Nick Clegg

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“Nick Clegg? Who the fuck is he?!”

~ Nick Clegg's mother on Nick Clegg

Nick "Who?" Clegg is a fictional character played by David Cameron, and is the leader of the Liberal Democrats.

Unbeknownst to the gullible British nation and political sphere, David Cameron is in fact the first person in modern history to have simultaneously led two British political parties. His plan is to sabotage the party, and now he has become leader, will soon deploy a plan for the party to self-destruct.

[edit] Strategy F

David Cameron has developed a third fictional political character in a Labour cabinet minister, David Milliband. His plan is to lead the Labour party in this character after Gordon Brown, and become leader of all three major parties in the British House of Commons.

His goal is then to destruct both the Labour Party and the Liberal Democrats in order to ensure a Tory victory at the next general election. Strategy F, as it is named by Conservative Central Office, had to be chosen because the other strategies required the British public to elect the Conservatives in an honest way, which research shows is no longer a political possibility. Consequently, any opposition had to be infiltrated and eliminated. Even with no political opposition, there are still doubts that the Conservatives will be able to obtain a majority at the next general election.

Although nobody in the public seems to have noticed the illusion yet, many are noticing distinct similarities between the looks, the dialogue and the political ideas of Cameron and Clegg. Would people really think that Conservatives are that desperate for power to resort to this, though? Surely not!!??