Nicki Minaj

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“I SAID FUCK YOU STUPID HOE YEAH FUCK YOU STUPID HOE”
~ Nicki Minaj on haters
Secret Black Barbie Project, more commonly referred to as Nicki Minaj, is considered as the greatest role model alive for children. Originally planned as an alternative to armor thanks to her abnormal yet very large figure, some kind of "rapper" decided to shift focus of Minaj towards a younger target audience with the hope of even turning <insert name here> into a Minaj-type. While a select few critics have described her music as rap, most have described it as shit.
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Origin

Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber

Proof that anyone can get laid, it's a lessies' kind oof love.

During the recession, sales of sex toys were declining hence giving Mattel no choice but to "reinvent" the product. By reinventing, it was thought they could unleash a new type of craze on the world consisting of silicone, a cutdown on clothing and most of all, sex appeal. As for who would be the "test subject", they found some black chick with exactly what they were looking for and given that she thinks she's some kind of Barbie, she was the best match for this project. The next step was to find the worst name possible that could resemble anything close to that of a whore, thus Nicki Minaj was born. The plan worked perfectly with sex increasing by 500%, wanking going up by 750% and most of all, everybody was getting in on the action.

Musical career

As sex toys starting selling again, Minaj had to find something else to make money and sodomise the commoner. Her presence had spread rapidly after throwing out inspiring lyrics such as, "You a stupid hoe!" and appealing titles such as "Super Bass". However, some people find her lyrics to be underwhelming especially when compared to her sex appeal whilst others fail to give a flying fuck.

She even used her music career to capitalise on her past as a "human" sex object. One notable instance was teaming up with some guy named Big Sean to talk about her large behind asset and to top it off the title of the song was styled as "A$$", knowing her ass would bring in a near-unlimited amount of cash.
Nicki Minaj

Prostitution and a music career make you look like this.

Minaj and her polarizing lyrics have been so effective that Lil' Kim decided to go the Uncyclopedia approach to copying an album by calling it Black Friday. Unfortunately for her noone actually gave a shit what anyone thought as they're the same in ability however you see them and should both be sent to Guantanamo Bay for an indefinite holiday of a lifetime where they can reconcile. Then unfortunately for us, President Hussein Osama closed the place down so now we're stuck with both of them, giving Minaj something else to diss about.

Discography

Albums

  1. Pink Friday
  2. Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded
  3. Pink Friday: Fuck you stupid hoe
  4. Blue Waffle
  5. Fink Priday
  6. You a stupid hoe!
  7. I'm a stupid hoe! The Greatest Hits!

Singles

If albums weren't enough then she has singles too. Advanced warning: they are catchy enough to make you wank non-stop!

  1. Moment 4 Life
  2. Check it Out (feat. Will.i.am)
  3. Girls Fall Like Dominoes
  4. I love anal sex (feat. Rihanna)
  5. Give Me All Your Luvin' (with Madonna)
  6. Beauty and a Jailbait (feat. Justin Bieber)
  7. Dat dick beat me
  8. Hey Kanye, I'm real happy for you and imma let you finish but Kim Kardashian doesn't have the biggest ass of all time...I do.
  9. My audible autobiography
  10. Fuck my tits
  11. Fuck my plastic cellulite ass
  12. You all stupid hoes!

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