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'''Nepal''' is a country situated in the northern part of the [[Asiananation|Asian]] subcontinent. This subcontinent has subcountries, which are [[India]], [[Pakistan]], [[Sri Lanka]], [[Bangladesh]], [[Maldives]] and [[Bhutan]]. Nepal lies at the top of all these countries on a globe. -G-R-I-M- once visited to Nepal, after the Indians did the impossible by robbing him, he was again beaten to death by a Gurkha. Nepalese as such are known for their bravery, their love of Bryan Adams,and the Buddha.
 
'''Nepal''' is a country situated in the northern part of the [[Asiananation|Asian]] subcontinent. This subcontinent has subcountries, which are [[India]], [[Pakistan]], [[Sri Lanka]], [[Bangladesh]], [[Maldives]] and [[Bhutan]]. Nepal lies at the top of all these countries on a globe. -G-R-I-M- once visited to Nepal, after the Indians did the impossible by robbing him, he was again beaten to death by a Gurkha. Nepalese as such are known for their bravery, their love of Bryan Adams,and the Buddha.
   
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Nepal also happens to be the important link in the "[[Cab cycle]]". The people from Middle East and South East Asia drive cabs and trucks in the West. This led to a cab driver recession in those nations which was filled up by Nepalese drivers. The drivers in Nepal are replaced by those from the west. However, as there are very few cabs in Nepal and as there are more general strikes than days in calendar, these western cab drivers, instead of driving cabs, have to walk all over the nation and with the discrimination that they face based on the color of their skin (esp. after 9/11), they prefer being called trekkers and not cab drivers.
 
Nepal also happens to be the important link in the "[[Cab cycle]]". The people from Middle East and South East Asia drive cabs and trucks in the West. This led to a cab driver recession in those nations which was filled up by Nepalese drivers. The drivers in Nepal are replaced by those from the west. However, as there are very few cabs in Nepal and as there are more general strikes than days in calendar, these western cab drivers, instead of driving cabs, have to walk all over the nation and with the discrimination that they face based on the color of their skin (esp. after 9/11), they prefer being called trekkers and not cab drivers.
 
   
 
===Exports===
 
===Exports===
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===Politics===
 
===Politics===
Nepal had a King whose name is Nikshan Amatya(also known as VIPER by his followers) who got kicked out by Arvind. He is fired from Nepal Wrestling Entertainment and won't get any rematch.Hooray! Not many countries have a '''real''' king today (not counting King Elizabeth II, who, many speculate, is a queen dragged and foisted on unsuspecting public as a king in full regalia). Most Nepalese citizens are happy and eager to protect this newfound monarch. They all hope that someone of the royal family, will, in time, marry princess Stephanie of [[Monaco]]. Such a unification through marriage would be a unification of the two kingdoms: this would give 28 million Nepalese the unique opportunity of buying mansions on the [[French]] Riviera at severely discounted prices.
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Nepal has a King whose name is Nikshan Amatya(also known as VIPER by his followers) who kicked Arvind who got fired from Nepalese Wrestling Entertainment and lost in many rematch.Hooray! Not many countries have a '''real''' king today (not counting King Elizabeth II, who, many speculate, is a queen dragged and foisted on unsuspecting public as a king in full regalia). Most Nepalese citizens are happy and eager to protect this newfound monarch. They all hope that someone of the royal family, will, in time, marry princess Stephanie of [[Monaco]]. Such a unification through marriage would be a unification of the two kingdoms: this would give 28 million Nepalese the unique opportunity of buying mansions on the [[French]] Riviera at severely discounted prices.
 
Prachande might have been the next king of Nepal, if he had declared himself as he has in the past being the first president of Nepal (later changed to become the prime minister and travel around the world and beyond into outer space with the tax money of poor Nepalese.) However Baburam Bhattari took over his position and is now conspiring with the Nepal Thamel Parti and Nepal Bhalu Randi Party to become the king of Nepal.
 
Prachande might have been the next king of Nepal, if he had declared himself as he has in the past being the first president of Nepal (later changed to become the prime minister and travel around the world and beyond into outer space with the tax money of poor Nepalese.) However Baburam Bhattari took over his position and is now conspiring with the Nepal Thamel Parti and Nepal Bhalu Randi Party to become the king of Nepal.
 
Political parties in Nepal:
 
{{wikipediapar|Communist Party of Nepal (Unified Marxist-Leninist-Maoist)}}
 
* Conservative Party
 
* Democratic Party
 
* Nepal Thamel Party
 
* Nepali Bhalu Randi Party
 
* RamDev Baba BamBhole Party
 
* Angregi Farara Institute (AFI - 500 rupayinyama angregi farara)
 
* Angregi Farara Institute Union (grand daughter of AFI)
 
* Communist Party (Maoist) CEO: Prachanda
 
* Communist Party (United Marxist)
 
* Communist Party (Marxist-Lemonist)
 
* Communist Party (Unified Marxist-Lemonist)
 
* Communist Party (Separated Marxist-Lemonist-Maoist)
 
* All Nepal Marijuana Party (Legalize it!)
 
* Marijuana Species and Free Love Preservation and Growth Society (MSFLPGS)
 
* All Nepal Twate Party (Unified Every Morning)
 
* Raato Makai Party (Makai lai)
 
* Teeto Satya Communist Party (Bitter Truth)
 
* Communist Party (Disorganized Maoist-Maoist-Stalinist-Hoxhaist-Did-We-Already-Mention-Maoist?)
 
* Communist Party (Not Quite Sure)
 
* Communist Party (From 11:00 pm until the early morning, dresscode: red, first drink is on the house!)
 
* Not Anti-Anti-Uncommunist Peoples Front of Nepal (Polpotist-Jimjonesist)
 
* Tupperware Party (Communist)
 
* Tope Bisarjan Patti (Namaste G)
 
* Tarai Tigers
 
* Tarai Virus
 
* Tarai Killers
 
* Tarai Tiger Virus
 
* Tarai Tiger Killers
 
* Tarai Virus Killers
 
* Tarai Tiger Virus Killers
 
* Madhesi Tiger Virus Killers
 
* Madhesi Tiger Virus Killers (Babban Singh)
 
* Madhesi Tiger Virus Killers (Matrika Yadav)
 
* Madhesi Tiger Virus Killers (Hisila Yami)
 
* Madhesi Tiger Virus Killers (Girija Haija Party)
 
* Madhesi Tiger Virus Killers (Rakesh Sood)
 
* Madhesi Tiger Virus Killers (Antony Swami)
 
* Madhesi Forum (SMF powered)
 
* Madhesi Forum (MyBB powered)
 
* Madhesi Forum (India Powered)
 
* Madhesi Neta-adhikar Fohor
 
* Tarai Bagh Bhalu Party
 
* Tarai Hatti Gaida Party
 
* High Low party
 
* Jor Party
 
* Bhaisi Party
 
* Ma Tero ta Mero Party
 
* Nepal Hindu-lets-kill-Muslims party
 
* Nepal anti-Hindu Party (a Part of UCPN Maoists)
 
* Nepal anti-Brahmin Party (a Part of UCPN Maoists)
 
* All Nepali Bihari Group
 
* Desi Pardesi Forum
 
* Kitty Party
 
* Hamro Party, Ramro Party
 
* Don Party (chari turi)
 
* Loadshedding Mukti Morcha
 
* Ma-pai party
 
* Banda party
 
* Farewell Party
 
* Dance party
 
* Bachelor Party
 
* Welcome Party
 
* Marriage party
 
* GPA Party
 
* Maskbadi Party (mostly the motor cyclists are the members)
 
* Birthday Party
 
* United Smile and Dance Party
 
* Nepal Prostitution Party
 
* Ayush ko Friday Party
 
* Party-planning party
 
* Party-planning-planning party
 
* Chhaer party (Or chherpati)
 
 
P.S.Feel free to add on to the list with support from 2+members.
 
 
Nepal is the only DEMOCRATIC nation that is ruled by politicians who were never voted in by the public.
 
   
 
==Sports==
 
==Sports==
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A newly invented Sport is also the "in" thing in Nepal. Due to the Economy in Nepal, Begging is a sport. It is a sport of skill, tactics, patiences, knowledge and personality. Booker-T did suggest this game should be included in Olympics but Prachanda denied it[Rumour says that Prachanda denied it because the sport was way above is financial and social status].
 
A newly invented Sport is also the "in" thing in Nepal. Due to the Economy in Nepal, Begging is a sport. It is a sport of skill, tactics, patiences, knowledge and personality. Booker-T did suggest this game should be included in Olympics but Prachanda denied it[Rumour says that Prachanda denied it because the sport was way above is financial and social status].
 
Another game that was famous in Nepal was Gulla-Danda [Balls-Dick, although perverted but it was once a national sport]. This sport is about girls whacking the balls of dead Chinese with the help of a special stick which is a specially processed dick of a dead [[Pakistani]]. This may sound gay, but since [[Pakistani]]s do not speak of homosexuality, it does not bother them.
 
Another game that was famous in Nepal was Gulla-Danda [Balls-Dick, although perverted but it was once a national sport]. This sport is about girls whacking the balls of dead Chinese with the help of a special stick which is a specially processed dick of a dead [[Pakistani]]. This may sound gay, but since [[Pakistani]]s do not speak of homosexuality, it does not bother them.
 
==Pop culture==
 
People in Nepal believe that Chuck Norris stole Rajesh Hamal's dairy and later renamed it as Chuck Norris Fact. Rajesh Hamal is super-man of Nepal.
 
 
Band name Naplam Death is inspired from word Nepal.
 
 
==KFC in Nepal==
 
A branch of [[KFC]] was opened in Nepal a few years ago, targeting the richest of rich people to spend their money on [[junk]]. The head director for KFC in Nepal, Chak Bahadur Gulapati, has estimated that KFC will replace the traditional dhido-gundruk food of 90% Nepalese in the next five years. Since its establishment, countless amounts of money has been poured into KFC.(Not so)Recently, however, it was discovered that they used actual [[shit]] in their spices. However, it did not seem to offend the stinking rich people eating there, because let's face it - they like the stink! A year after that, the "Brazilian-bred" chicken exported exclusively (to be fried in KFC, Nepal) was discovered to be even better. They had bird flu, and that too, [[Indian]] [[Bird Flu]], the worst kind. They may also have had hemorrhoids, syphilis, herpes, and many other diseases, orally transmissible, but bird flu was enough to make all the rich people spend all the more money on KFC Nepal.
 
 
 
In addition to its flavor, juiciness, richness in diseases and expired spices mixed with shit, KFC's food is said to have the following good effects(all scientifically proven on politicians):
 
* Cures cancer (only in feathered humans, proved on Pushpa Kamal Dahal(not the same as Prachanda, he is a male prostitute, as well as being a politician) )
 
* Increases sexual stamina (only while [[fucking]] with chickens, proved on Prachanda, who has, since then, impregnated millions of chicken to produce billions of eggs)
 
* Increases your life-span (Girija is said to have eaten a few pieces in the last moments of his life, granting him an extra 30 seconds while he choked on the snot of the bird-flued chicken)
 
* Causes indigestion from flour overdose
 
* Many more are being discovered as you read this (Feel free to add)
 
   
 
==Notes==
 
==Notes==

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