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“In SovRus, unperson become YOU!”
“D0b13P1u5r0tf101, m1n1l0l 0mgw1s3”
True, doubleplusgood. Bellyfeel fullwise.
- 2,000,000 Inner - the Party.
- 28,000,000 Outer - workers.
- 170,000,000 proles - unmembers, animals.
Miniplenty feeds Party, proles. Makes rations, bodywares. Makes plenty. Chocorat 20gm increased.
Minipax keeps pax. Floating fortresses unsinkful.
Minitrue rectifies malreports. Verifies Times. Makes prolefeed.
Miniluv crimestopper. Keeps goodthink.
Intelithink unwith Ingsoc.
Death. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc. BB marks crimethink doubleplusungood. Miniluv rectifies fullwise. Crimestop remakes goodthink. Internet refs Goldstein. Minitrue marks doubleplusungood. Crimestop.
Doubleplusungoodsex. BB assigns goodsex. Reproduction doubleplusungood duty unless for party newmembers. Joysex sexcrime, mans want joy go joycamp. Members unlike sexcrime fullwise, members doubleplusgoodthinkful.
Ownlife ungood, unwith party, BB uncommanded. BB doubleplusgood.
Doubleplusungood. Oldthink unwith BB, oldthinkers unlike doubleplusgood waylive BB commanded.
Eurasian Eastasian Eurasian Eastasian crimethinker. Unwith Oceania. Unwith BB. Makes rocket bombs, dies Proles, dies party, dies places. Wants unlife BB. Miniluv work hardwise make Goldstein go joycamp.
- Doubleplusgood speak. Newthinkers duckspeak, bellyfeel Ingsoc.
- Doubleplusungood speak. Oldthinkers duckspeak, unbellyfeel Ingsoc.
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