random people. Most episodes feature Dora trying to be cool with niggas when their around failing badly everytime. Reccuring Characters include a stupid backpack that keeps Dora's drugs and is most of the time high from repeatedly bringing out and then swallowing again all of its contents. A map that resides in Dora's backpack is also annoying and would repeatedly appear high due to Dora's drug supply. Map constantly complains about being stuck inside the backpack stating that no one wants to know what its like to be in there. In all episodes, Dora and Boots need to consult Map because their stupid kiddie show minds got high and lost their short-term memory, Map would repeatedly give them wrong directions because of being high and all of them end up getting thrown into a dumpster by rival gangstas. DickSucka is an agent sent by the columbian drug Cartel to constantly bother Dora and make her life miserable by stealing money that Dora and Boots would conveniently find on the ground (which would happen every episode) that would have made them rich, and also sucking her vagina. The reason for this was revealed to be because Dora refuses to pay back the Cartel where she smuggles he drugs from. Every episode would end with Boots dying because of random reasons and Dora would start to smoke pot. At the end of one episode though, Boots was not killed and was instead sold for drugs by Dora.Tup hen her monkey boots came back and robbed that little hood rat. Dora then went to find that damn monkey and kill hid little white ass, and gat her drugs back. Dora met boots with her posse of big ass niggers to kill the high little monkey. She got her posse of gang rapists to butt fuck the monkey to death. They succeeded. Dora then got her drugs back, paid the niggas, but they robbed her killed her, then took her drugs whick they later overdosed on
[edit] Hoodrats
Every episode of the the Rugrats miscolored to make all the characters Niggers. All the characters, including the black ones had black people redo their voices.
[edit] The Nigglets
A show about a girl from Africa high on Acid that thinks koalas are talking to her. The koalas normally talk about how living it up to welfare is the way to go, through educational rap meant for little nigglets and its like . The koalas do not have an Australian accent although they're from australia, instead, they have a very good ebonics dialect they use very wisely while rapping. The show is mainly intented to cultivate important skills in children (such as how to properly use drugs and how to rap). The show normally ends by raping the black chick while she's stil high on acid while nourishiring the importance of wearing a condom when raping random hoes to avoid various STDs. This show has been rated 4 out of 5 on the New York Time's entertainment block.
[edit] Ruby G and DMX
2 mad niggers that can't count go on a whitey killing spree. Many viewers who watch the show have been reported to die in seven days, although it does not affect its high ratings. One famous quote from Ruby G is "Man, this white bitchass ain't suckin' it right." when a member of the audience give Ruby G a blowjob. Ruby G was arrested on the next day while driving to work. During his arrest he screamed "Man, itz caus i a nigga, if i ain't was white, i get away with speeding." On court day of September 69, 2053, his most famous words that shook the world were "alright, now itz on!" Made the judge prosecute him of petty theft. He was sentenced to death roll and is buried next to King Henry. DMX had to continue the show without the lovable nigger, but was later cancelled when he was speeding in LA and charge with death roll. The show was gaven a ratin of 3.5 out of 10 from game informer.
[edit] The Nigga Pets
Three pets from a School for black kids break out and commit crimes all over town.
Jamal Neutron Is a crack head muthafucka who is an habitual crack chain smoker. This muthafuck hangs around these two other friends who snort cocaine, mushrooms and start imagining shit. Joined later by Jamal Neutron who high as fuck builds machines while high.
[edit] Wow! Wow! Niggzy!
A kiddie show about a little nigger animal who learns what it's like to live the nigger life. His two best friends are Wigget the fatass wigger who uses tools to smoke coke, and WallDigger da pimpin' smartass who's high.
[edit] Nigga Nigga Island
A bunch of kids do play with a little nigger frog, which teaches nigger children about bein a gangsta with subliminal messages
