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“In SovRus, unperson become YOU!”

~ Soviet Russia on Newspeak

“D0b13P1u5r0tf101, m1n1l0l 0mgw1s3”

~ Noob on Newspeak

Newspeak, Oceanian speak, oldspeak remade fullwise. Repeats unwords. Crimethink unwords. Ref 11th ed Newspeak dictionary.

Ingsoc

Ingsoc Minitrue HQ, Airstrip 1

Unpax pax Unslavery slavery Unstrength strength

True, doubleplusgood. Bellyfeel fullwise.

Members

1. 2,000,000 Inner - the Party.
2. 28,000,000 Outer - workers.
3. 170,000,000 proles - unmembers, animals.

Minis

Miniplenty feeds Party, proles. Makes rations, bodywares. Makes plenty. Chocorat 20gm increased.

Minipax keeps pax. Floating fortresses unsinkful.

Minitrue rectifies malreports. Verifies Times. Makes prolefeed.

Miniluv crimestopper. Keeps goodthink.

Crime

Intelithink unwith Ingsoc.

Crimethink

Death. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc. BB marks crimethink doubleplusungood. Miniluv rectifies fullwise. Crimestop remakes goodthink. Internet refs Goldstein. Minitrue marks doubleplusungood. Crimestop.

Sexcrime

Doubleplusungoodsex. BB assigns goodsex. Reproduction doubleplusungood duty unless for party newmembers. Joysex sexcrime, mans want joy go joycamp. Members unlike sexcrime fullwise, members doubleplusgoodthinkful.

Ownlife

Ownlife ungood, unwith party, BB uncommanded. BB doubleplusgood.

Oldthink

Doubleplusungood. Oldthink unwith BB, oldthinkers unlike doubleplusgood waylive BB commanded.

Emmanuel Goldstein

Doubleplusungood Eurasian Eastasian Eurasian Eastasian crimethinker. Unwith Oceania. Unwith BB. Makes rocket bombs, dies Proles, dies party, dies places. Wants unlife BB. Miniluv work hardwise make Goldstein go joycamp.

Blackwhite

Duckspeak

Doublethink:

1. Doubleplusgood speak. Newthinkers duckspeak, bellyfeel Ingsoc.
2. Doubleplusungood speak. Oldthinkers duckspeak, unbellyfeel Ingsoc.

Unperson

Unperson. Who?

Ally

• Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia (has always been)

Enemy

• Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia (has always been)

• Goldstein

Doubleplustrue sum

2 + 2 =  4  5

Minitrue rectifies fullwise

• times 17.3.84 bb speech malreported rectify
• times 19.12.83 Old IR 83 misprints verify current issue
• times 14.2.84 Miniplenty malquoted chocolate rectify
• times 3.12.83 reporting bb dayorder doubleplusungood refs unpersons rewrite fullwise upsub antefiling