New Panama Canal
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The New Panama Canal is an ambitious feat planned by Reichkommander of the Free World George W. Bush A.K.A 'The Fuhrer' and fitness-guru Hugo Chavez to separate the warring continents of East and West America. For this purpose, the Panama Canal Zone, an independent territory, has been created.
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Ever since the discovery of the New World, there has been a noticeable animosity between the continents of East and West America. The West, originally colonised by China, Japan and Australian Aborigines has been socialist since its conception. But unlike Old World socialisms placed a great amount of worth on individual freedom, which is why to this day the prevailing images of the West are the Xialifornian cowboys such as Wai Ateup and Team Rocket member Jesiro Jeimsu, whereas in the South we think of the frolicsome Australian orgies in Machuu Pichu.
The West, in contrast, was colonised by the Evil Old-World Capitalist Empires, such as Great Britain, Great France, Great Spain, Great Greenland and Great Belgian Congo.In these colonies (or "kolonies" as it forced to be spelt) slavery was compulsory (kompulsary), so that working-class mothers often had to choose whether to buy a slave or feed their children, failure to do either would result in punishment.
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These colonies began eventually to revolt for their independence, and for a century the two continents were plagued with wars of independence.
After gaining independence, the growing states began to war against each other, and for a century the two continents were plagued with inter-continental wars, culminating in World War II when Franz Ferdinand was assassinated in New Orleans.
After WWII, the Americas started to experiment with ways of segregating themselves from each other. In Berlin, Texas, the idea of a wall was played with, but no success was found for nearly a century.
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It was the Nike Revolution of 2006 that brought the problems to light once again, George W. Bush, the first man of Japanese origin to hold the post of American president, always held the East/West conflict close to his heart. So along with Hugo Chavez of Venus, the plans for the New Panama Canal were laid out.Almost as wide as Shanes mom.
The scheme would have the added benefit of increasing employment, which had been increasing rapidly due to Congress banning War.
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 | Central America and South America |
| Central: Belize | Costa Rica | El Humidor | Guatemala | Honduras | Kittenolivia | Mexico | New Mexico | Nicaragua (en español) | Panama | Panama Canal Zone | |
| South: Argentina (en español) | Bolivia | Brazil (em português) | Republic of Bulimia | Cat Nation | Catspace | Chile (en español) | Colombia (en español) | Easter Island | Ecuador (en español) | Falkland Islands | French Guiana | Galapagos Islands | Guyana | Locombia | Paraguay | Peru (en español) | Seahorsia | Suriname | Uruguay (en español) | Venezuela (en español) |
