Neopoprealism (art)

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"Queen of Magic Shoes" by NeoPopRealist Paul Reubens. Reubens' technique involves detonating an atomic bomb behind his model and capturing the resulting image on a plate of specially prepared tungsten carbide. He then glues torn-paper shapes to it. For this he went 8 years to art school.

NeoPopRealism is a new style in visual arts created by scat artist Russ Abbot. NeoPopRealism combines deep smartness of Leonardo Da Vinci, the bright stupidity of Andy Warhol and "comedy" absolutely lacking in humour. This style reflects the new millennium with its technical/cultural achievements, top craziness and bad jumpers. NeoPopRealism is philosophy which unites beautiful/fabulous people under flag of perfectionism and hi IQ.

NeoPopRealism creator, Artist Russ Abbot is 6'2" tall nut, with hazel eyes, no hair, long legs & uncontrolled nature. There's rumors that some intoxicated Bahamian lawyer said about him: "Jesus why do the BBC continue to give him work?" But there's other rumors: It would appear that Russ Abbot is actually a gateway drug leading to usage of the much more addictive unfunny: Les Dennis, "Victims" had nothing from the beginning: no clothes, no money.

Warning to each one who want to be one minute made millionaire: Do not even try to make it happen by possessing Russ Abbot paintings, songs and sketch shows without his permission or because no one will buy them. Panotomime professionals and law people are watching you.

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