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This article has been translated into newspeak to better prepare the public for the 2050 ushering out of oldspeak. anteoldspeakful file speakwritewise changed prolefeed. verify oceaniaful 12.01.150 dayorder upsub newspeak. bb watch fullwise.


“Crimethink”
~ Benjamin Franklin on Constitution
“Minitrue make noob unperson fullwise.”
~ Minitrue on Noob
“In Eurasia, unperson become YOU!”
~ Eurasian Reversal on Winston
“Eastasia doubleplusgood allwise”
~ bb on dayorder
“Eastasia doubleplusungood allwise”
~ bb on doublethink
emmanuel goldstein unperson is doubleplusungood doer. is unreacharounder. is unlubricator antedoing. emmanuel goldstein unperson uncall doer postdoing.”
~ Oscar Wilde on emmanuel goldstein unperson
Newspeak

Time, doubleplusgoodpaper in Newspeak

Newspeak, Oceanian speak, oldspeak remade fullwise. Party make newspeak, remake newspeak, remake newspeak. Party use newspeak in Times, recs, papers, etc. Party req members use newspeak, speak newspeak, write newspeak, think newspeak. BB doubleplusreq members use newspeak. Party uncare proles. Proles speak oldspeak, duckspeak to newspeakers. Newspeakfuluse is ex of goodthink. Member use newspeak oft with party and BB.

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Newspeakfulaim keep goodthink and undo crimethinks. Newspeakuse make plentfuler goodthinkers and unmake plentfuler crimethinkers. Newspeak unspeak crimethink. Crimethinkfulwrds unis newspeak or is malrep. Newspeak is speak pos unplentfulwrds (est. 400 wrds or unplenter)


Newspeakfulorder

(oldspeak: grammar)

partwrds

(oldspeak: part of speech)

  • Namewrds

(Oldspeak: nouns)

In Newspeak, namewrds show name. Namewrds wrk centerthing, doedthing, and becthing. Forex, movefulbio (oldspeak: animal) is namewrd, proles is namewrd, party is namewrd, BB is namewrd (and is doubleplusgoodnamewrd)

  • In collectfulwrds, namewrds center. Centerwrd (oldspeak: subject) act center. Centerwrd do doedwrd.
  • ex: BB watch you. (namewrds wrk centerwrd)
  • In collectfulwrds, namewrds wrk doedwrd (oldspeak: object) Doedwrds act uncenter. Doedwrd doed centerwrd.
  • ex: Miniluv remake crimethinkers (namewrd wrk centerwrd (Miniluv) and doedwrd (crimethinkers)
  • In collectfulwrds, namewrds wrk becwrd (oldspeak: complement) Becwrds act becer. Becwrd beced centerwrd.
  • ex: Goldstein bec unperson (namewrds wrk centerwrd (Goldstein) and becwrd (unperson)
  • Threeful namewrd is: A namewrd, B namewrd, C namewrd.
  • A namewrd is easy namewrd. Ex of A namewrd is face, eye, nose, choco, tea, cig.
  • B namewrd is uneasy namewrd. B namewrd oft think with party. Forex, Ingsoc, goodthink, crimethink, doublethink, pax, slave, power is B namewrd
  • C namewrd is plusuneasy namewrd. C namewrd unplent. Forex, chemistry, artsem.
  • Namerefs

(Oldspeak: pronouns)

In newspeak, namerefs ref antenamewrds. Ex of namewrds is I, We, You, They, Comrade, It. I is me. We is us, or party. You is you, oft comrade. They is them, or oft enemies. Comrade is members unis me and unis you. It is oft unpersonfulbios, forex proles. Is used allwise to show eqfuldeg.

  • In Newspeak, me unoft used. Me oft used show posdeg, forex meful.
  • Samefulorder wrks to you, them, comrade, it.
  • In Newspeak, "He" unoft used, unand unless unused, oft ref BB.
  • ex: BB command party. He is party (he used ref BB)
  • In Newspeak, "She" unwrd. Use comrade
  • ex: She comrade withpartyful
  • In Newspeak, "You" unoft used to act centewrd. Unand, you oft used to act doedwrd, or becwrd.
  • ex: BB watch you (you used to act doedwrd)
  • Eqfuller

(oldspeak: be verbs)

In Newspeak, equfuller show eqfuldeg. Eqfuller oft join centerwrd and becwrd. "be" is unwrd in Newspeak. Am, was, were, will be, has been, had been , will have been, is being, was being, will be being is unwrds samewise. "is" is onefulwrd show eqfuldeg. So, I is, We is, They is, Comrade is, and It is. Eqfuller uneq ununless use un-. Forex, I unis proles is I is unproles, or I is partymember. Bec unoft show eqfuldeg. bec unis eqfuller, unand act equfuller

  • In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused. Forex, in three slogans, unpax pax, unslave slave, uncare care. is unused
  • In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused when centerwrd and becwrd is and only is.
  • In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused show doededdeg. Forex, you watched by BB, unis you is watched by BB
  • In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused unless undo meaning
  • Doer

(oldspeak: verbs)

In Newspeak, doers show act. Forex, go is doer. Know doer unchange fig. Forex, BB undo crimethinks, un undoes crimethinks. Doers unhave antenowthink and postnowthink. So, doers is easy.

  • In Newspeak, eqfuller ex of doer. eqfuller unused with doers allwise.
  • In Newspeak, doers join centerwrd to doedwrd. Doedwrd bec centerwrd and centerwrd bec doedwrd. Doeders used doeers unused.
  • In Newspeak, threeful doer is: A doer, B doer, C doer.
  • A doer show easy act. A doer used oft. Ex of A doer is go, move, eat, wrk.
  • B doer show uneasy act. B doer used oft, unand. Ex of B doer is goodthink, with, luv.
  • C doer show doubleplusuneasy act. C doer used doubleplusunoft. Ex of C doer is artsem
  • Doeds

(oldspeak: passive verb)

In Newspeak, doeds show thing doed by otherwrd. Doeds UNIS acters. Make doeds is make doers antenowthinkwise. Unand, it is unby make doers antenowthinkwise in oldspeak. It is by use ed, allfullwise.

  • In Newspeak, eqfuller unused show doeds. Doeds act onewise.
  • In Newspeak, doeds oft used when centerwrd bec becwrd and becwrd bec centerwrd
  • Namefix

(oldspeak: adjectives)

In Newspeak, namefix fix namewrds. Forex, good is namewrdfix. Namefix add power by add plus- or doubleplus-. Namefix undo power by add un-, plusun-, or doubleplusun-. forex, ungood unis good. plusungood unis plusgood. doubleplusungood unis doubleplusgood

  • In Newspeak, namefix make wrd or make wrdparty.
  • Ex of namefix make wrd is goodperson (good + person), goodthink (good + think), crimethink (crime + think)
  • In Newspeak namefix unoft, unand used twowise.
  • In Newspeak, namefix made by add -ful post namewrds.
  • Ex of namewrdfulnamefix is partyful (party + ful), BBful (BB + ful), oneful (one + ful).
  • In Newspeak, threefulnamefix is: A, B, and C namefixes
  • A namefixes is easy namefixes. Show easyacts. Ex of A namefixes is good
  • B namefixes is uneasy namefixes. Show partyacts. Ex of B namefixes is withpartyful
  • C namefixes is doubleplusuneasy namefixes. Show chemacts. Ex of C namefixes is artsemful
  • Allfix

(oldspeak: adverb)

In Newspeak, allfix fix namefix, doers, and allfix. allfix is by add -wise. forex, goodwise is allfix. In Miniluv undo crme fullwise, fullwise is allfix fix undo. Unand, allfix unfix namewrds. forex, fullwise person is malrep. fullful person or full person is true.

  • In Newspeak, allfix made by add -wise post namefix or namewrds.
  • Ex of -wisewise allfix is goodwise, partywise, onewise, allwise, fullwise, speedwise.
  • Joiners

(oldspeak: connectives)

In Newspeak, joiners join wrds. forex, and and unand join wrds. ex of joiners is and, or.

  • In Newspeak, jointers oft unused when write wrds and wrds.
  • Ex: BB luv outerpartymembers, innerpartymembers, and goodthinkers.
  • In Newspeak, unand doubleplusunoft unused when write wrds unand wrds.

Nowthink

(Oldspeak: present tense) Newspeak is easyspeak. In newspeak, unnow unis. In newspeak, now is onefulthink. Forex, BB wanted is malrep. BB want is true bc antenow unis. BB will want unis true. BB want is true bc postnow unis. So, BB want members use newspeak in nowthink onewise and allwise.

  • Make antethink is uneasy. Unand, unis doubleplusuneasy. Add ante- ante doers.
  • Antethink used only for BB and rectifications.
  • Make posethink is uneasy. Unand, unis doubleplusuneasy. Add post- post doers.
  • Postthink used only for BB command

collectfulwrds

(oldspeak: sentence) Collectfulwrds is wrds collected. Collectfulwrds collected by add bigeye, ".". Collectfulwrds wrk onewise.

  • In Newspeak collectfulwrds is fourwise
  • C + D
  • Ex: BB go
  • C + E + B
  • Ex: Goldstein is unperson
  • C + D + De
  • Ex: BB watch you
  • C + D + De + DeB
  • Ex: BB assign crimethink unluvful.

Ingsoc

Ryugyong hotel

Ingsoc Minitrue HQ, Airstrip 1

Unpax pax

Unslave slave

Unknow power

True, doubleplusgood. Bellyfeel fullwise. Uncabal cabal.

Members

  1. 2,000,798 Inner - the Party.
  2. 28,600,000 Outer - workers.
  3. 170,000,000 proles - unmembers, movefulbios.

Innerpartymembers pos doubleplusgood rat, doubleplusgood choco, doubleplusgood tea, doubleplusgood viccof, and doubleplusgood viccig. Innerpartymembers pos power - innerpartymembers pos power on persons. Innerpartymembers unoft undo telescreen. Innerpartymembers is doubleplusgoodthinkers allwise. They doubleplusunoft crimethink. Innerpartymembers wrk uneasywise luv outerpartymembers. Miniluvfulinnerpartymembers wrk uneasywise remake crimethinkers.

Outerpartymembers pos rat, choco, tea, viccof, and viccig. Outerpartymembers is unpowerfuler to innerpartymembers - outerpartymembers pos unpower on persons. Outerpartymembers unundo telescreen allwise. Outerpartymembers is oft goodthinkers, unand unoft crimethinkers. Unand, plentful crimethinkers is outerpartymembers. They req luv. They req BB.`BB luv them. BB unluv them

Proles pos no rat, plusungood choco, plusungood tea, plusungood cof, and plusungood cig. Proles is doubleplusunpowerful - proles pos doubleplusunpower on thing. Proles unpos telescreen. Proles is ungoodthinker, unand oft crimethinkers. BB do not luv proles. Proles is movefulbios.

Minis

Miniplent prod things. Miniplent feed innerpartymembers, outerpartymembers, and proles. Miniplenty prod rat, things. Miniplent make Oceania doubleplusplentful. Miniplent grow Oceania. On fourful month, chocorat added by 20g.

Mini true

Minipax keep pax. Minipax make doubleplusspeedwise gun, doubleplusplentful gunammos, doubleplusfloatful floating fortresses, soldiers, military. Minipax is doubleplusspeedwise. Minipax is doublepluspowerful. Minipax unluv Eurasia. Eurasia is enemy. Eastasia is unungoodland - Eastasia is ally.

Minitrue keep true. Minitrue work uneasy keep trueful recs. Minitrue unoft err. Minitrue rectify plusungood malreps. Miniluv rectify doubleplusungood malreps ref unpersons. Minitrue write "Times". Minitrue make prolefeed.

Miniluv keep luv. Miniluv wrk uneasy keep goodthink. Miniluv stop crimethink. Miniluv is doubleplusgoodcrimestopper. Miniluv remake crimethinkers luv BB. Miniluvfulmembers luv crimethinkers and cure crimethinkers.

BB

(oldspeak): Big Brother. doubleplusgoodperson. BB is center of party. BB luv party, members. BB luv goodproles. BB feed minis, party, proles. BB unapprove Emmanuel Goldstein and unbook (ref unbook) BB command Minis and party. BB undie. BB unold. BB allundful. BB watch you.

thinkpol

(oldspeak): thoughtpolice. doubleplusgood speedwise crimestopper. undo crimethinks fullwise and speedwise. ref miniluv.

Crime

Intelithink unwith Ingsoc.

ref Crimethink

Blackwhite

Duckspeak

Doublethink:

  1. Doubleplusgood speak. Newthinkers duckspeak, bellyfeel Ingsoc.
  2. Doubleplusungood speak. Oldthinkers duckspeak, unbellyfeel Ingsoc.

Doublethink

Doublethink, doublepluswithpartyfulthink, is two unwithful thinks onewise. Doublethink ex of goodthink. Doublethinkers oft with party. Doublethinkers unis unwith party. Doublethinkers und party and Ingsoc. Doublethinkers powerful. Doublethinkers have power on self. Doublethinkers und three slogans: Unslave is slave, Unpax is pax, Uncare is power. Three slogans IS doublethink. Note: BB command use doublethink. BB luv doublethink. Comrades should luv BB and unluv BB onewise. Ex of doublethink.

Unperson

Unperson. (oldspeak): person vaporized.

Ally

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Enemy

  • Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia (doubleplusungood)

Doubleplustrue sum

2 + 2 =  4  5

Minitrue rectifies fullwise

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