Jonesy Laysing, also known as
Dick Jonass Nick Jonas, is a Yugoslavian guitar player, singer, inventor of Poop Pop Music, guitarist, cheese collector, world record holder for best hair, guitarist, and once had plastic surgery after riding a skateboard. He is the least gay out of the Jonas Brothers. His cell phone number is rumored to be 317-747-1536. He is also a national cheese collector. He is Yugoslavian. (or is he Croation?) To all those Nick lovers, he made up all that information about himself, because he thinks you're gullable.
We do not know where in the U.S. he had lived. Many people say "Oh, he's from Guam." but he's not. Guam has nothing to do with the U.S. OR Israel.
Yes, all the nice males hate this guy, but give him a little, and ONLY a little respect. All the girls could scream "Oh my god! Nick's the best!" Don't do that. That's TOO much respect. I know you can relate to that. Nick is in his closet right now, and would not come out. Reports say he has become a terrorist; a major threat.
Nicholas Jerry "Nick" Jonas (born September 16, 1992) is an American singer-songwriter, musician and actor best known as one of the Jonas Brothers, a pop-rock band he formed with his brothers Joe and Kevin. The Jonas Brothers originally started as an attempted solo singing career for Nick, but the record producer liked the sound when his brothers sang backup for him. He previously starred in the Disney Channel original series JONAS L.A. as Nick Lucas, alongside his brothers. He also starred in the Disney Channel original movie Camp Rock and Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam. He formed the band Nick Jonas & The Administration, which released its first album in 2010.
Jonas was born in Dallas, Texas. His mother, Denise (née Miller), is a former sign language teacher and singer, and his father, Paul Kevin Jonas, Sr., is a songwriter, musician, and former ordained minister at an Assemblies of God church. He was raised in Wyckoff, New Jersey and homeschooled by his mother. Nick is of Italian (from a great-grandfather), German, Irish, English, Cherokee, and French-Canadian descent.
Jonas was diagnosed with Type I diabetes at the age of thirteen and wears an OmniPod insulin pump to help him manage his condition. He has developed the Change for the Children Foundation. Partnering with five different charities, their goal is to raise money and awareness for diabetes. He also developed a public service announcement with the Washington Nationals to support diabetes care at Children's National Medical Center in Washington, D.C.
Since August 6, 2008, Bayer Diabetes Care has partnered with Jonas as a diabetes ambassador to promote the idea for young people to manage their diabetes. Jonas testified in the U.S. Senate to promote more research funding for the condition.
Singer and actress Miley Cyrus has stated that she dated Jonas from June 2006 to December 2007. Cyrus claimed they were "in love" and began dating soon after they first met.
After meeting with Jonas and hearing the song, "Please Be Mine", written and performed by the brothers, Daylight/Columbia Records decided to sign the three as a group act. After being signed to Columbia, the brothers considered naming their group "Sons of Jonas" before settling on the name "Jonas Brothers."
It's About Time, the brothers' first album was released on August 8, 2006. According to the band's manager, it was only a "limited release" of a little over 50,000 copies. Because Sony was not interested in further promoting the band, the Jonas Brothers considered switching labels. The band was ultimately dropped by Columbia Records in early 2007.
After shortly being without a label, the Jonas Brothers signed with Hollywood Records in February 2007. Around the same time, brothers began appearing in commercials for Baby Bottle Pops, singing the jingle. Their self-titled second album, Jonas Brothers, was released on August 7, 2007. It reached number five on the Billboard 200 chart in its first week. It has since sold over three million copies worldwide.
The Jonas Brothers' third studio album, A Little Bit Longer, was released in the United States on August 12, 2008. It sold over 2 million copies worldwide. The Jonas Brothers were listed number 9 on the richest pop acts of 2008.
edit Trip to Luxembourg
Fed up with being a Jonas Brother, he took a
vacation trip to Luxembourg. He bought the entire country with only $1 in the U.S. currency. (It was so small!) He did not want anyone, not even you, to know about it, so he never went there again. I'm serious!
edit Hollywood Life
“He's not the weakest link, he's the God of Po(o)p!”
Nick moved officially to Hollywood. He appears on Oprah in almost every one of her episodes. He tries to demonstrate to her that impossible things are possible. Oprah thinks he's nuts, but he thinks he's great.
And Nick is great. During the Kids Choice Awards 2009, host Dwayne Johnson tried to summon the Slime God. Nick was actually given the key of G. (for green.) After singing "Love Bug", a huge explosion in green slime happened at the KCA. It flooded the whole theater.
Nick stars in a TV show with Joe and Kevin. The TV show is called "Jonas". The plot of the first episode is that Nick breaks up with the band.
In 2007, ABC hosted the special "How Nick Jonas came to be". Turd Fergason interviews Nick and Nick talks the night away with the history of himself.
Yes that young boy Nick jonas, He's very good at writing lyrics.. Just listen to these lyrics.. "I never trust a dog to watch my food And I like to use to the word "dude" As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective" GENIUS! -Sir Paul Mccartney.
In 2005, Nick Jonas married Selena Gomez. They have a 38 year age difference, but they don't care. They went to McDonalds for their honeymoon, and ordered a happy meal; in the process, receiving a he-man action figure toy.. A year later, in 2006, they bought a cheap country house in the city.
edit Wilde Scandal
2 years after getting married with Gomez, Nick had left to Scandinavia to shoot a movie, Horton Hears a Who. Nick had immediately noticed one of the extras, Olivia Wilde. Nick had fallen in love. Although Wilde was already married to Oscar Wilde, Nick had a crazy crush on her so Nick had decided to take control. Nick had took Olivia to his hotel room. Olivia gladly went along, not knowing Nick's crazy scheme. Once they started becoming friends, Nick had started stripping Olivia.
"I went shirt first, bra, jeans, then panties" ~ Nick Jonas
Olivia thought he was playing the board game, Apples to Apples, but she was incorrect. Olivia had been raped by Nick. Nick didn't know about the cameras in the hotel suite. He also wasn't familiar with Oscar Wilde working at La Quinta Inn, where Nick was staying. Oscar had immediately called the police to arrest Nick. Nick was taken to a Mental Asylum.
When Gomez found out, she immediately bailed him out due to the fact that she was madly in love with him.
Nick had immediately lost interest in Gomez, and when Gomez found out, she became a lesbian and found a girlfriend. Of course, all of America knew, but Nick was too busy trying to make a condom with ham to listen to the news. Gomez had stayed with Nick to get half of the money he makes.
While Selena was geting used to things, Nick got a huge dog! They named him Bob, how random! He was a mutt, a mix of Black Lab, Yellow Lab, German Shepard, White German Shepard, Jack Russel Terrior, Hound Dog, and Male Poodle.Nick Jonas got this Dog because he missed Kevin Jonas. He needed something to remind him of his brother.
edit HairNick Jonas is known for having the best hair of all time. The runner up for the best hair ever was John Travolta. If you talk about how great Nick's hair is, John Travolta would come to your house and kick you. But don't worry, he won't do anything if you talk about Chuck Norris's hair! So true. The prices for oil are getting higher and higher because he is putting it all in his hair. (litterally.) Osama Bin Laden demanded Nick to stop putting all the gasoline oil through his hair, because Saudi Arabia is all desert. He was under arrest, but he ran away when the dumb Iraqi police wasn't looking.
The Jonas family got very broke after Nick fell for a nigerian scam online. Selena got so angry at Nick that she took Nicky(Their daughter), Bob (Their dog), and her girlfriend (Demi Lovato) to move to Canada. --- Nick was so enraged that tragicly, he sold his hair on Ebay.. And then Selena also got enraged, because he sold his hair for $3. They now live a bad life in the Central African Republic.