Neu!

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Neu is German and means new, but that was in the 1970s and that was then.

Neu!
Origins Düsseldorf, Germany
Years Active 1971-1975/1985-1986
Genre(s) Krautrock, Proto-punk, Experimental
Labels Brain Records
Members Klaus Dinger, Michael Rother, Konrad Plank, Thomas Dinger, Hans Lampe, Eberhard Kranemann, Uli Trepte
Former Members A Volkswagon motor that went on and on and on

We love listening to Neu! at the prison. Our little Iraqi friends don't seem to take it so well, though

~ Lynndie England on Neu!

Neu! is an experimental rock band from Germany consisting of guitar player The Marquis de Sade and drummer Klaus Nomi. They're known for their complex brand of Music Theory dubbed "Motorik Theory" or "Devolution". The two members were originally employed at a power plant called Kraftwerk in Düsseldorf, Germany, but their lack of interest in robots got them fired. Ironically, Neu! would develop a robotic sound by themselves, which gave them a huge fan base inside The Matrix and among Terminators and the like. After inventing punk rock, krautrock, proto-punk, post rock, electronica, the light bulb and the infamous motorik beat, Neu! dissolved after realizing that they basically recorded the same song 20 times in a row, and that became the Neu! discography.

edit History

Marquis de Sade and Klaus Nomi met as teenagers in a German factory for plastic vomit. They both quickly connected on a spiritual level and connected for their love of Chinese Water Torture, long unkempt hair and hilarious costumes. They quickly took the materials of the fake vomit and made it into guitars and drums. The guitar made from plastic vomit could only play one cord (E Major), which later would contribute to their sound that nearly ended civilization.

After gaining a record contract, they teamed up with a guy called Conny Planck to record their first album. After some hours of arguing, doing drugs (this was the 1970s, you know...), they frantically recorded 45 minutes of noise and called it an album. The opening track Hallogallo was ten minutes of playing one single chord and one single drum beat, which led to great critical acclaim and cult status around the world - appearantly, one chord is all you need.

After topping the charts and playing their one-chord, one-drum beat music, Neu! decided to record another album. The title was 2. but that didn't mean that they would stray from their monolithic, one-sided, one-dimensional sound of using one chord only. They kept on recording their music, but soon ran out of money, as they spent it all on drugs (it was still the 1970s, dude...) and therefore only recorded one half of the album. So how did they fill out an entire album? Well, play the same two songs at different speeds and call it a day. Lazy? Yes. Cheating? Yes. Underachiving? Jahr! - But once again, the critics loved it, and their music was played all over Germany, even on the other side of the Berlin Wall - since the lyrics were either "la la la" or "na na na", it didn't insult the East German censorship committee, unless for a few tracks, where the "la la la" had a capitalist tone to it.

After discovering that songs could have more than one chord, they recorded their third album - this time, with a song with two chords called Hero. The song would inspire David Bowie to make a song called Heroes - in a fit of artistic hubris, it had three chords! Meanwhile, Neu! had decided to split, having figured that Bowie was more of a hero than they were.

edit Critical Reception And Later Years

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Neu! have been known to make people commit suicide at their concerts within the 7th hour of play. No one has heard a Neu! song all the way through, not even the band member's themselves, because they're usually threatened by local police at gun point to stop playing before anyone else takes their own life.

Their three records sold very poorly because critics never got through reviewing it because they all thought, "this is never going to END!" and hung themselves, even though the albums fade out after only 80 minutes because that's the maximum a record can hold. They never realized it because they're rock journalists, and next to lemmings, they're the dimmest creatures of all.

The members are now in prison due to a huge amount of lawsuits and a large criminal record. They are allowed to play their music within the prisons because the government figured that that would be a good way to lower prisoner numbers. The predictions turned out swimmingly.

Many punk and post-punk bands have expressed their love for Neu! and cite them as an influence. However, not one single punk has ever heard the music of Neu!, and they only claim they love them for cred.

edit Motorik Theory Explanation, Part 1

The theory of motorik was accidently invented by Neu!, as they needed a sound that was repetition, repetition and more repetition. A part of this sound was a drum beat called the motorik beat. Inspired by a motor running, it is a drum beat that moves forward like a machine.

They have drums which goes like this:

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CRASH!

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CRASH!

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edit Motorik Theory Explanation, Part 2

The guitar is not three chords like punk rock, nor two chords like singer-songwriter, but only one chord for the entire song. It plays like this:

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edit Discography

  • Neu!
  • Neu!!
  • Neu!!!
  • Neu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Neu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Nnnnneeeeeeuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Neu!?


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