Neville Chamberlain
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Neville Chamberlain was Prime Minister of Great Britain from 1937 to 1940. He was made famous for bringing back to London a sheet of paper given to him by Adolf Hitler . It said Thank You Nev written in shit.
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[edit] Not Up To It
He was the son of Smokin' Joe Chamberlain and brother of Austen-Seven Waxwork Chamberlain and had seemed an unlikely candidate for high office. Chamberlain admitted that he 'hated foreigners' and anything beyond the White Cliffs of Dover and liked to spend boring weekends fly fishing in knickerbockers. So it was Britain's bad luck that he became Prime Minister in 1937 with sod-all qualifications when dealing with dictators and especially ones called Adolf.
Chamberlain was also very interested in Scatology and understood the German leader liked to bottle his excrement for visiting dignitaries. He was another European leader who fell for this old trick in bodily intimidation. The British Prime Minister believed he was following a policy of appeasement when in fact it was more like abasement..in that it meant to agreeing to one sided deals that always ended in a big stink.
Returning to Downing Street, Chamberlain was cheered by crowds shouting Piss In Our Time and retired to a back room to do a 'smell test' Hitler's letter. Satisfied that it was the genuine article , the note was kept in a bottle and stayed on a dusty shelf for the next sixty years. It was later incorporated into the Labour Party's manifesto for 2001.
It didn't take long for Hitler to disillusion Chamberlain though he offered other incremental/excremental letters asking for British favours for the next twelve months. Finally Chamberlain said 'No' and declared war on Germany in September 1939. He lasted a bit longer as Prime Minister before Winston Churchill locked him in the secret Downing Street lavatory and became Prime Minister. That was the last anyone saw of Chamberlain.
[edit] The prewar joke
One of the best jokes of all time was as the picture shows the "peace treaty" between Britain and Germany. This was the last greatly funny joke before the war broke out.
[edit] Notes
Neville Chamberlain is not to be confused with either Winston Chamberlain, a saucy postcard seller in Brighton or Neville Churchill a centre forward for Arsenal in the 1930s.
[edit] See also
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